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Reviews by 'Fenni Fentu'
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with a total of
169
reviews published to date.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal walks home Malone.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Hyman popped at airport.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino needs an eyemask.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Noah hope for Fantasia.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Paper Moon (1973)
Tatum tot and Pop.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus as Latin King.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Fought Law. Law won.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Ghost (1990)
Pottery as soft porn.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Mustachioed Mexican impresses Idahoan.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Fry, robot.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Connor's 50th-trimester abortion.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnold's pre-conception contraception.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Mother thinks soccer naan-sensical.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Parminder's tikka to America.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Flesh in the pan.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
Rose has cherry-poppin' daddy.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Great Muppet Caper, The (1981)
Cleese's fawlty restaurant review.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Piggy: Central Pork.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Red Dawn (1984)
Russians go wolverine hunting.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky II (1979)
Meatpacker trains, pursuing poultry.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky V (1990)
Main event: a streetfight?
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Almost Famous (2000)
Zeppelin-composed soundtrack Zo-so.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Insurgents hatch Zionist plot.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
I Am Sam (2001)
Retard with musical taste.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Nauseatingly ugly Greek wenches.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Rick experiences Hilton head.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Me Tarzan, you Chang.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland, The (1999)
Villain Mandy[ble] chews scenery.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Abu ghraibs lamp.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Alfie (2004)
Jude the Obtuse.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
American Werewolf In Paris, An (1997)
1 Bite in Paris.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Animal Farm (1954)
Communism with Napoleon: complex.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Babe (1995)
Duck's a cock tease.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Portman waits for pianist.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Winn-Dixie cures town's ills.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Dave = Pet Shop Boy.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Beheading Chinese (1903)
Wang loses head.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Best In Show (2000)
Levy: two left feet.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bhaji On The Beach (1993)
Sikhs on the beach.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Car becomes vagrant's toilet.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Beatty in heist-ery lesson.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
M4M - seeking stable relationship.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey: 'I'm a deus'.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Easter money shot.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Clerks. (1994)
Meet the Stockers.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Clueless (1995)
1800s Incest tale updated.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Something shortened in Denmark.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Malkovich wants Close encounter.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Lord Vader's Sith sense.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Iced Queens.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Snidely inept. Dudley more.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Operation Dumbo Shock.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Pachydermabrasion.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Failure To Launch (2006)
Terry Bradshaw, Carrie Bradshaw.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
John Deere ridden.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Marines leave Santiago chilly.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
'To be' for ADD.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Flight Of The Navigator (1986)
Reubens befriends prepubescent boy.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
For Straights Only (2001)
Homosexuality as a Sikhness.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Killer queen bites dust.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Gacy (2003)
Jester Molester.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Garden State (2004)
'Scrubs' character on Valium.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
A vine comedy.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Gingerdead Man, The (2005)
Icing, bread people.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett has midwife crisis.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Limburglars leave cupboard camem-bare.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Hairspray (1988)
Lake-sized Ricki dances.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Hanukkah saved! Jewbilation!
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
8 Crazy Fights.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
On the beatin' path.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
I, Robot (2004)
Modem company expands line.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Incident At Loch Ness (2004)
Meet the Loch-er.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Friend's an Indian giver.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Johnny Appleseed (1948)
The Germinator.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Sikh's with animals.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus, don't be cross.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Launching A Stranded Schooner From The Docks (1900)
Schooner, Rock.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Tunnel column Di-ed red.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland (1992)
Tales of a kid-napper.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
I blew him, Fellatio.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Shy-cock wants flesh.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Bassanio rides Portia.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Mohammed comic search 'Iranic'.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Manhattan (1979)
Minor gives Woody woody.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Matador, El (2003)
Juan's homo loan.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu hangs up. Flies.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Meet the Folkers.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Monsoon Wedding (2001)
Love me tandoor.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Monsturd (2003)
Cops investigate fecal matter.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Rizzo a pi-rat.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Naked Football League (1997)
Tight end wide open.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
This lawyer's firm.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Naked States (2000)
Have a Michigander.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Naked World (2003)
Gaza strippers.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Naked World (2003)
Eire go bra-less.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked World (2003)
Banging Chad.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Napoleon Blownapart (1967)
Splatterloo.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)
Men seek nocturnal admission.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Bagel bites.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Big Brother evicts Winston.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
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