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Reviews by 'tommyboy'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
90
reviews published to date.
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Fairies on the Prairie.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Gay caballeros.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Packing fudge, not guns.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Envy (2004)
Shit un-happens.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp is living Dahl.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Garden State (2004)
Son leaves Holm.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Rhinestone Cowboys.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Yippie-io, I�m gay!
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Final Cut, The (2004)
Slice of life.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin not merry.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Herding sheep not kosher.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Envy (2004)
Shit comes between friends.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Cooking's not brain surgery.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Increse bra(i)n in diet.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Polar region's lusty legions.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Pre-K teacher K-9 lover.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Thousand Clowns, A (1965)
Chuckles's no laughing matter.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Ulee's Gold (1997)
Bee movie at best.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell's not yet popped.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Unpopped at 40.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Being Julia (2004)
Bening gets bitchy.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Lovable loser loses Lou.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Jesus the Lionhearted.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Closer (2004)
Natalie strips away innocence.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, The (2002)
Foster dons habit.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, The (2002)
Cougar claws Culkin.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, The (2002)
Culkin is nun's nemesis.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Basinger's Mrs. Robinson.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Basinger pops a preppie.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Bridges drinks squid ink.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Elf (2003)
Elf-centered adoptee's quest..
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Envy (2004)
Much ado about poo.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Envy (2004)
Black's shit doesn't smell.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Makin' woodies.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Making peace with Clarice.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Kingsley buys the farm.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Better Homes and Gandhi.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Masked And Anonymous (2003)
Simple twist of Fate.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Masked And Anonymous (2003)
Dylan visits dictator dad.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948)
House makes adman madman.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Nixon (1995)
Sorvino's Kissinger: dead ringer.
Sep 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Proof (2005)
Nutty professor's daughter nutty?
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Safe (1995)
Everything makes Moore sicker.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padme in family way.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Wookies get whipped.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Bette blows a fuse.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Thousand Clowns, A (1965)
Chipmunk drives writer crazy.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Ulee's Gold (1997)
Honeymaker finds new sweetie.
Aug 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Hand off, lover's lost.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Looking for handless lover.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Girl's power a Fluke.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Fabulous feet for Levy.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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Birth (2004)
Widow falls for kiddo.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Electric Horseman, The (1979)
Willie Nelson's boozer's sidekick.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
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Envy (2004)
Black turns brown green.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Eulogy (2004)
Family mark poligamist's passing.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
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Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Allen's miserable musical.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Pollack nearly kills date.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Scores big with Apple.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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Garden State (2004)
Sam shuns sidecar.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Johnansson Delft winning hand.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Meatman mounts maid.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Butcher slips maid meat.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Ben bags the wife.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Jerk, The (1979)
Martin gets phonebooked.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
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Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Butter better than Vaseline.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Brando butters poop chute.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
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Manny & Lo (1996)
Sisters find nice Place.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch lost in LaLaland.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
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Must Love Dogs (2005)
Plummer addicted to Viagra.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Must Love Dogs (2005)
Love pooch, get cooch.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Natural, The (1984)
Homemade bat on steroids.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
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Natural, The (1984)
Redford carries big stick.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
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On The Waterfront (1954)
Coulda been contender...bummer.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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On The Waterfront (1954)
Steiger made Brando bum.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Proof (2005)
Insanity in Paltrow's genes.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Simon Birch (1998)
Boy beans buddy's mom.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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Simon Birch (1998)
Simon's no Owen Meany.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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Simon Birch (1998)
Diminutive batter drops Judd.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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Simon Birch (1998)
Judd's juggs, Simon's obsession.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Broderick plots Kidman makeover.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
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Thousand Clowns, A (1965)
Uncle adopts nameless nephew.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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Thousand Clowns, A (1965)
Balsam's a fruit fanatic.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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Troy (2004)
Pitt is boy-troy.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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Ulee's Gold (1997)
Hives of wrath.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Remembering senseless sister act.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
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Whale Rider (2002)
Blubbering little blubber lover.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Pai's asshole atop blowhole.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Girl takes whale whirl.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Girl attains Maori glory.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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