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Reviews by 'Legolas999'
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with a total of
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
The coy of sex.
Sep 4, 2005
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(7)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Day-Lewis buries hatchet.
Sep 3, 2005
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(7)
Logan's Run (1976)
Death begins at thirty.
Aug 26, 2005
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
C3PO meets his maker.
Aug 12, 2005
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(5)
King Kong (2005)
Hairy ape remakes Kong.
Aug 19, 2005
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Ring, one careless owner.
May 18, 2005
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(4)
Ring Of Bright Water (1969)
The original Hairy Otter.
Aug 26, 2005
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(4)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansas gets wind.
Aug 17, 2005
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Astro tricks with Obelisks.
Aug 26, 2005
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(3)
Batman Begins (2005)
Apparently Joker was innocent.
Aug 3, 2005
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(3)
Zulu (1964)
Rorkes Drift, Zulus sink.
Jul 25, 2005
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(3)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Outlaws get right Guy.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Barnes bomb Wrecks Ruhr.
Aug 15, 2005
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(2)
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Olivers travels.
Aug 26, 2005
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(2)
Identity (2003)
Motel murders minimise MPS.
Oct 22, 2005
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(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Extended advert for Minis.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sly fi Judged Dreddful.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Screw Billy screws Berry.
Sep 20, 2005
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(2)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
Kenneth More has less.
Aug 26, 2005
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(2)
Rollerball (1975)
Caan Can Roller ball.
Aug 8, 2005
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi Won, Vader created.
Aug 12, 2005
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Jabba has bikini fetish.
Sep 11, 2005
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Making Friends (1998)
Pooh meets fan.
Aug 13, 2005
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(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Richard's rebels get Gisbourne.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
American Gigolo (1980)
Gere removes Gear.
Aug 15, 2005
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(1)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Redford takes swimming lesson.
Aug 16, 2005
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(1)
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Daisy General Lee smashing.
Aug 30, 2005
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic Four are Doomed.
Aug 7, 2005
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic flawed.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Scientist not very Welch.
Oct 17, 2005
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Miniaturisation is Pleasence experience.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Unleash Hell! he Crowed.
Aug 16, 2005
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen gets Knevil delusions.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Great Muppet Caper, The (1981)
Jewel robbery is Kermitted.
Aug 30, 2005
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mount Doom gets makeover.
Aug 17, 2005
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf finally washes cloak.
Aug 11, 2005
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(1)
Popeye (1980)
Olive Oil: Popeye doll.
Oct 17, 2005
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Freeman helps free man.
Aug 12, 2005
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(1)
Splash (1984)
Mermaid Madison's tall tale.
Aug 15, 2005
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(1)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Alien attack from below.
Jul 24, 2005
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond gets Japanese takeaway.
Aug 16, 2005
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(1)
Abbott And Costello Go To Mars (1953)
Comics seek comet.
Aug 15, 2005
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Aces High (1976)
Pilot deals winning hand.
Aug 22, 2005
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Imposter Fester fosters fraudulence.
Sep 20, 2005
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Fester finds he's fostered.
Sep 20, 2005
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Gordon gets Gomez's gold.
Sep 20, 2005
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Addams Family, The (1991)
Morticia plays Cher lookalike.
Sep 20, 2005
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Adventure Of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother, The (1975)
Sibling shows superior sense.
Aug 15, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Holm loses his head.
Aug 15, 2005
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Arthur (1981)
Moore: Short, changed millionaire.
Aug 15, 2005
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Bedazzled (2000)
Hurley dishes Frazer's wishes.
Sep 20, 2005
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton's Chariot Challenge.
Feb 7, 2006
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Bewitched (2005)
Caine, Kidman remake classic.
Aug 26, 2005
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Penguin forms God squad.
Sep 10, 2005
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Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Racing Farrah way.
Aug 19, 2005
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp's Willy given overhaul.
Aug 4, 2005
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Chopper (2000)
Earless psycho turns vigilante.
Sep 21, 2005
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Colditz Story, The (1955)
Soldiers skip Saxony stronghold.
Aug 16, 2005
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Escape To Victory (1981)
POWs beat German cheats.
Oct 17, 2005
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Genghis Khan (1965)
Khan creates Mongol mayhem.
Aug 26, 2005
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Tom, Dick or Harry?
Sep 27, 2005
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Bronson's tunnelling deathwish.
Sep 27, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Whomping willow whacks Weasleys.
Aug 30, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Tri-wizard tournament four wizards!
Oct 5, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Hogwarts: Potter's first spell.
Aug 26, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Black's back: that's Sirius!
Aug 26, 2005
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Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Crow with a bow.
Aug 31, 2005
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Hulk (2003)
Lycra shorts preserve modesty.
Nov 1, 2005
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Keeping up with Joneses.
Sep 10, 2005
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Blooming Christian Nails Saracens.
May 17, 2005
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Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Mind meddling enShaws medal.
Nov 1, 2005
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Octopussy (1983)
Bond gets eight girls.
Aug 30, 2005
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Parent Trap, The (1961)
Das Doppette doppleganger drama.
Aug 26, 2005
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Samson And Delilah (1949)
Heros strength cut short.
Sep 8, 2005
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Scavenger Hunt (1979)
Best collector inherits fortune.
Sep 10, 2005
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St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The (1967)
Friday 14th Bugs Capone.
Sep 8, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Qui-Gon gets Darth Mauled.
Aug 12, 2005
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Team America: World Police (2004)
Wooden actors hang around.
May 17, 2005
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator turncoat trashes T-1000.
Sep 3, 2005
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Terminator, The (1984)
Android on steroids.
Aug 19, 2005
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Find future's frozen fantasy.
Nov 1, 2005
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Willow (1988)
Ewok Wicket reveals face.
Sep 2, 2005
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Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Cowboy Pooh (1994)
Fast drawing pooh.
Aug 8, 2005
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