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Reviews by 'RazorDullWit'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
21
reviews published to date.
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Ripley's chest finally bursts.
Aug 21, 2003
Unscored
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(18)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
'Diaper Hard'.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Saved Ryan; lost lunch.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Winning, despite Adams's voice.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Clerks. (1994)
Salsa shark foreshadows fight.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dogma (1999)
Poop monster = Smith's low.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Lawyer gets eaten. Yay!
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Liar Liar (1997)
Enjoy movie, beware claw.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Magnolia (1999)
Depressing, depressing... then frogs.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hank's Hanratty: hoodwinked, harassed.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Felix & Bandit run brain.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hook (1991)
Hoffman Hooks, Williams Wins.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Heavy Metal (1981)
Cartoon porn gains credibility.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Shannon kisses stoner. Unfair!
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Gymnastics: great against dinosaurs.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Jack's insomnia; Durden's soap.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
Plane crash = dino snack.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Cruise goes gun bunny.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Trek meets hallucinogenic drugs.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Bugs, boobies, Casper, Doogie!
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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X-Men (2000)
Toad electrocuted; results expected.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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