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Reviews by 'redPen'
Current status of
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with a total of
1817
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Ten Commandments, The (1956)
God prescribes two tablets.
Nov 2, 2006
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(40)
Witness (1985)
Han Silo.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
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(29)
Gladiator (2000)
Birdfight: Crowe vs. Phoenix!
Jul 1, 2006
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(28)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack of all tirades.
Mar 27, 2007
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(28)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
In cold. Blood.
Apr 4, 2008
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(27)
Blue Hawaii (1961)
Aloha. Aloha very much.
Aug 30, 2006
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(27)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Oboe-Wan Kenobi.
May 4, 2007
Unscored
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(25)
Paint Your Wagon (1969)
Sang 'Em High.
Jan 30, 2007
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(25)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey 6, Pitt 1.
Aug 27, 2006
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(25)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Dine, young Hannibal.
Mar 27, 2007
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(24)
Shane (1953)
A lad, A. Ladd.
Oct 31, 2006
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(24)
Snatch (2000)
Foit Cloob.
Mar 8, 2007
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(22)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Jessica: 55DD in 2D.
Jul 25, 2006
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(22)
Animal Farm (1954)
Porkers unite!
Jan 9, 2007
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(21)
Departed, The (2006)
Many covers, brains blown.
Mar 3, 2007
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(21)
Lady Godiva (1955)
Bareback Mountin'.
Jul 15, 2007
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(21)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
'Jew talkin' to me?'.
Jul 16, 2007
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(21)
16 Blocks (2006)
Def in a Jam.
May 30, 2007
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(20)
Babes In Toyland (1934)
A Few Wood Men.
May 8, 2007
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(20)
Cocktail (1988)
Cruise to the islands!
Dec 2, 2006
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(20)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
What's Mrs. Grape Eating?
Apr 7, 2007
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(20)
10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Furious Georges.
May 17, 2007
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(19)
Hand, The (1981)
Hand solo.
Jul 3, 2007
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(19)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Post-apocalypse. Pre-'Apocalypto'.
Jun 7, 2007
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(19)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Saturday Nerd Fever.
Oct 26, 2006
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(19)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Meanwhile, ogre in Camelot . . .
Feb 13, 2007
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(19)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Walt Disney draws blood.
Mar 8, 2007
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(19)
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro. De mirror.
Dec 12, 2006
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(19)
Taxi Driver (1976)
'You stalkin' to me?'
Jul 2, 2007
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(19)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Dead Man Partying.
Apr 13, 2007
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(19)
West Side Story (1961)
Get ready to rumba!
Aug 5, 2006
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(19)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg's cafe 'Oh!' lay.
Jan 2, 2007
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(19)
Awakenings (1990)
Mork and Mind.
Aug 17, 2006
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(18)
Fly, The (1986)
'Beam me over, Swatty'.
Apr 6, 2007
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(18)
Mime Massacre (2006)
Silent AND deadly!
May 1, 2007
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(18)
Point Break (1991)
'Freeze, dude. Like, FBI'.
Aug 7, 2006
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(18)
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Beatles fans cry 'Help!'.
Apr 13, 2007
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(18)
Camelot (1967)
Sing Arthur. Dancelot.
Apr 13, 2007
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(17)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Cult on the cob.
Aug 17, 2006
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(17)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Nudity, lewdity, rudity, foodity.
Aug 20, 2006
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(17)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
Cookie nookie.
Mar 30, 2008
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(17)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
A Spectrum Films 'release'.
Oct 26, 2006
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(17)
Graduate, The (1967)
Benjamin bangs mom, window.
Aug 29, 2006
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(17)
Kama Sutra: A Tale Of Love (1996)
Sex position exposition.
May 17, 2007
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(17)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Dead Man Joaquin.
Apr 10, 2008
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(17)
Mime Massacre (2006)
All witnesses were mum.
Apr 20, 2007
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(17)
Samson And Delilah (1949)
Blinded By The Wife.
May 6, 2007
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(17)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Leonardo DiCap-retard.
Aug 10, 2006
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(17)
X-Men (2000)
Storm: sleet, wind, Halle.
May 11, 2007
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(17)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Ho-ho-hooky.
