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Reviews by 'mrbishop'
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with a total of
86
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When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Orgasm shatters Crystal.
Sep 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Airplane! (1980)
Saturday Flight Fever.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason goes off Broadway.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Craven peaceful night's rest.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Dead Man (1995)
William Blake dies again.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Game Of Death (1978)
Lee replaced by sunglasses.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
'Rosemary's Baby' in space.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Dracula (1931)
Bela never drinks.....wine!
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Classic slasher bitch fight.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Jason begins killing spree.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Open Water (2003)
Couple's shark attack vacation.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Criswell predicts bad film!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Damn dirty Burton.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Ali (2001)
Slide show of Ali.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Space creature royal rumble.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
CGI vamp wrestlemania.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Blood Feast (1963)
Eygptian feast baffles cops.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Commando (1985)
Arnold vs entire army.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Krom spits on Arnold.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Creepshow (1982)
EC comics come alive.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Happiness Of The Katakuris, The (2001)
Dead and breakfast musical.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jason X (2001)
Jason doesn't need oxygen.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
New Nightmare (1994)
Real Freddy looks fake.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, A (1985)
Freddy out of closet?
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Orgy Of The Dead (1965)
Monsters like topless dancing.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Return Of The Living Dead III (1993)
Zombie hottie eats men.
Mar 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Roaches can't stop Doogie!
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Terror Firmer (1999)
Ron Jeremy = sick daddy.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Pouty lips find relics.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnold sees three boobs.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Underground, The (2002)
War makes students terrorists.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Wild Zero (2000)
Rockabilly Zombie love story.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Wizard Of Gore, The (1970)
Bloody magic show.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
2LDK (2003)
Two roommates slaughter careers.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Action Jackson (1988)
Carl Weathers vs. Coach!
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Addiction, The (1995)
Lili Taylor vamps out.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Fuad Ramses returns!
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
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Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Slumming Bela by Wood.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bride With White Hair, The (1993)
Colorful wire-fu eroticism.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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Daredevil (2003)
Super Ben sees red.
Sep 13, 2004
Unscored
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Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies run to mall.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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Day Of The Dead (1985)
Army bunker zombified!
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Ed Wood (1994)
Burton makes Wood great!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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End Of Days (1999)
Arnie beats on Satan.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Possessed friends dismember themselves.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Freddy can't kill 3-D!
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Mommy kills horny Bacon.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Doper deaths in 3-D!!!
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Zombie Jason vs 80's.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Drinking, drugs, telekinesis, Jason!!
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Fake Jason kills nuts.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Bald Feldman kills Jason.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Wood stars as himself!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Hellboy (2004)
Red Demon bores enemies.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
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Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Mutants like breast milk.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Desert makes mutants thirsty.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Mom feeds mutants milk.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible peeping tom.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Howling II (1985)
Christopher Lee fights wereboobs.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
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Howling III (1987)
Werewolf on the barbie.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988)
Boring remake of 'Howling'.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
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Howling V: The Rebirth (1989)
Werewolf stalks in castle.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
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Howling VI: The Freaks (1991)
Werewolf vs. vampire carnival.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
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Howling, The (1981)
Werewolf swingers club.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)
Werewolf movie minus werewolf.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
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Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason gets blown up.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Ju-on: The Grudge (2003)
Croaking ghost freak out!!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (2003)
Blue boy scares again.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma makes heart explode.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
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Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Look out, Torgo's knees!
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Mimic (1997)
Bug impressions of people.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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Night Of The Living Dead (1990)
Tom Savini's living dead.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Puppet master Freddy kills.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988)
Freddy beats bad karate.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child, A (1989)
Freddy's bun in oven.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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Punisher, The (2004)
Should have Punished director.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Python (2000)
CGI snake eats everyone.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo likes exploding arrows.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Scared To Death (1947)
Scared by color Bela.
Oct 11, 2004
Unscored
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Smokers, The (2000)
Dumb girls rape guys.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Spawn (1997)
Hell enlists army hitman.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Great white north hosers.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Iceburg takes too long.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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Top Gun (1986)
Flying Cruise gets Goosed.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
Troma makes tutus studly.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
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Wicked Games (1994)
Copper mask hunts boobs.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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