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Reviews by 'napchic'
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with a total of
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Harebicide.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Carpe Diaz.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
BB or not BB.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
'Square' invents circle.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
PR Puffing Stuff.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Event Horizon (1997)
'Solaris' filmed in hell.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
Breathtaking scenery. Lifetaking cutlery.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Yentl (1983)
Barbara torah shirt open.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
'Naut Depp's best work.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Fargo (1996)
Buscemi makes con-fetti.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Sin City (2005)
Grey morals, local color.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
2046 (2004)
Movie: 2046. Audience: 0.
Feb 8, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Darby O'Gill And The Little People (1959)
Connery's eyebrows dwarf movie.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
The Leathery Killbillies.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford of the flies.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Frenzy (1972)
Tie died.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Ong-Bak (2003)
Bak-breaking stunts.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Red Dragon (2002)
Rent Manhunter instead.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Shopgirl (2005)
Buying Saks not love.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Truth About Charlie, The (2002)
Charade of a remake.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(4)
All About Eve (1950)
Eve-il.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bring It On (2000)
Blood, sweat and cheers.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Hide And Seek (2005)
Doctor Daddy...Mr. Hide.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Lord Of War (2005)
Reigning fire and brimstone.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Piranha (1978)
Jaws - bite sized.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Serenity (2005)
Space cowboys.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
They Came Back (2004)
Night of Living French.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Truth About Charlie, The (2002)
Marky can't carry Grant.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Factory of just desserts.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
2010 (1984)
+ 9 = Crap.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
3-Iron (2004)
Korean burglar loses weight.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Angels & Insects (1995)
Angles & Incest.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Gigantic, painful 'roid.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Bewitched (2005)
Rewitched nose blows.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
McDormand murders murderer-murderer.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cleopatra (1963)
Taylor exhausts wardrobe department.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Date Movie (2006)
'Scary Movie' finds love.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Unbearable beauty, Grizzly documentary.
Mar 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Lohan's Run.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Home Fries (1998)
Oedipus Rednex.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Summer hookups end painfully.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
'Trainspotting' high on love.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Kidnapping debacles. Angelic miracles.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Lord Of War (2005)
Cagey dealer escapes death.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Austentatious Keira.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Quiet Room, The (1996)
Parents get silent treatment.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rocky Sahara Picture Show.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Scream 3 (2000)
Came to Screaming halt.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Teknolust (2002)
Sexually transmitted computer virus?
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(2)
They Came Back (2004)
Ici dead people.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Visitors, The (1993)
'Connecticut Yankee': reversed, French.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Wit (2001)
Professor's life is Donne.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALlelujah, apemen.
Jan 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Coen Brothers Dude-ling.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Wesley sniper. Parker poser.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Bless The Child (2000)
Basinger blessed with histrionics.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
India dances over Austen.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
City Of Angels (1998)
Why angels shouldn't date.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Curious George (2006)
Curious monkey, arduous watching.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Date Movie (2006)
1990s romantic comedy montage.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Elf (2003)
Santa's Ginormous Helper.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Entrapment (1999)
Thomas Crown (Geezer) Affair.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Lubric Kubrick.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Flightplan (2005)
Plane, predictable, Foster bombs.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Frenzy (1972)
Ascot assassin.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Lohan: Disney's remake machine.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
House Of Mirth, The (2000)
Stoltz' performance induces suicide.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Overripe Dahl sweetly molded.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
King Kong (1976)
Kong vs. 'Dude' Lebowski.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Little Nicky, mostly icky.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Magnolia (1999)
Few Magnolias. Many Frogs.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Single male seeks rabbit.
Jan 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Lowlifes with 'high hats'.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Breast (1994)
Meredith Baxter Breasty.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
November (2005)
Snapshot of death, dying.
Apr 15, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer Hominy.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Outland (1981)
Racketball: sport of tomorrow.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Peter's Friends (1992)
Sense, Sensibility cast party.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Price Above Rubies, A (1998)
Zellweger's ruby sleeper.
Jul 16, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Keira did Austen proud.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Princess And The Warrior, The (2000)
Love began with tracheotomy.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Princess And The Warrior, The (2000)
Nurse saves her savior.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Princess And The Warrior, The (2000)
German women love tracheotomies.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Prize Winner Of Defiance, Ohio, The (2005)
Winner withstands husband's defiance.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Prize Winner Of Defiance, Ohio, The (2005)
Moore's husband: no prize.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Red Planet (2000)
Kilmer Space Vehicle Stalls.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Return To Me (2000)
'21 Grams' with laughs.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Return To Oz (1985)
Dorothy eggecutes gnome king.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bugs. Slugs. Jugs. Hugs.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Teknolust (2002)
Tekno-color Tildas love, reproduce.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Theory Of Flight, The (1998)
Helena Bonham Hawking.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Waking Life (2001)
Crudely drawn psychobabble.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
X Files, The (1998)
Mulder scuttles. Scully maunders.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
25th Hour (2002)
Marijuana couches less comfortable.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Barefoot In The Park (1967)
Jane Fonda Stairmaster Workout.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney: bobble-head, dashboard Batman.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Chicken take out.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Dreamlife Of Angels, The (1998)
French roommates ignore reality.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Freedomland (2006)
Julianne's Kidnap Jack Crap.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Gristle, The (2001)
Worf joins usual suspects.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 1/5
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