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FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999
Reviews by 'Wheelz'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
538
reviews published to date.
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8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Carrion baggage.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
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(40)
Titanic (1997)
Jack hosed Rose, froze.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Graduate, The (1967)
Bancroft gives Benj clues.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Beethoven (1992)
Fur, a leash.
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Much ado about mutton.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
No jock straps needed.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Original tour de Force.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Bambi II (2006)
I double deer you.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Freedom with strings attached.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Georgie on my vine.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
AristoCats, The (1970)
Feline groovy!
Jan 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Babe (1995)
Fairgoers enjoy pig's feat.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Fuck queue.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Rocky (1976)
Apollo 15 rounds.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
The DaVinci Co-eds.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Ogre and out.
May 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Dumberer, but not funnierer.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Joe earns shoe money.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Innerspace (1987)
Martin Short. Dennis shorter.
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Naked States (2000)
No-bra-ska.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Good Shepherd, The (2006)
Jolie, Goodfella.
Dec 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Itty Bitty Titty Committee (2007)
The young and breastless.
Jun 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Cunts upon a time...
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Naked States (2000)
Penisylvania.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Costner's a fine Ness.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Hugeness of Stonehenge understated.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
A-door-able monsters.
Jun 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
World's survival chance: Slim.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Tightass, jackass in morass.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Polar Bears (1903)
The cold bear report.
Dec 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Pinocchio (1940)
Lying, nosy kid.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Iowa mistaken for heaven.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Angora young man.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Hannibal (2001)
Italian cop is gutless.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Umbridge too far.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Money Pit, The (1986)
D.I.Y. Hard.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Caddyshack (1980)
Murray hunts furry.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Chests. Nuts. Roasting.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Heathers (1988)
Heather? Christian slayed her!
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
A one-joke premise.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
White Noise (2005)
Wife gives Keaton static.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Triple X.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Juno (2007)
Juno about birth control?
Jan 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Three Stooges In Orbit, The (1962)
Larry, Moe, Joe risin'.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney befouls the cowl.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Diner (1982)
Bacon covered in ketchup.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard unearths historical Data.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Claymates battle lupine lapin.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Fargo (1996)
Coens' efforts go far.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
State Fair (1945)
A family, a fair.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Urine (1999)
'Number one' film.
Feb 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi, animation both flat.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner outgrows training bra.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Boredom... pod race! ...boredom.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Part eight of seven.
Aug 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo skins, Buffalo hides.
May 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
'Fudge' appetizer for soap.
Aug 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Surrogate, The (1995)
Womb for rent.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Galahad forgets favorite color.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Biggs stuck on himself.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Dunst meets Biter Man.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob bangs Berry.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Sex And The City 2 (2010)
Mrs. Big misses Big.
Jun 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sixth script stars Sith.
Nov 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
After Hours (1985)
Dunne gets totally plastered.
Mar 27, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox fades from photo.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)
Swordsman demonstrates thrusting technique.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum practices extreme entomology.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc's holiday out West.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cooler, The (2003)
Macy's luck improves, unfortunately.
Jul 27, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Deep Throat (1972)
Pornographic sword-swallowing act.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fantasia (1940)
Mickey in sweeping triumph.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Hannibal (2001)
Violence of the Hams.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
High Anxiety (1977)
Brooks' Hitchcockamamie comedy.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Insatiable (1980)
Many enter Marilyn's chambers.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
Jackson brown, later white.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Night Of The Lepus (1972)
A bad hare day.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Metric system renames burger.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Masterson is no Ringwald.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
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(10)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Newscasters 'panda' to viewers.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Batman Begins (2005)
Christian creates the cowl.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Breaking Away (1979)
The Bad News Bicyclists.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Bull Durham (1988)
Baseball, sex: guy heaven!
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Sobieski underaged in underwear.
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cab stalls for Brothers.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Saruman Orc-estrates his army.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Major League (1989)
Drum, Yankees get beaten.
Nov 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
Captive audience parodies picture.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Rocky IV (1985)
Knock down, Drago out.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker (2000)
Bruce mentors junior bat.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Cusack escapes death, debt.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Burn. Stretch. Fade. Bash.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Pam and Sam scam.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Up The Creek (1984)
River Deltas.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Dogma (1999)
You Oughta Know God.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Inverted ship. Insipid script.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
50 First Dates (2004)
Romantic head-injury comedy.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler gets rhythm, Cadence.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Day At The Races, A (1937)
Marx Brothers horse around.
Jul 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
District 9 (2009)
Prawns and prejudice.
Mar 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(8)
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