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Reviews by 'mampers11'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 729 reviews published to date.

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Fight Club (1999)

Raging (Pitt) Bull.

Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (42)

Back To The Future Part III (1990)

End of the 'Future'.

Aug 1, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (32)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Many colours equals red.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (32)

50 First Dates (2004)

A 'Forgettable' Barrymore Performance.

Aug 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (31)

Death Of A President (2006)

Bush. Whacked.

Oct 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (31)

Naked Party Games (1997)

Trouser Snakes And Ladders.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (29)

Dogma (1999)

Passion Of Kevin Smith.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Crow, The (1994)

Crow Is Raven Mad.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Singing For Last Supper.

May 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

1000 Cumshots (2003)

A Grand Well Cum.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

Jaws (1975)

Gulp Fiction.

Aug 13, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Social Network, The (2010)

Facebook. A Geek Tragedy.

Oct 4, 2010
Unscored

Vote (21)

Deliverance (1972)

Beatty Gets Bum Deal.

Aug 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Hardware Wars (1977)

Darth Spade-r.

Aug 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)

Soxual healing.

Apr 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)

Gore-bal Warming.

Jun 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

Along Came Polly (2004)

Bennifer relationship that works.

Jun 24, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (20)

Battle Royale (2000)

I See Dead Pupils.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Birdcage, The (1996)

All-y In The Family.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

American Pie (1999)

Stiffler's Mom causes stiffies.

Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Fritz The Cat (1972)

Cat making ma'ams purr.

Mar 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (19)

American History X (1998)

Dentistry; Nazi Style.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)

Martin needed some contraception.

Aug 10, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Back To The Future (1985)

DeLorean is American Tardis.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Blue Velvet (1986)

Ear goes the neighbourhood.

Feb 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (18)

Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)

Norville's idea pretty loopy.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Didn't see the witch.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Dead Sees Cole.

Jul 21, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Murray's Got The Reruns.

Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

One Hour Photo (2002)

Sy takes photos, snaps.

Nov 9, 2006
Unscored

Vote (17)

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Depp and Chocolat again?!

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Redneck Zombies (1987)

The Condeaderate Flag.

Feb 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (17)

Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)

Depp Sleeper Gets Killed.

Nov 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (17)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin gets pimped up.

Jun 17, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (16)

Tuxedo, The (2002)

Jackie Chan's Inspector Gadget.

Jul 31, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

Exes Marks The Scott.

Sep 13, 2010
Unscored

Vote (16)

The Crying Game (1992)

Dil has a dillhole.

Apr 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Amy's Orgasm (2001)

Chasing Amy? She's cumming!

Jun 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Half floor, full experience.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Gigli (2003)

Ben/ Jenny: I screamed.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

1 Night In Paris (2004)

Cum, Stay In Hilton.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Tenderized Venison To Go-dzilla.

Jul 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Definitely Northern Exposure.

Oct 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

The Matrix (1999)

Choose blue pill? End!

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Alien (1979)

Internal Alien Hurts Hurt.

Dec 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Beavis, Butt-Head = American Idle.

May 6, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Graduate, The (1967)

Ben Jammin Both Robinsons.

Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Mean Girls (2004)

Everybody Loathes Lohan.

Apr 24, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Naked Football League (1997)

Philidelphia Spead-Eagles.

Mar 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

TV Killed SNL Star.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Travolta. Thurman. Tarantino. Terrific.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Scream (1996)

Killer Drew Barrymore's Blood.

Dec 2, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Virgin Suicides, The (1999)

Dunst Done Herself In.

Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Chasing Sexual Identity.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Grand Hotel (1932)

Garbo just needs privacy.

Mar 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Stiller's Organic Hair Gel.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Black Snake Moan (2006)

Another Snake/ Jackson movie.

Sep 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Man On The Moon (1999)

Main Character Inspires R.E.M.

Aug 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Psycho (1960)

Shower phobia starts here.

Apr 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Bender: cereal detention offender.

May 20, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

First Nudie Musical, The (1976)

Buttocks Over Broadway.

Nov 2, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Eraserhead (1977)

Nance gets 'Kramer' haircut.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

King Kong (2005)

Watt?! Inter-species relationship?

Sep 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Liar Liar (1997)

Rubberfaced Anti-Pinocchio.

Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Toe's In The Mail.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Meet The Fairy Parents.

Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait (2006)

Best Footballer: No Buts.

Oct 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Teen Cliches Waste Saturday.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (1996)

Ship Rex.

Sep 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)

Sherwood(ie) Forest.

May 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Short Circuit (1986)

Five alive. Wanted dead.

Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

Alive (1993)

Cannibalism: Plane Cold.

Oct 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Carrey On Self-Beating.

Aug 13, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Ghostbusters (1984)

Marshmallow man gets toasted.

Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Burger & The King: The Life & Cuisine Of Elvis Presley, The (1996)

Kentucky (Fried Chicken) Rain.

Aug 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Fantastic Four (2005)

Torch; bit hot-headed.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Few Good Men, A (1992)

Cruise handles truth well.

Nov 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Institute Benjamenta, Or This Dream People Call Human Life (1995)

Life. Served By Benj.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Naked States (2000)

Ohi-ho.

Aug 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Dance Naked (1995)

Ginger Rogering.

Apr 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)

Carell Needs Carnal Knowledge.

Sep 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Young has dong.

Mar 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Due Date (2010)

Labour Pains, Trains, Automobiles.

Sep 24, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ultimate Teen Day Off.

Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Tomatoes making humans comatose.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Revelation founded over soup.

Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Chatterbox (1977)

Vagina Is Cunning Linguist.

Feb 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Forty Shades Of Blue (2005)

Love is Ripped, Torned.

Jun 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Jesus! Ain't he Brian?

Jul 8, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Mannequin (1987)

Cattrall Provides Stiff One.

Aug 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

The Brothers Quim.

Apr 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Speed (1994)

Traven travelling fast.

Mar 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Where The Truth Lies (2005)

Threesome equals Bacon sandwich.

Dec 18, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Stone Uncrosses Legs Again.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Turning Gun On N.R.A.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Jack Twist(s) With Ennis.

Dec 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Capturing The Friedmans (2003)

Friedman; Gonna Fry Man.

Aug 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)

Jackass, Stifler and Smokey.

Jan 1, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Kate On The Brain.

Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)

Lies, Videotapes and Communism.

Mar 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

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