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Reviews by 'Fenni Fentu'
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with a total of
169
reviews published to date.
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Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Winn-Dixie cures town's ills.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Parminder's tikka to America.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey: 'I'm a deus'.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Marines leave Santiago chilly.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu hangs up. Flies.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
On Deadly Ground (1994)
Eco-friendly Seagal on warpath.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Rocky V (1990)
Main event: a streetfight?
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Billy earns his chops.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Lesbian has Ford excursion.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Son Of Man (2006)
A mad black messiah.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnold's pre-conception contraception.
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Meathead, the rockers.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Metalheads a Japanese sensation?
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
VeggieTales: Rack, Shack & Benny (1995)
Christians criticize chocolate idolatry.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Corky buys 'wife' dresses.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)
Old out. Pooh in.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland, The (1999)
Villain Mandy[ble] chews scenery.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Zeppelin-composed soundtrack Zo-so.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Portman waits for pianist.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Tunnel column Di-ed red.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Revenge Of The Killer Meat! (2003)
Fish fillets, lamb chops.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)
Queer and convincing evidence.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rocky II (1979)
Meatpacker trains, pursuing poultry.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Sheep goated into it.
Jan 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Simon Birch (1998)
Birch bat kills Judd.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Binks causes Gungan din.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Story Of Charles Goodyear, The (1939)
Tire mogul's life retread.
Jul 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stranglers Of Bombay, The (1960)
Tandoori Chokin'.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stunning Cattle (1901)
Steer-fried beef.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Huffman provides trans-portation.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Transamerica (2005)
Cross-country, cross-dressed.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Undercover With The KKK (1979)
Undercover brother-killer.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh: Seasons Of Giving (1999)
The Christmas Pooh!
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Car becomes vagrant's toilet.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Easter money shot.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
For Straights Only (2001)
Homosexuality as a Sikhness.
Mar 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Great Muppet Caper, The (1981)
Cleese's fawlty restaurant review.
Mar 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino needs an eyemask.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Bassanio rides Portia.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Naked World (2003)
Eire go bra-less.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Mustachioed Mexican impresses Idahoan.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Othello (1952)
Welles needs Moor melanin.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pandemic: The Case Of The Killer Flu (1999)
SARS wars.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus as Latin King.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Red Dawn (1984)
Russians go wolverine hunting.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky = Duma for Drago.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Spielberg shoahs viewers Holocaust.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Western, sans Westerners.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Aliens Klingon to humans.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Trials Of Oscar Wilde, The (1960)
Teen desires Wilde sex.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Romance (1993)
Scars, felon, Alabama.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Sailors have crab boils.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Mother thinks soccer naan-sensical.
Mar 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Best In Show (2000)
Levy: two left feet.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Beatty in heist-ery lesson.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Something shortened in Denmark.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Snidely inept. Dudley more.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Killer queen bites dust.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Launching A Stranded Schooner From The Docks (1900)
Schooner, Rock.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Shy-cock wants flesh.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Mohammed comic search 'Iranic'.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Monsturd (2003)
Cops investigate fecal matter.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Noah hope for Fantasia.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Gays French Canadians.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Real Women Have Curves (2002)
Mexican sweatshop teaches values?
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Pretentious, Oscar-less 'Private Ryan'.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Troy (2004)
Razing Helen's home.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alfie (2004)
Jude the Obtuse.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
'To be' for ADD.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Flight Of The Navigator (1986)
Reubens befriends prepubescent boy.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Gacy (2003)
Jester Molester.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Garden State (2004)
'Scrubs' character on Valium.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I Am Sam (2001)
Retard with musical taste.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Incident At Loch Ness (2004)
Meet the Loch-er.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus, don't be cross.
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Manhattan (1979)
Minor gives Woody woody.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Insurgents hatch Zionist plot.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Rizzo a pi-rat.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Wookiee war decades late.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Cost of freedom: $1.05.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Filet of sole.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Me Tarzan, you Chang.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Clueless (1995)
1800s Incest tale updated.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal walks home Malone.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Operation Dumbo Shock.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Hanukkah saved! Jewbilation!
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
8 Crazy Fights.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Matador, El (2003)
Juan's homo loan.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Piggy: Central Pork.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Nauseatingly ugly Greek wenches.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
This lawyer's firm.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Naked World (2003)
Banging Chad.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
The original Red dawn.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Aliens flash Gordon.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Abu ghraibs lamp.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
Lord Vader's Sith sense.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Failure To Launch (2006)
Terry Bradshaw, Carrie Bradshaw.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
John Deere ridden.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Hairspray (1988)
Lake-sized Ricki dances.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
I, Robot (2004)
Modem company expands line.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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