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Deliverance (1972)
Georgia on my behind.
May 26, 2005
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Batman Returns (1992)
Catwoman! Bust 'er, Keaton!
May 24, 2005
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(18)
Money Pit, The (1986)
Hanks: Unhappy home moaner.
Dec 29, 2005
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(14)
Patriot, The (2000)
Yankee Doodle Daddy.
Dec 5, 2005
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(13)
When That Yiddisher Band Played An Irish Tune (1926)
LepreCohens!
Jun 25, 2008
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(10)
Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
A sneak king, suspicion.
Jan 15, 2008
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(8)
Moby Dick (1956)
Ishmael, pale whale tale.
Dec 29, 2005
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(8)
Fatso (1980)
Plump Fiction.
Aug 7, 2005
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(7)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Dog of the Dead.
Aug 7, 2005
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(6)
Deliverance (1972)
Canoeing fun? Weeeeeeeeee disagree!
Dec 31, 2007
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(6)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo's past very Hurt-ful.
Nov 11, 2005
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(6)
Piano, The (1993)
Keitel, naked, strokes instrument.
Jun 15, 2005
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(6)
Sssssss (1973)
Film's ssssssstars really bite.
Feb 24, 2006
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(6)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
DeLuise fights civil whore.
Dec 29, 2005
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(5)
Firewall (2006)
Villain Bettany drives Ford.
Feb 14, 2006
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(5)
Godzilla (1998)
Broderick defuses dino might.
Jun 15, 2005
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(5)
Lion King, The (1994)
Mufasa flattened by Irons.
Nov 23, 2005
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(5)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Barber Depp tips customers.
Jan 4, 2008
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(5)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Parton's raging whore moans.
Aug 8, 2005
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(4)
Breezy (1973)
Nineteen and Holden.
Jan 21, 2008
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(4)
Glory (1989)
Broderick's Civil 'War Games'.
Feb 19, 2006
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(4)
I Am Legend (2007)
Village black, Smith, toils.
Jan 9, 2009
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(4)
King Kong (1933)
Monkey shines in NY.
Jun 4, 2005
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(4)
Shining, The (1980)
Lumbering Jack chops Scatman.
Nov 5, 2005
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(4)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Johanna: Sweeney didn't razor.
Jan 4, 2008
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(4)
Black Swan (2010)
Portman: Swan Lack.
Feb 6, 2011
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(3)
Black Swan (2010)
Hershey. Barre.
Apr 1, 2011
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(3)
Cinderella Man (2005)
Braddock's ass is Baer.
Jul 29, 2005
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(3)
Dillinger (1973)
G-Man slows wild Oates.
Sep 15, 2006
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(3)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Shady past Viggo-rously denied.
Nov 6, 2005
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(3)
Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)
Bette, Olivia soak Cotten.
Jun 11, 2008
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(3)
It Ain't Hay (1943)
Hay. Abbott.
Oct 19, 2008
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(3)
Nutty Professor, The (1963)
Lewis Hydes in public.
May 21, 2005
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(3)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Requiem for 'Yo!' Heavyweight.
Jul 27, 2008
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(3)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Panzer's gun assaults Pepper.
May 20, 2005
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(3)
Unknown (2011)
Liamnesia.
Oct 15, 2011
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(3)
West Side Story (1961)
Rumble causes mourning Wood.
Nov 29, 2005
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(3)
At Long Last Love (1975)
Bogdanovich murders Cole Porter.
Aug 8, 2005
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(2)
Black Swan (2010)
Psychovsky.
Oct 15, 2011
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(2)
Breezy (1973)
Breezerman meets geezer man.
Jan 21, 2008
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(2)
Bus Stop (1956)
Cowboy pops Monroe's 'Cherry'.
Aug 6, 2005
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(2)
Candidate, The (1972)
Contender gets Peter Boyled.
May 25, 2005
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(2)
Carrie (1976)
Pyrokinetic loser 'toasts' classmates.
Nov 5, 2005
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(2)
Chinatown (1974)
Mulwray! Crack 'er, Jack!
Aug 4, 2005
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(2)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie survives Santa's chuting.
Jul 28, 2008
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Daniels relieved of doodies.
May 25, 2005
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(2)
Ed Wood (1994)
Mourning Wood without Lugosi.
Oct 5, 2008
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(2)
Fido (2006)
Domesticated zombie becomes family.
Oct 4, 2008
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(2)
Fido (2006)
ZomCon corners everything zombie.
