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Reviews by 'E.L.F'
Current status of
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with a total of
148
reviews published to date.
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Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(61)
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(59)
Aladdin (1992)
From Rugs to Riches.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(48)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Comic Relief.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbit gains elf-respect.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Grizzly Man (2005)
A Kodiak moment.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Corpse Bride (2005)
I Do? Of Corpse!
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Female Masturbation (1978)
The ultimate chick-flick?
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Soft paw corn.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Lucs' shy walkers.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945 (1970)
City, City, Bang Bang..
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1993)
She stoops to conquer.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
GrannieMation!!
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Numb and Number.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Orcs' downfall elf-inflicted.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Doors, The (1991)
The Doors, unhinged.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)
Disney's Pup Fiction.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Christine (1983)
Street car has desires.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Sisters' doing it themselves.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Huge rant against matrimony.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet Elliot.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Elf (2003)
Elf employed.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin MegaStored.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
The Last World Whore.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Sparrow ruffles more feathers.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994)
Boyz 4 Men.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Arsenal come Firthed.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)
The 'him lick' manoeuvre.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Underworld (2003)
Grevioux's bodily harm.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill, The (2003)
Birds an' a wire.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Bambi (1942)
Deerly Beloved.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Is it in-u-it?
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Christ !Guilty as sin.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
A jab well done.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Blown into proportion.
Jul 17, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Pirates Of Penzance, The (1983)
Kline's Smooth Operetta.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Godzilla becomes deerly departed.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Junior (1994)
Arnies' ejaculate conception.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Splash, Too (1988)
Different plaice, no sole.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Stiff and nonsense.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Mist, tryst, resist, kissed!!
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
AngLee young men, connect.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken the wild side.
Jul 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Elephants In A Tent (1902)
Elephants in a flap.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Firm, The (1993)
FBI has Firm convictions.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Russo's doubting Thomas.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Transvestites get sole franchise.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Froy Story.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
Cupid stunt gets result.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Pyrates (1991)
Couple have burning desires.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Bed & Breakfast (1992)
Hotel guest Rogered, Moore.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Chance (2002)
Amber proceeds with caution.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Hobbit, The (1977)
The animated adventure Baggins.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
Leopold changes his spot(s).
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005)
Driving Miss, Crazy.
Sep 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Director's input evident.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Orlando. Leg o'er lass.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Humpty: Sunny side up?
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)
Pulped Diction.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Bambi (1942)
R.I P Mummy Deer rest(s).
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzillas' deer death experience.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Click (2006)
Sandler sees remote possibilities.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes falls apart, literally.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
ColdPlay, in Alaska.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Family firm, soled out.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Mme. Olga's Massage Parlor (1965)
Rites of massage movie.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Bum deal for beetles.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Humpty cracks under pressure.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Remember The Titans (2000)
TITANs PAss racial test.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Victor becomes loser.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
'Remarq'able story, Milestone directing.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Girl 6 (1996)
Randle has aural sex.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Lady Refuses, The (1931)
Likes father, likes son.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Female self discovery flick.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
It's a wonderful afterlife.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Journey 'Froy't with danger.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Crumbs! Sliced and diced?
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Haughty couture.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
The Great Raid (2005)
Goodbye, Yellow pricks, road.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Jamie finds way Bach.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
American Pie (1999)
Stifler's mother goosed.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Blow (2001)
Jung, gifted and Crack.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys swap 'chaps'.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Click (2006)
Sandler's life remotely successful.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cookout, The (2004)
Grills V Boils.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Eskimos's frozen ass-sects.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Julius Fucik (1953)
KOLInsky's production of Czechs.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)
KC, 'no sunshine' band.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbit makes round trip.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Million To Juan, A (1994)
Juan on 1(m) action.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Pick Up The Mic (2005)
Hip-hop gets bum rap.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Silence Of The Hams, The (1994)
Dahmer and Greg(gio).
Jul 22, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Rickman: Bach and forth.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Zit, The (2005)
Alex is spot on.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
Sly, move by Smithee.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Derned if she did...
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Happy Hooker, The (1975)
Xaviera: Quite a mouthful.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
It Had To Be You (1947)
Four weddings, no funeral.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
My First Wife (1984)
Dissed Musicians' dis-harmonic discourse.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Pyrates (1991)
Passion makes sparks fly!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(9)
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