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Reviews by 'spike'
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with a total of
25
reviews published to date.
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White Chicks (2004)
Wayans suffer Jacko disease.
Nov 6, 2004
Unscored
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(11)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's asthma gets serious.
Nov 17, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Rom-Com-Zom.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Price check on zombies?
Dec 17, 2004
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(4)
American Graffiti (1973)
Early Falcon lacks lightspeed.
Jan 1, 2005
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Actors save Mexico!
Nov 17, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia starts million fantasies.
Nov 16, 2004
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(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies hate congestion charge.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Biker Zombies (2001)
Zombies in hog heaven.
Dec 17, 2004
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(1)
Constantine (2005)
Gabriel gets wings clipped.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp stew-pid.
Jun 24, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Icy reception for Solo.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Obi-Wan-Kebabie.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
Gizmos come in peace.
Nov 19, 2004
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
'Close' call for pooches.
Dec 16, 2004
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102 Dalmatians (2000)
Spotless dalmation saves day.
Dec 16, 2004
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Sacred bat scares Carrey.
Dec 16, 2004
Unscored
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Attack Of The Beast Creatures (1985)
Costa Del Zombie.
Dec 17, 2004
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Bean (1997)
Bean shouldn't be talking!!
Jan 1, 2005
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Independence Day (1996)
Crop Duster Sacrifice.
Aug 10, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Jedi's become CG-jed-I's.
Nov 6, 2004
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yodas been doing yoga.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Cushing hammers Alderaan.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Pikey loves posh totty.
Jun 12, 2005
Unscored
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace turns carnivore.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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