Oct 5, 2008
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(2)
Flim-Flam Man, The (1967)
Scott scams, scores, scoots.
Dec 8, 2005
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(2)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
TV's Superman plays twin.
May 25, 2005
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(2)
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Mobster Harris eyes Viggo.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Hold That Ghost (1941)
Boos on first?
Jan 13, 2009
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(2)
JFK (1991)
Garrison's wife's a Sissy.
Dec 8, 2005
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(2)
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Romero's zombies discover teamwork.
Aug 22, 2005
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(2)
Lean On Me (1989)
To Sir, With Bat.
May 14, 2008
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(2)
MASH (1970)
Army docs with Radar.
Aug 4, 2005
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(2)
Motel Hell (1980)
Farmer gets meaty-evil.
Mar 17, 2008
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(2)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Pickup becomes zombie barbeque.
May 21, 2005
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(2)
Star 80 (1983)
Centerfold gets buckshot facial.
Jun 15, 2005
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(2)
Toy, The (1982)
FAO Shvartzer.
May 10, 2006
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Shelley's monster gets Boyled.
Jul 29, 2005
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(2)
American Psycho (2000)
Bateman thinks Gein's keen.
Jan 9, 2009
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
Dafoe questions da fiend.
Jan 9, 2009
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(1)
Anaconda (1997)
Voight: snake's technicolor yawn.
Jan 9, 2009
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Non-poison IV heals Alfred.
May 25, 2005
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(1)
Black Swan (2010)
Tchaikovsky ballet causes madness.
Feb 6, 2011
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(1)
Comic, The (1969)
Bright: Really a Dick.
May 20, 2005
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(1)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Wilde, Wild West.
Oct 15, 2011
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(1)
Day Of The Dead (1985)
Bub's transition to talkies.
Dec 29, 2005
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(1)
How I Won The War (1967)
'Give War a Chance'.
Sep 17, 2008
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(1)
Imagine: John Lennon (1988)
Al Capp disses Lennons.
May 20, 2005
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(1)
It Ain't Hay (1943)
Hooves on First?
Oct 23, 2008
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(1)
Lean On Me (1989)
Principal expurgates miscreants expeditiously.
May 23, 2005
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(1)
Lean On Me (1989)
To Sir, With Bullhorn.
May 14, 2008
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(1)
Magic (1978)
Excessive Fats kills again.
Jun 2, 2005
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(1)
Matilda (1996)
Matilda triumphs over Trunchbullshit.
Aug 21, 2008
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(1)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Cr�me br�l�e defeats Jello.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Transform? Refine? Doolittle does!
Oct 12, 2006
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(1)
Nights In Rodanthe (2008)
Gere traverses curvy Lane.
Sep 29, 2008
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(1)
Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Lightbody 'Chew! Chew!' trains.
Feb 23, 2006
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Scared Straight! (1978)
Convicts frighten delinquents shitless.
Sep 19, 2006
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(1)
Seduction, The (1982)
Fairchild becomes fair game.
Feb 26, 2008
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(1)
Sentinel, The (2006)
D-FENS defends the President.
May 17, 2006
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Skinning. Grinning. Eating. Bleating.
Apr 10, 2011
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Song Of The South (1946)
'Satisfactual' segregation, with animation.
Aug 4, 2005
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(1)
Swing Vote (2008)
Bud Johnson's fifteen minutes.
Aug 11, 2008
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Tombstone (1993)
Gunslingers trade Latin insults.
May 23, 2005
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Unstoppable (2010)
Take the AWOL Train.
Feb 6, 2011
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Valkyrie (2008)
Wagnerian opera inspires assassin.
Jan 12, 2009
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War Of The Worlds (2005)
Cruise, family evade invaders.
Aug 21, 2005
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What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Alcohol fuels ancient Hudson.
Jun 11, 2008
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What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Beached Crawford confesses, dies.
Jun 20, 2008
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Addicted To Love (1997)
Ryan gets Karyo cryin'.
Sep 19, 2006
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American Psycho (2000)
Bateman almost nails secretary.
Jan 11, 2009
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Birds, The (1963)
Tippi Hedwren.
Oct 15, 2011
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Flatt, Scruggs accompany getaways.
Jul 29, 2005
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Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh's mutiny, with boobies.
Jun 4, 2005
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Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Olivier, clone dog Peck.
Feb 18, 2006
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Crumb (1994)
No autographs?!? How Crumb-y!
Apr 6, 2011
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