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Reviews by 'naughtyfrog'
Current status of
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with a total of
120
reviews published to date.
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Mannequin (1987)
Romance for dummies.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Hairy Poppins.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
The demon wants semen.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Children adopt singing habit.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Hole, The (2001)
Subterranean incarceration annihilation situation.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Grown in 60 seconds.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Thief finally coughs up.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Jizz tames her frizz.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
She-rabbit actually a fox!
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone displays lady garden.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chances Are (1989)
A reincarnation fornication situation.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Crash (1996)
Car crash gives horn.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry conjures Dementor preventor.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Hairy Carrey rather scary.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
In & Out (1997)
Kline denies sucking Magnum.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Peach Roald into sea.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Andrews is nanny, again.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Nicholson likes to 'Cher'.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
6th Day, The (2000)
I'll be back, twice.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Very scary bleedin' house.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Big (1988)
Hanks gets premature Woody.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Howard conceals his Johnson.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Frank's pranks outfox Hanks.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Singer, dancer, bar prancer.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty hogs the limelight.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Moron Carrey, car's hairy.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Jim Carrey, green, hairy.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
He Shere Khan climb.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Omen, The (1976)
Priests life is speared.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Autistics can count toothpicks.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek (2001)
Ogre, swamp, funny romp.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Nasty nip causes kip.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Micro-chip in molten dip.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Attempted rape, no escape.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Love, class, iceberg mass.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Virus causes raging headache.
Jun 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Captain Inflatable is insatiable.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Always (1989)
Ghost hangars around girlfriend.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Antz (1998)
Stallone plays millit-ant.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Plutonium powered car backfires.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Hair becomes birds' nest.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Whitney murders Dolly's song.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979)
Lycra Buck stops here.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Keeping peace in Greece.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dead Again (1991)
Reincarnation situation- holey smoke.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Demolition Man (1993)
Seashells replace TP.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Entity, The (1981)
Invisible 'it' gropes tit.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Frequency (2000)
Time travel communication situation.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Gigli (2003)
Lopez hits bum note.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jumanji (1995)
Game features scary creatures.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Mel bones skinny Kensit.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Loser (2000)
Biggs is Teenage Dirtbag.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Made In America (1993)
Whoopi and Ted bred.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Magnum Force (1973)
Harry whoops Hutch's ass.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Empty spaces, pale faces.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Royal ugly duckling slant.
Jun 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Psycho (1960)
Violins play in shower.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Psycho (1960)
Shower concerto for strings.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Don't watch the tape!!!
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Robocop (1987)
Cyber cop in strop.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Huge purple thong shocks.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Ring in loo, clue.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sweet November (2001)
His November to remember.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Sharon Stone kicks ass.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
New toy, sadistic boy.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Pubescent boys create cyberchick.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Hello Hawaii? She forgets.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animal, The (2001)
Bestiality becomes strange reality.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Apollo 13 (1995)
Intermission in space mission.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Autumn In New York (2000)
Dying Winona steals heart.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bambi (1942)
Poor deer's mum shot.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beaches (1988)
One beach dies weepy.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead with tiny head.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Brother Bear (2003)
Humans/ bears reach understanding.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Car, The (1977)
Devil becomes dangerous driver.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Carrie (1976)
Supernatural teen gets mean.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Evil moggys battle doggys.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Everyone fears child catcher!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cocoon (1985)
Old sods touch pods.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Con Air (1997)
Malkovich is unbelievably malicious.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Convoy (1978)
Rubber duck, big truck.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Barmaid kept in dark.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Old Croc rescues skunk.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Dirty vest, terrorists pest.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Johnny Castle causes hassle.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dirty Harry (1971)
Criminals suck Clint's magnum.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Falling Down (1993)
Sacked guy needs therapy.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Far And Away (1992)
Tale of Oirish LANDrover.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Boy racing for dummies.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Durden pummels crazy Marla.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Final Destination (2000)
Death wants you- NOW!
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Flatliners (1990)
The afterlife causes strife.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fog, The (1980)
Hooked on ghostly pirates.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hole, The (2001)
Psycho Redhead traps peers.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Winged beast enjoys feast.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
White wizard, orcs gizzard.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny magic, father tragic.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Dead Niven delays heaven.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death personified, Hopkins mortified.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Stool incident ends sadly.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
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