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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Still Bourne.
Jun 29, 2004
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Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Doog, Where's My Car?
Aug 3, 2004
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(20)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Bush gives a speech.
Sep 8, 2004
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(20)
Hero (2002)
Nameless renamed 'Pin Ku-Shin'.
Sep 7, 2004
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(18)
Piano, The (1993)
Holly's piano, Harvey's organ.
Aug 7, 2004
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(18)
Face/Off (1997)
Superfacially appeeling.
Jul 7, 2004
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(17)
Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah Connors down 67%.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Bad Santa (2003)
Comes up your chimney.
Jul 7, 2004
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(16)
Night Shift (1982)
Prostitution market coronered.
Aug 19, 2004
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(16)
Silent Running (1972)
Twigs... in... SPAAAACE!
Jul 20, 2004
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(15)
Altered States (1980)
Tanks, for the memories.
Sep 20, 2004
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(11)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Ashton de Milo.
Aug 14, 2004
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(10)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
The blew fairy.
Sep 4, 2004
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(10)
Hidalgo (2004)
New Sharif in town.
Jun 29, 2004
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(10)
Mean Girls (2004)
Africanized queen bee.
Feb 1, 2005
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(10)
Open Water (2003)
The Blair Wet Project.
Jul 9, 2004
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(10)
Trekkies (1997)
Dentist is real McCoy.
Aug 5, 2004
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(10)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Shine on, crazy's diamond.
Feb 1, 2005
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(9)
Collateral (2004)
Hitman can't afford Hertz?
Aug 13, 2004
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(8)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Virgin cousin gets head.
Feb 1, 2005
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(8)
Troy (2004)
Armed Pitt. Sweaty.
Oct 30, 2004
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(8)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Lewis's lion becomes cross.
Sep 17, 2004
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(7)
Secondhand Lions (2003)
Old goats keep lion.
Jun 29, 2004
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(7)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze's TV debut.
Aug 19, 2004
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(7)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Gypsy curse gives paws.
Feb 1, 2005
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(7)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Death from a Buff.
Sep 4, 2004
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(6)
Peter Pan (1953)
Crocodile defeats pirate handily.
Aug 31, 2004
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(6)
Edge, The (1997)
Supermodel has Kodiak moment.
Dec 8, 2004
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(5)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Curtis lust temporarily illegal.
Sep 4, 2004
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(5)
Hero (2002)
Chinese army quarrels, bolts.
Sep 7, 2004
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(5)
Hero (2002)
Li loses archery rematch.
Sep 7, 2004
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(5)
Party At Kitty And Stud's, The (1970)
Rocky's woody.
Jul 8, 2004
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(5)
Robe, The (1953)
God is not smocked.
Aug 19, 2004
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(5)
Trading Places (1983)
Police restore Eddie's legs.
Sep 4, 2004
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(5)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Spicy dead people.
Mar 9, 2005
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(4)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Green, engaged; pink, married.
Jul 17, 2004
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(4)
Silent Running (1972)
Dern ups and leaves.
Jul 20, 2004
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(4)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Inventor discovers en-Chan-ted Jules.
Jul 20, 2004
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(3)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Webb of lies.
Jul 30, 2004
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(3)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Blackouts become historical White-out.
Aug 14, 2004
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(3)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Recherche du temps perdude.
Feb 1, 2005
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(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Wolfowitz dispenses styling gel.
Jul 19, 2004
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(3)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Wilberforce be with you.
Dec 6, 2004
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(3)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Valentine for zombies.
Sep 20, 2004
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(3)
Suspect Zero (2004)
O'Ryan, the hunter.
Mar 5, 2005
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(3)
Walking Tall (2004)
Rock lumbers into casino.
Aug 26, 2004
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(3)
A Sound Of Thunder (2005)
Time machine slightly 'bug'gy.
Aug 26, 2004
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(2)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
William Tell overture, SPLAT.
Aug 14, 2004
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Berlin chambermaid: messy job.
Aug 1, 2004
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(2)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Slackers seek sliders.
Aug 3, 2004
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(2)
Hero (2002)
Li leads with Qin.
Sep 7, 2004
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(2)
Hunting Of The President, The (2004)
'Kill Bill', 1996 version.
Aug 13, 2004
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(2)
Left Behind (2001)
The proverbial other cheek.
Mar 9, 2005
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(2)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey On Going Insane.
Aug 31, 2004
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(2)
Taking Lives (2004)
Hawke's Jolie good time.
Dec 7, 2004
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(2)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Satellite phone bear-ly works.
Dec 7, 2004
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(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Virus makes Britons rude.
Aug 18, 2004
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(1)
Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Creed eventually beats Rocky.
Mar 8, 2005
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Manimal murders French stalker.
Aug 31, 2004
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Fatty ponders American violence.
Oct 3, 2004
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(1)
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Solvent abuser becomes solvent.
Aug 18, 2004
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(1)
Collateral (2004)
Deadly jazz trivia contest.
Aug 25, 2004
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(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Vaughn single throw wins!
Aug 21, 2004
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Doom (2005)
BFG battery Dwayned.
Nov 1, 2005
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(1)
Eurotrip (2004)
Trachtenberg 'ttractin' berk.
Aug 5, 2004
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(1)
Hero (2002)
Narrow arrows harrow hero.
Sep 7, 2004
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King Arthur (2004)
Skarsg�rd as Saxon braider.
Sep 8, 2004
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Sleepover (2004)
Freshmen lunch near fountain.
Sep 26, 2004
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Antarctic pyramidal hunting lodge.
Aug 16, 2004
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Dench winds up here.
Jul 6, 2004
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
Pregnant Dern gets huffy.
Aug 18, 2004
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Firefox (1982)
Order: flies, MIG back.
Oct 10, 2004
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Thurl Ravenscroft serenades bastard.
Oct 24, 2004
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Hunting Of The President, The (2004)
Starr investigates peccabillos.
Aug 13, 2004
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Ladykillers, The (1955)
Lopsided house, crooked tenants.
Mar 9, 2005
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North By Northwest (1959)
Martin Landau loses face.
Jun 21, 2006
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Suspect Zero (2004)
Kingsley klairvoyant.
Feb 27, 2005
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