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Reviews by 'LOBBANISGOD'
Current status of Movie buff with a total of 78 reviews published to date.
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
A,I.n't a good film.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's Psychodelic Rain Song.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Graduate, The (1967)
The original MILF hunter.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Green Mile, The (1999)
Mr. Bojangles loves Coffey.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Old fart fights foe.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
'Passenger 57' meets 'Anaconda'.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
They Live (1988)
Hot Rod wrestling aliens.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood's Deadwood.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Aladdin (1992)
Aladdin rubs crazy Williams.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Mantooth ache for Vaughn.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Apprenticeship Of Duddy Kravitz, The (1974)
Not Lenny's Daddy, Duddy.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Billy Madison (1995)
Hallucinated penguin allures Sandler.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Friday The 13th (1980)
Mother brings home Bacon.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Gridiron Gang (2006)
Rock hard in prison.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Italian Job, The (1969)
Grand Theft Auto: Rome.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Jungleground (1995)
Piper's Pit of Hunters.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Mummy, The (1932)
Karloff has Mummy Issues.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Pizza girl gets pepperoni.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Robots (2005)
Copperbottom of barrel Williams.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Mary Jane accepts Spidey.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Rednecks rejoice : sophistacit's Wonder.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (1)   
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Talking turtles time trip.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (1)   
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell's Penis On Pedestal.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Adam And Eve (1912)
Cain's able to fight.
Sep 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote    
Animal Farm (1954)
Communism meets Pork Legislation.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Batman (1989)
Batman punches evil clown.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Batman Begins (2005)
Suri's Mom goes Batty.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Batman Begins (2005)
League of Shadows ends.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Axl Foley Judge(s) Reinhold.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Blues' Mission: Play Blues.
Sep 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Breasts (1996)
Film on fun-bags.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote    
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson spikes Hanks' head.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Celtic Pride (1996)
Aykroyd's Green Pride march.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Spider saves his bacon.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Coming To America (1988)
Hakeem's dream: meet wife.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Forrest as Code breaker.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Daredevil (2003)
Garner Elektrafies Affleck's eyes.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond snowballs Halle.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
White throws red balls.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Failure To Launch (2006)
McConaughey's acting: not Launched.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's snow job.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Game, The (1997)
Spicoli's gift giving gag.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Ghostbusters (1984)
Slimer can't Stay Puft.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe kills unrising Phoenix.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Glory (1989)
Uncivil Matt whips Washington.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Godfather, The (1972)
Don dishes; Luca fishes.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
High Fidelity (2000)
45's make Cusack realize.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Hollywoodland (2006)
Death's Brody of Evidence.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Atack of 50ft Baby.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Hulk (2003)
'Green' gone wild: California.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote    
It (1990)
Pennywise, clown foolish.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
2 Heads with Hole.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Lean On Me (1989)
Batting for Eastide: Freeman.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Dentists = Good Plant Food.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Enrico Polatzo saves Queen.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Chevy enlightens Elaine's house.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Rock Cures Murray's Sickness.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Panic Room (2002)
Foster won't Let(o) in.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-wee's bike in basement.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Predator (1987)
Apollo sells out Governator.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Andre amazes; Buttercup dazes.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Rat Race (2001)
Mr. Bean's Wild Ride.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Spaceballs's wannabe Medieval cousin.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Se7en (1995)
Keizer Soze gives head.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Sesame Street Jam: A Musical Celebration (1994)
Big Bird chirps chimes.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Shrek (2001)
Cameron's an ogre lover.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Shrek 2 (2004)
Puss a real Banderas.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Hasselhoff Gives Sponge CPR.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Stand By Me (1986)
Deep throat leeches.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Swordfish (2001)
Halle's Breasts. Enough Said.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller's money-shot.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Titanic (1997)
'Tit'anic Kate shows breasts.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze tucks it between.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Wall, The (1962)
Just Another Brick film.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote    
Wayne's World (1992)
Retards revive Bohemien Rhaposdy.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote    
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Mini Mike Teevee's travels.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Brainless scarecrow gets smarts.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote    
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Feed on vegan brains.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote    
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