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Reviews by 'Scheherazade'
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo's flight before 'Aviator'.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Producers, The (2005)
Singin' in the Reich.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Freaky Friday (1976)
Mom in Foster care.
Feb 21, 2006
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(5)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys' preference: fly fishing.
Feb 2, 2006
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(4)
Joy Luck Club, The (1993)
Steel Magnolias with Mah-Jongg.
Feb 6, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Penetrate Jake. Nail Oscar.
Feb 6, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Dot And The Line, The (1965)
The shape of love.
Jan 15, 2006
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(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis are highly flammable.
Jan 13, 2006
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(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Plummer clogs Julie's pipes.
Feb 10, 2006
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL's mid-byte crisis.
Feb 7, 2006
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(2)
Color Purple, The (1985)
Whoopi gets some sugar.
Jan 11, 2006
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(2)
Diva (1981)
Mailman mixes tapes. Melee.
Jan 26, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Grease (1978)
Tights loosen Olivia up.
Jan 26, 2006
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(2)
Jarhead (2005)
Semper fi(ghts) in desert.
Jan 12, 2006
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(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
12= mid-life crisis.
Feb 13, 2006
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(2)
Match Point (2005)
Scarlett's starlet takes bullet.
Feb 16, 2006
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(2)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Angelina 'plays' homewrecker.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Eliza came, Shaw conquered.
Jan 27, 2006
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(2)
Ray (2004)
Foxx blind as bat.
Jan 15, 2006
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Models inflamed over lattes.
Jan 16, 2006
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(2)
1941 (1979)
Belushi bombs big time.
Jan 26, 2006
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robot has mommy fetish.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy sees through Hugh.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
All About My Mother (1999)
Trans-ends father figures.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Another Country (1984)
Unhappy gay. Bourgeois communist.
Feb 21, 2006
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(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Masters need better breeding.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)
Liz 'slips' in Tennessee.
Feb 8, 2006
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
The gun(s) from Ipanema.
Feb 18, 2006
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
'Aust-en' space cadet.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Spacek no Sissy. Sings.
Jan 15, 2006
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(1)
Daughters Of The Dust (1991)
Slave descendents leave island.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Doc Savage: The Man Of Bronze (1975)
Jungle pomp and circumcised.
Feb 18, 2006
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Spielberg Drew on childhood.
Feb 9, 2006
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(1)
Eat Drink Man Woman (1994)
Chinese family eats in.
Feb 21, 2006
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(1)
Election (1999)
Reese embodies blonde am-bitch-tion.
Jan 25, 2006
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(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Lynch's off-color family.
Feb 13, 2006
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(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Toxic torts and tits.
Feb 5, 2006
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(1)
Harry, He's Here To Help (2000)
Harry ends up 'well'.
Jan 26, 2006
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(1)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Grandma runs over reindeer.
Feb 17, 2006
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(1)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Rhapsody about rapping pimp.
Jan 15, 2006
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(1)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Nice pimp. Bum rap.
Jan 15, 2006
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
See fin? Swim faster.
Feb 2, 2006
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma drops dead gorgeous.
Feb 1, 2006
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(1)
Limey, The (1999)
Sex. Limeys. No videotape.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
Man Who Copied, The (2003)
Gang of four forgers.
Jan 18, 2006
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(1)
Match Point (2005)
Scarlett's shooting star(let) shot.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
Match Point (2005)
Limey lust kills Yank.
Feb 8, 2006
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(1)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folk singers blow hard.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Baz can-can direct.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Mr. and Mrs. Pitt.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Pete's Dragon (1977)
Dragon 'razzle dazzles' Reddy.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Producers, The (2005)
Nazis razzle dazzle 'em.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Raise The Red Lantern (1991)
Marital bliss long Gong.
Jan 24, 2006
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(1)
Ran (1985)
Kurosawa does King Lear.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Ran (1985)
Feudal Japan's futile monarchy.
Jan 31, 2006
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(1)
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)
Sarah's uncircumcised satires cut.
Jan 15, 2006
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Damon lives. Hanks dies.
Feb 15, 2006
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(1)
Scotland, Pa. (2001)
Walken makes MacBeth groovy.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Secret Of Roan Inish, The (1994)
Child's 'seal' of approval.
Jan 11, 2006
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(1)
Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Rickman's rich man marries.
Jan 26, 2006
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nazis never sing. Darn!
Feb 7, 2006
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Julie becomes breeding Trapp.
Feb 10, 2006
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Perfect pitch. Public nuisance.
Feb 10, 2006
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(1)
Spirited Away (2001)
Save swine in time.
Feb 21, 2006
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(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
'Passe Doble' passes muster.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Debuts Brad's pitt-part.
Jan 28, 2006
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(1)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Banderas wigs out.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Leo treasures Winslet's chest.
Feb 9, 2006
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(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Pai's father re-Maoris.
Feb 17, 2006
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Baz's Magnum (357) opus.
Jan 31, 2006
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(1)
Always (1989)
Hepburn's heaven can't wait.
Jan 27, 2006
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Am�lie (2001)
Tatou's tricks make 'impression'.
Feb 2, 2006
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Amistad (1997)
President defends slave revolt.
Feb 21, 2006
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Babette's Feast (1987)
Wins lottery. Fixes feast.
Jan 16, 2006
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Beauty Shop (2005)
Bacon fakin' euro accent.
Jan 27, 2006
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Billy dances. Daddy winces.
Feb 12, 2006
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Birthday Girl (2001)
Kidman's Russian 'bride'...cake.
Feb 2, 2006
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Butcher Boy, The (1997)
Little boy blue bludgeons.
Jan 17, 2006
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Carrie (1976)
Sissy's bloody hissy fit.
Feb 5, 2006
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Ciao Manhattan (1972)
Edie eyes the sky.
Jan 25, 2006
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Cry-Baby (1990)
Depp. Pitt. Hairspray.
Jan 18, 2006
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Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Sounds of (Bjork's) Music.
Feb 21, 2006
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Charlie's Angel as cherub.
Feb 9, 2006
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
Gross disfigurement Hurt's humanity.
Jan 18, 2006
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Cerebrum re-runs.
Jan 31, 2006
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Garden State (2004)
Loses Mom. Wins Grammy.
Jan 27, 2006
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Hairspray (1988)
Examines heavy race issues.
Feb 18, 2006
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Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Murdering mom; 'minor' dilemma.
Feb 14, 2006
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His Girl Friday (1940)
Rosalind russells Grant's feathers.
Jan 30, 2006
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Ice Storm, The (1997)
Sigourney's swinger swaps keys.
Jan 16, 2006
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Ford finds Freud, too.
Jan 26, 2006
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Junebug (2005)
Finds art. Loses touch.
Feb 16, 2006
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Lovely & Amazing (2001)
Naked truth about Mortimer.
Jan 16, 2006
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Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
Dance. School. Urban renewal.
Jan 23, 2006
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Sweet pugilist finally rests.
Jan 31, 2006
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Good night sweet pugilist.
Feb 2, 2006
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Nikita (1990)
Before Reno turned 'Professional'.
Feb 1, 2006
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Leaving Oz for Odyssey.
Feb 21, 2006
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Red Sorghum (1987)
Wheat ravages like Japanese.
Jan 19, 2006
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Room With A View, A (1985)
Sands wears Carter out.
Jan 31, 2006
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