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Total nut for movies
Reviews by 'opethdamna'
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with a total of
49
reviews published to date.
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Rain Man (1988)
Autistic outsmarts asshole Scientologist.
Jun 22, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Ali (2001)
'The Greatest' Fresh Prince.
Jun 21, 2006
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(6)
Foreskin Gump (1994)
Like Penis and carrots.
Jun 22, 2006
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(6)
Thinner (1996)
Oral sex kills gypsies.
Jun 20, 2006
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(6)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
And Willis makes 13.
Jun 24, 2006
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(6)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Tom isn't very neighbourly.
Jun 19, 2006
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(5)
Grease (1978)
Pink Ladies corrupt innocence.
Jun 20, 2006
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(5)
Now And Then (1995)
Ricci gains 200 lbs.
Jun 22, 2006
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(5)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Isn't Shrek Charming? Nope.
Jun 22, 2006
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(5)
Breast Men (1997)
Schwimming in silicone money.
Jun 22, 2006
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(4)
Cast Away (2000)
Stranded man befriends ball.
Jun 20, 2006
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(4)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Walken's anus hides heirloom.
Jun 22, 2006
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(4)
Home Alone (1990)
Panicking child abuses Pesci.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Son Of Godzilla (1967)
Virgin Maryzilla gives birth.
Jun 22, 2006
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
The Force finds Luke.
Jun 19, 2006
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(3)
Superman (1978)
Pre-paraplegic leaps over buildings.
Jun 21, 2006
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(3)
Ali (2001)
The Prince goes Islam.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Chocolate water runs Depp.
Jun 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Donnie Darko vs. Nature.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie and The Bunnyman.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Potter on puberty.
Jun 22, 2006
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Frodo leaves the Shire.
Jun 21, 2006
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(2)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Presley gains Nielsen ratings.
Jun 22, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
Streep becomes orchid obsessed.
Jun 19, 2006
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Amelie loves, aids love.
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Animal House (1978)
Window wood successful.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Animal House (1978)
Belushi drinka, smashes guitar.
Jun 19, 2006
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa snacks on sandwiches.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Black elf, skinny Santa.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
England tortures the Scots.
Jun 23, 2006
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(1)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Darko Lives! (in bubble).
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Zeta-Jones, cool jazz cat.
Jun 24, 2006
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(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Backroad redneck skewers piggy.
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
McNamara agrees, Castro sucks.
Jun 25, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Amputee killer maddens Ford.
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Good Burger (1997)
Kel serves his meat.
Jun 20, 2006
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(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Kevin Bacon: Peeping Tom.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Monty takes on religon.
Jun 20, 2006
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Precious meets its demise.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Not Trees, They're Ents!
Jun 24, 2006
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Unnecessary lobotomy ends movie.
Jun 19, 2006
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Fatty out-eaten by girlfriend.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Cyborg taught to love.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Part Politician, Part Cyborg.
Jun 22, 2006
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(1)
Tommy (1975)
Daltry takes the credit.
Jun 23, 2006
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(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruz Cruises Cruise's fantasy.
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace creates a monster.
Jun 21, 2006
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(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters collecting screams? Boo!
Jun 22, 2006
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Rocky (1976)
Dunce boxer proves himself.
Jun 22, 2006
Unscored
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