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Reviews by 'Puzzgal'
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with a total of
1374
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American Pie (1999)
Beginner's *uck.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
One Hand Luke.
Apr 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Transamerica (2005)
Desperate to become housewife.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Spice World (1997)
Origin of the Spices.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(14)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton has sexy id.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Viddy if you dare.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Mock folk rock flock.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Muppets' Wizard Of Oz, The (2005)
Yellow Brick Toad.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Adam's Rib (1949)
Wife on husband's case.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Capote (2005)
Tru life story.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Robert Louis StevHenson.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black Tenaciously educates kids.
Jun 30, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(10)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Peck and Boo.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Lighter side of racism.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Drunks (1995)
The Brandy Bunch.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Election (1999)
Pick Tracy.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Wheel of Foreskin.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
A senseless comedy.
Apr 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
XXx (2002)
Diesel. Vin Diesel.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Trio is one-third Lucky.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Second Ace Ventura? Guano.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Look Who's Discoursing Now.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Poof! You're a dancer!
Feb 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Musical extravaganza with whores.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Satan is Saddam's bitch.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Spice World (1997)
Quint of Tarts.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(8)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Kirk is ancient mariner.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Sleazy doctor gets head.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Lesbo's beau is Ben.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante shouldn't be here.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Congo (1995)
Gorilla Warfare.
Mar 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Hopper after a hopper.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Peter Pan (1953)
Disney's first Pan-imation.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hal's love loves grub.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Zoolander (2001)
Really really good movie.
Jan 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
American Pie (1999)
Wasted Pastry.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
American Pie (1999)
Jason creams pie.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
American President, The (1995)
Bening makes polls drop.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Hanks is far out!
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)
What's Creole for 'slut'?
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Try again, American Idol.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(6)
Mallrats (1995)
Dating show goes askew.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Naked Party Games (1997)
I've Got A Secretion.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Oklahoma! (1955)
Dream ballet induces OklaComa.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Baseball before blue balls.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Saw (2004)
Jigsaw's victim gets stumped.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg adds needed excitement.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(6)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
103 curs, including Cruella.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford flies, foes die.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Billy's not a poof.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Case Of Spring Fever, A (1940)
Lord Of The Springs.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Wife beaten, husband eaten.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
42, Trillian.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Marky Mark's Felon Bunch.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
In shire, Frodo shyer.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Muppets' Wizard Of Oz, The (2005)
Wizard of Frog.
May 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Snatch Game.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Earth saved. Whale done!
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Kidman is sex machine!
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Intelligent Beast, good Grammer.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ledger courts Miller's daughter.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
3 Ring Circus (1954)
Jerry dreams of clowning.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Airplane series over, Oveur.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Amadeus (1984)
Musical genius, vulgar ass.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Pie 2: No Virgins.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
American President, The (1995)
Douglas tries bedding Bening.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Annie (1982)
Orphan got a 'fro.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
The Brainy Bunch.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa on naughty list.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe's mind, wife beautiful.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Math For Windows 2001.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Fuss over female football.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Best In Show (2000)
Guest gang mocks Westminster.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Blow (2001)
Jung man deals coke.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Body Care And Grooming (1947)
White people wash up.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Carnival Of Souls (1962)
Organist: dead end job.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Nativity may contain Peanuts.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Chicken Of Tomorrow, The (1948)
Chicken sweatshops exposed.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Children's Hour, The (1961)
Audrey Garners Shirley's attention.
May 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Affleck pounds freshman ass.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Die Another Day (2002)
Berry and Brosnan bond.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Dogma (1999)
Angels with issues.
Jan 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Environmentalist fairies battle pollution.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Showboys.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Punxsutawney Repeat.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Guru, The (2002)
Swami fakes orgasm wisdom.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Hamlet (1961)
This Hamlet? The wurst.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Cons commit Mini robbery.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Holy singing hippies, Jewison!
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Meg's multiple personalities.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Labyrinth (1986)
Maze contains many muppets.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Satan owns Valley Lodge.
May 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Vann shines: attracts moths?
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Dame Judi. Naked dames.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo discovers roots.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Murder By Death (1976)
Obi Wan cannot see.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Uma is radioactive bombshell.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Beat the Cock.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Newsies (1992)
Newsboy musical: deserves Pulitzer.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Newsies (1992)
Jack builds newsboy union.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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