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Reviews by 'sam jam'
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with a total of
40
reviews published to date.
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Nemo: Missing, presumed fed.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Pok�mon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
Pikachoose a better film.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Toy Story (1995)
Lead character completely Wooden.
Feb 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Humour lost in translation.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Bloody good interview.
Apr 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, where's my memory?
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Jack Black 'touches' kids.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Piggy truly Rogered.
Feb 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Lizzie finds her Rome-o.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL of a film.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler's acting is bayou-tiful.
Mar 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Love Actually (2003)
Brit chick flick, actually.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Jewel lost! Thanks, senility!
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Big Fat Liar (2002)
Malcolm In Bad Film.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Big Fish (2003)
Fishy film starring giant.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Equilibrium (2002)
Equilibrium? Chaos, more like.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
About A Boy (2002)
Emotionally-stunted arsehole dates hippy.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bruce is all deity.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Spielberg banks on DiCaprio.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Clever sharks- clever idea.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Four Rooms (1995)
Roth serves rubbish rooms.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Two Towers, 1289 extras.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Love Actually (2003)
Billy Bob bullies Britain.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Matrix sequel fires blanks.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Glitch in Matrix trilogy.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
New Oracle, new confusion.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Torque (2004)
Kahn lets bikes torque.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Pitt skirts around Troy.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Spider can't save film.
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Digimon: The Movie (2000)
PC Pokemon film stinks.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Rabbit diverts Donnie's death.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Connery's crappy Russian accent.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bill suprisingly not killed.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Office Space (1999)
Milton's salty margerita.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton's baboonery of apes.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Pok�mon: The Movie 2000 (2000)
Mindless mini monster mush.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Rat Race (2001)
Cleese cons clueless rats.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rocky (1976)
Stallone's acting Rocky.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Scorpion King, The (2002)
Disappointing Scorpion themed tale.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
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X2 (2003)
Mutant mega-sequel.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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