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Reviews by 'SuperKhakiGirl'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
311
reviews published to date.
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Back To The Future (1985)
Calvin Klein gets advertising.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Tom in Jerry.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Stuck On You (2003)
Bourne Siamese.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie gets red eye.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bullock in china shop.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Four Christmases (2008)
Christmas.Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Hugh goes Boss.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)
Behind Blue Eyes.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
All The President's Men (1976)
Kramer vs Nixon.
Sep 22, 2005
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Pot sends Kevin Spacey.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Lumberjack reveals true personality.
Sep 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Hot cowboys, unfortunately gay.
May 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Crash (1996)
Car Horny.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
Mr McGregor's garden gnome.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Return of the Mac.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Ferrell's team goes feral.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Depp hunts devil's book.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Notting Hill (1999)
Grant gets Hollywood star.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Pinocchio (1940)
He wooden be real.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Coloured men hunt snitch.
Sep 9, 2005
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(3)
Revolver (2005)
Ritchie shoots a blank.
Sep 26, 2005
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Killer robot runs, dissolves.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Leo sinks for Kate.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Apple Mac= Stiller's downfall.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Rig workers investigate submarine.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Bewitched (2005)
Nose twitchin', witch bewitchin'.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Big Fish (2003)
Ewan's dad lies, dies.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Breast Men (1997)
Doctors invent breast implants.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Calcium Kid, The (2004)
Orlando boxes. Bloomin' idiot.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Singing bears are nightmare.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2004)
Eurovision Schlong Contest.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Outcast ruptures water bed.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey for your thoughts.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton punches troubles away.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Idols step too far.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Grease (1978)
Travolta struts, Sandy swoons.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Big Friendly Giant (Robot).
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python's Messiah shuns leper.
Aug 25, 2005
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(2)
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Pig's head foretells ending.
Aug 31, 2005
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(2)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Wilson kills the depressed.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Dances with Maid Marian.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler= Nazi with heart.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Retired samurai helps village.
Aug 30, 2005
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(2)
Shakespeare's Plan 12 From Outer Space (1991)
Shakespeare plagairises Ed Wood.
Sep 15, 2005
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(2)
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Old habits die hard.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Creepy Crawly defeats Dafoe.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jedi Knights culled dramatically.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Story Of O, The (1975)
O in bondage.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Boyle's heroin addiction flick.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Alien (1979)
John Hurts, stomach bug.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Cameron's evil alien army.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Anastasia (1997)
Tsar kid visits Paris.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
And Then There Were None (1945)
Dinner party, red herrings.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arizona Dream (1993)
Depp, Dunaway want freedom.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Celebrity 'Evil Creatures' Deathmatch.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff encounters manure. Again.
Aug 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
DeLorean replaced by train.
Jul 17, 2005
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Flying car, flying train.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
McFly's big bad western.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bambi (1942)
Tears for deer.
Aug 7, 2005
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(1)
Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)
For richer, poorer, Barbie.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bale's back. In black.
Aug 1, 2005
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(1)
Big Man On Campus (1989)
Hunchback transforms into Tarzan.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Swanky he-she.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Brave, The (1997)
Depp gets 'snuff'ed.
Oct 4, 2005
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(1)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Leopard, Baby, causes havoc.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp prances, midget dances.
Aug 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bonham Carter plays dead.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cousin (1998)
Spast-icine.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Louvre biblical history mystery.
Aug 21, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Danger Zone (1997)
Zaney toxic waste hunt.
Oct 7, 2005
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(1)
Dead End (2003)
Dad can't read maps.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal's pet predicts apocalypse.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Down With Love (2003)
Feminist Renee writes book.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Bloom finds himself, love.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Human Torch incinerates genre.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Kate's journey to Neverland.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Jungle boy's slapstick venture.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe's slave games.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Goal! (2005)
90 minute Newcastle game.
Sep 20, 2005
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(1)
Graduate, The (1967)
Hoffman takes the Miss.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Wallace offends skiing robot.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy's ghostly encounter.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Hoffman, Wahlberg do philosophy.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Law's brother likes geckos.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Schwartzman all Langed up.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Idiots, The (1998)
Rule of dumb.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Old Ford still whipping.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
McClane's terrible sunny holiday.
Sep 19, 2005
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Reeves starts computer quest.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Mean Girls (2004)
Lohan bitches, ditches nerds.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
DeNiro crippled by massage.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mission, The (1986)
DeNiro converted, joins priesthood.
Aug 23, 2005
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Pythons do American comedy.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Nicole dies, Ewan cries.
Jul 9, 2005
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams does tranny nanny.
Sep 9, 2005
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(1)
My Dog Skip (2000)
Malcolm in the Mississippi.
Nov 2, 2005
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(1)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Sexual confusion for River?
Aug 7, 2005
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(1)
New Jack City (1991)
Snipes renames New York.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Guitar hero stops assassination.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
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