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Noah (2014) |
42 reviews |
Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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Aronofsky attempts Ark-aic account. |
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Hopkins old as Methuselah. |
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Russell plays biblical ark-itect. |
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Master and ark commander. |
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Crowe collects paired species. |
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Noah's a masterful commander. |
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Aronofsky's interpretation all wet. |
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Crowe collates marine menagerie. |
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Follows predictable story ark. |
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Aronofsky's storyline really flows. |
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A(ronofsky)R(eally)K(nows) Boat . |
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N(ewbie)O(rganizes)A(pocalyptic)H(elp). |
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Crowe corrals digitized critters. |
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"Armageddon" meets "Dr. Doolittle" |
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Epic flood (of controversy). |
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Methuselah rufies grandson's tea |
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Curiously Godless Biblical epic |
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Crowe portrays Biblical ark-etype. |
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