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Reviews by 'LOBBANISGOD'
Current status of
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with a total of
78
reviews published to date.
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
A,I.n't a good film.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's Psychodelic Rain Song.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Graduate, The (1967)
The original MILF hunter.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Mr. Bojangles loves Coffey.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Old fart fights foe.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
'Passenger 57' meets 'Anaconda'.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
They Live (1988)
Hot Rod wrestling aliens.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood's Deadwood.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Aladdin rubs crazy Williams.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Mantooth ache for Vaughn.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Apprenticeship Of Duddy Kravitz, The (1974)
Not Lenny's Daddy, Duddy.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Billy Madison (1995)
Hallucinated penguin allures Sandler.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Friday The 13th (1980)
Mother brings home Bacon.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Rock hard in prison.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Grand Theft Auto: Rome.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jungleground (1995)
Piper's Pit of Hunters.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mummy, The (1932)
Karloff has Mummy Issues.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Pizza girl gets pepperoni.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Robots (2005)
Copperbottom of barrel Williams.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Mary Jane accepts Spidey.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Rednecks rejoice : sophistacit's Wonder.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Talking turtles time trip.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell's Penis On Pedestal.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Cain's able to fight.
Sep 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animal Farm (1954)
Communism meets Pork Legislation.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
Batman punches evil clown.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Suri's Mom goes Batty.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
League of Shadows ends.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Axl Foley Judge(s) Reinhold.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Blues' Mission: Play Blues.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Breasts (1996)
Film on fun-bags.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Wilson spikes Hanks' head.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Celtic Pride (1996)
Aykroyd's Green Pride march.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Charlotte's Web (1973)
Spider saves his bacon.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Coming To America (1988)
Hakeem's dream: meet wife.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Forrest as Code breaker.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Garner Elektrafies Affleck's eyes.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Bond snowballs Halle.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
White throws red balls.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Failure To Launch (2006)
McConaughey's acting: not Launched.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's snow job.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Game, The (1997)
Spicoli's gift giving gag.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Slimer can't Stay Puft.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Gladiator (2000)
Crowe kills unrising Phoenix.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Glory (1989)
Uncivil Matt whips Washington.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Don dishes; Luca fishes.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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High Fidelity (2000)
45's make Cusack realize.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Hollywoodland (2006)
Death's Brody of Evidence.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Atack of 50ft Baby.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Hulk (2003)
'Green' gone wild: California.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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It (1990)
Pennywise, clown foolish.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Kurt & Courtney (1998)
2 Heads with Hole.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Lean On Me (1989)
Batting for Eastide: Freeman.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Dentists = Good Plant Food.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Enrico Polatzo saves Queen.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Chevy enlightens Elaine's house.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Osmosis Jones (2001)
Rock Cures Murray's Sickness.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Panic Room (2002)
Foster won't Let(o) in.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-wee's bike in basement.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Predator (1987)
Apollo sells out Governator.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Andre amazes; Buttercup dazes.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Rat Race (2001)
Mr. Bean's Wild Ride.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Spaceballs's wannabe Medieval cousin.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Se7en (1995)
Keizer Soze gives head.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sesame Street Jam: A Musical Celebration (1994)
Big Bird chirps chimes.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Shrek (2001)
Cameron's an ogre lover.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Shrek 2 (2004)
Puss a real Banderas.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Hasselhoff Gives Sponge CPR.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Stand By Me (1986)
Deep throat leeches.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Halle's Breasts. Enough Said.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller's money-shot.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
'Tit'anic Kate shows breasts.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze tucks it between.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Wall, The (1962)
Just Another Brick film.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Retards revive Bohemien Rhaposdy.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Mini Mike Teevee's travels.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Brainless scarecrow gets smarts.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Feed on vegan brains.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
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