Sep 1, 2006
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(17)
Becket (1964)
French king takes bishop.
Apr 24, 2008
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(16)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Space music from Mercury!
Aug 28, 2006
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(16)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Short live the Queen.
May 11, 2007
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(16)
Grease (1978)
Olivia Duetin' John.
May 8, 2007
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(16)
James Bond Story, The (2000)
Bondage film.
Feb 3, 2007
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(16)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
Little sis gets littler.
Oct 23, 2006
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(16)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Tits Andronicus.
Apr 24, 2008
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(16)
Mean Machine (2001)
The Wrongest Yard.
Apr 13, 2008
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(16)
O (2001)
Bardsketball.
Apr 9, 2008
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(16)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
You Only Lazenby Once.
Sep 19, 2007
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(16)
Shooter (2007)
Marksman Marky Mark marked.
May 17, 2007
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(16)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard baldly goes.
Apr 3, 2007
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(16)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise pilots, co-pilot cruises.
Jul 15, 2006
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(16)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Early Communist distributes wealth.
Aug 17, 2006
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(15)
Black Dahlia, The (2006)
The Black Dullia.
Feb 28, 2007
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(15)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Unwed, dead; undead, wed!
Jan 30, 2009
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(15)
Crash (1996)
'Crimp My Ride'.
Sep 30, 2006
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(15)
Departed, The (2006)
GoodO'Fellas.
Mar 26, 2007
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(15)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Diesel put into cars.
Jan 8, 2007
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(15)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Jerky janitor genuine genius!
Aug 11, 2006
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(15)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Gunga D'Indy.
Apr 18, 2008
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(15)
Little Big Man (1970)
Kramer Vs. Custer.
Sep 27, 2006
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(15)
Lords Of Discipline, The (1983)
'Lords' of The Ring.
Jan 16, 2007
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(15)
Memento (2000)
.esrever ni delievnu yretsyM
Sep 19, 2006
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(15)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
The Bonds of matrimony.
May 10, 2008
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(15)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson movie: Kesey Writer.
Apr 5, 2007
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(15)
Trading Places (1983)
Aykroyd gets Curtis-y flash.
Sep 19, 2006
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(15)
American Psycho (2000)
The Naked Chainsaw Massacre.
Jul 1, 2006
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(14)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling!
Apr 7, 2009
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(14)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Sofia 'acts with fishes'.
Jan 8, 2007
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(14)
Guys And Dolls (1955)
Brando: coulda been con-tenor.
Sep 29, 2006
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(14)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Reeves tests bullet theory.
Dec 18, 2006
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(14)
Insider, The (1999)
Crowe knows tobacco blows.
Dec 4, 2006
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(14)
Jailhouse Rock (1957)
Elvis' pelvis in cellvis.
Aug 29, 2006
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(14)
Midsummer Night's Dream, A (1935)
Cagney's Bottom becomes ass.
Jul 10, 2007
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(14)
Murder In The First (1995)
Christian, Rock.
Aug 12, 2007
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(14)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
'Thunderball,' shaken and stirred.
Sep 25, 2006
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(14)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Fonda, Fonda and pond-a.
Jul 18, 2006
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(14)
Porky's (1982)
Teenagers, sex, whore-moans.
Apr 15, 2008
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(14)
Risky Business (1983)
Rebecca DeMoaner.
Nov 7, 2006
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(14)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Runaway Bribe.
Aug 3, 2006
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(14)
Serenity (2005)
Wash done, Book finished.
Jul 6, 2006
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(14)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Lazyass bimbo cripples country.
Nov 2, 2006
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(14)
Wayne's World (1992)
'Schwingers'.
Oct 3, 2006
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(14)
Willard (1971)
Rats star.
May 12, 2007
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(14)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Astronaut, human not.
Mar 5, 2007
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(13)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Black-and-white supremacists.
Mar 28, 2008
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(13)
Cliffhanger (1993)
'Rocky' actor. Rocky scenery.
Jan 17, 2008
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Commitments, The (1991)
Irish soulsters! No shyte!
Jul 11, 2006
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(13)
Conspiracy: The Trial Of The Chicago 8 (1987)
Hoffman vs. Hoffman.
Apr 27, 2007
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