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Reviews by 'Troffgopher'
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with a total of
35
reviews published to date.
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Wolf (1994)
Wolfman sleeps with Catwoman.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Dogma (1999)
Kevin Smith should repent.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Slasher showdown: Jason robbed.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Best actor: Talking hat.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
One, The (2001)
Li kills self... repeatedly.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell, glass confession booth.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Fridge terrorizes tweaker mom.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller makes beautiful moron.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
Genius kidnaps bad dreams.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Daredevil (2003)
Affleck makes lacking superhero.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Cameras shoot, Williams snaps.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sleepers (1996)
Priest plants bad seeds.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator isn't quite obsolete.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
3rd assinine spy spoof.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Pesci- Stone cold player.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Devoted bimbo cliff dives.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Sharks hate Jackson's speech.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Desperado (1995)
Hayek, Banderas; big guns.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Donnie Brasco (1997)
Depp infultrates mafia brilliantly.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Drumline (2002)
Drum-off only good part.
Mar 31, 2007
Unscored
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Event Horizon (1997)
Portable black hole kills.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Hayek makes snakes rise.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Incompetant wizard erases self.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Rob's silly slasher flick.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Talking dog teaches evil.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Men In Black II (2002)
K better off mailman.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Princess Mononoke (1997)
Beseiged animals, great anime.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rash�mon (1950)
Kurosawa calls subjective witnesses.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Strange Days (1995)
Wire trips rogue police.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquid Nitrogen shatters T1000.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Nude cyborg temporal assassin.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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The Crying Game (1992)
Transvestite tests viewer stamina.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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The Omega Code (1999)
God makes stupid code.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Village Of The Damned (1995)
Red eyes, village dies.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yojimbo (1961)
Samurai plays both sides.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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