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Reviews by 'Gethers'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
48
reviews published to date.
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King Kong (1976)
Original Twin Towers disaster.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
XXx (2002)
Trailer trash versus eurotrash.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
German director burns books.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
'Hoo-ah!' Shut up, Al.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Mildred Pierce (1945)
Crawford beat wrong daughter.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Brad: asshole. Janet: slut.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Irr�versible (2002)
Happy ending only beginning.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill survives, movie misnamed.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Killer, The (1989)
10,000 bullets conservative estimate.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Rabid (1977)
Chambers kills with armpit.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Shaft (2000)
Bad mutha just bad.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
To Have And Have Not (1944)
Bacall whistling overt innuendo.
May 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone's gynecological stardom bid.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Godzilla, King Of The Monsters! (1956)
Godzilla vs. Perry Mason.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Englishman discovers killing, sodomy.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Chevy vanishes with career.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Glowing briefcase Rorschach test.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shootist, The (1976)
Tumor faster on draw.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Son Of Frankenstein (1939)
Atwill's performance? Thumb up!
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Van Helsing (2004)
Dracula needs oompa loompas?
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Guns, cheeseburgers, both unhealthy.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Breaker Morant (1980)
The bastards shoot straight.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
JFK (1991)
Stone's bullshit 'evidence' bamboozles.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride's name: Beatrix Kiddo!?!
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Belloq eats fly. Yummy!
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colour coordinated criminals crimsoned.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985)
Zombies defy Romero's rules.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Hollywood hates has-beens, writers.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Waxing Connery big job.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Casablanca (1942)
Romance ends, friendship begins.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Running zombies place second.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Window shopping for meat.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Jackson's monologue rudely interrupted.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Freddy cameo predicts sequel.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride body count: one.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Mannered murder makes man.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spoilers, The (1942)
Duke dukes it out.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Village Of The Damned (1995)
Napping barbecuer smells delicious.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Kill Sofia, then self.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Yojimbo (1961)
Kurosawa honours Dashiell Hammett.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Other 'Aliens' survivors DOA.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Australian roadkill cottage industry.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Clue (1985)
Multiple choice endings gimmicky.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Queer killers bang Bond.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Invisible car. No, seriously.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason's dirt nap ends.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Affirmative action employs Hudson.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gremlins (1984)
Instruction manual in Chinese.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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