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Reviews by 'PuzzleMonkey'
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with a total of
92
reviews published to date.
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Calendar Girls (2003)
The Full Aunty.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Casino Royale (1967)
Niven Say Niven Again.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariots Of Ire.
Mar 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
About Schmidt (2002)
Schmidt hits the van.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The Grass Menagerie.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Now for something similar.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Read, Forrester, read!
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mel-o-drama.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Hamlet (1990)
Mel-ancholy Dane.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Cujo (1983)
Star goes barking mad.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Goldfinger (1964)
Neither talks nor dies.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Buena Vista Social Club (1999)
Ry look at Cuba.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Duel (1971)
One bad mothertrucker.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein (1957)
Frankenteen.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Realistic! Kids ARE scary.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Boy gets Nazi surprise.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Dogma (1999)
Silent Bob, Silent God.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1974)
Feminazi.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Weaving has Elfish motives.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Faramir, Boromir. Dead ringers.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Pythons make a mint.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Williams develops negative side.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
The Depps of despair.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Pet gets vet met.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Rea feels a prick.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cujo (1983)
Doggone loony.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Fargo (1996)
Buscemi looking chipper.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Russian where fiddlers fear.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Sushi with attitude!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ice Age (2002)
Squirrel with frozen nuts.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shrek (2001)
Beauty is a beast.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Puts 'trip' into spacetrip.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
The full Monty Python.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Arizona Dream (1993)
Depp, Dunaway, impossible dream.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Black Cat, White Cat (1998)
Pig eats car.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brassed Off (1996)
Sacked blowhards make good.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Doggone crackers!
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Slackers challenge the internet.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
JC does JC.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bridge over troubled Balrog.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
MASH (1970)
Alda Pretty Nursies.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arise, Sir Monty!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Jumping Jack! - Dad - Flash!
Jul 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Rat (2000)
Of Mouse And Man.
May 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Repo Man (1984)
Ride, Otto, ride!
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Tipping protocol before heist.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Seven Samurai (1954)
'Magnificent' in monochrome.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Vinyl solution for zombies.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Shrek rules.... not!
Jun 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Spider (2002)
Boy's web catches self.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Take The Money And Run (1969)
Bubble gun sinks escape.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
51st State, The (2001)
Jackson skirts danger.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
All Men Are Liars (1995)
Lesbian boy wins girl.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Arizona Dream (1993)
Depp dreams of flying.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Straight dope on lesbianism.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
Hippies, rednex don't mix.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2000)
Brannagh barking mad.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Squirrel in chill thrill.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf takes a trip.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Big tree, little Wood.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Max (2002)
Springtime for Hitler.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Snick in the middle.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Black, white and red.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shaolin And Wu Tang 2: Wu Tang Invasion (1985)
Wu Tang Clan Redux.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Catcher in NY sky.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Strada, La (1954)
Fellini's strong showing.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Clawless romcom.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Allen/ Stallone buddy film.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Barton Fink (1991)
Goodman attempts giving head.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Jesus goes bowling.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Brian Epstein Story, The (1998)
Queen manages rock-kings.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp is Jacksonish. Eery.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clerks. (1994)
Retro necro outside Metro.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Bluegrass, starsurfing, da bomb!
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
BOOOM. The End. Funny...
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Elvis Meets Nixon (1997)
Hail to King, thief.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Gosford Park (2001)
Downstairs vs. upstairs. Knife.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hamlet (2000)
Denial. Rage. Depression. Revenge.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Let's Spend The Night Together (1982)
Rotting Stones.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf Balrock 'n rolls.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Saruman suffers wood swings.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Jedi mind trick redux.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Quiet barber talks incessantly.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Mapantsula (1988)
Gangster finds anti-apartheid redemption.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Music Lovers, The (1971)
Homosexual genius loves Princess.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Awesome music out-moonshines Clooney.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Black man redemption.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Raging Bull (1980)
Scorcese pulls no punches.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Oi Vey Law.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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TRON (1982)
Sark-astic villain's bit part.
Jun 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Uncle Buck (1989)
Candy's going bad.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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Zombies On Broadway (1945)
Actors corpse on stage.
Jul 30, 2007
Unscored
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