Poe-etic film worthy caws.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
263
NH (121)
264
morph (120)
265
naughtyfrog (120)
animals, imagenaton, music, movies
Reviews by 'morph'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
120
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Robin is a chicken.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Spy Game (2001)
Bishop in check mate.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Volcano (1997)
Jones vs. L.A. volcano.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Blue/ pink dress wars!
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Headless Hessien haunts Hollow.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody makes new friends.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Odd male fashion flick.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bambi (1942)
Death, love and 'twitterpation'.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Father clownfish gets Crushed.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Beatle buzzards help lad.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Kohl-eyed Caribbean wonder.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins flies the coop.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Tim, Tom talk toys.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Tremors (1990)
Desert worms eat town.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men (2000)
Mutant mayhem makes $millions$.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Aladdin And The King Of Thieves (1996)
Aladdin trilogy finally ends.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler's anger causes laughter.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Anne Of Green Gables (1934)
P.E.I. girl's green adventures.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Babe (1995)
Border collie mothers piglet.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bean (1997)
Bean takes on painting.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Enchanted knick-kacks, fuzzy prince.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Goth almost marries ghost.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dinosaur (2000)
Lemurs adopt baby dino.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Daughter inherits animal lingo.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Fantaisa 21st centuary style.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Oil spill threatens pod.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Grease (1978)
50's teens love life.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Bloody big snake hunt.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hercules (1997)
Humourous Hades hates Herk.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
Girl learns manly lesson.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Jones Jr. with Sr.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jumanji (1995)
Board game ain't boring!
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
Hugh shows non-Wolverine acting.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Peasant to knight story.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Jet blasts Lethal cops.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python in New Testement.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Melody meets Ursala's sister.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Mermaid dreams of man.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Madeline (1998)
French girls, Spanish boy.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
MASH (1970)
Korean surgical army humour.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Python coils around Hollywood.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robin goes for granny.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mulan (1998)
Chineese chick champions country.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pinocchio (1940)
Bug helps pine boy.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pocahontas (1995)
Evil Governor harrasses Natives.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin Hood gone wild.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shrek (2001)
Scottish ogre's friendly ass.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Osment observes dead dudes.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Seven lucky little men.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Goblin gets run through.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Couple romantisize ballroom dancing.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Cat with mouse master.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Wizard helps young king.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Tarzan (1999)
Rosie goes gorilla.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger gets too depressed.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Titan A.E. (2000)
Spaced-out animation, exploding Earth.
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Waterboy becomes football star.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Man finally understands women.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Detective helps toon rabbit.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo DiCaprio goes Romeo.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Soldiers stomp special school.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Dogs save spotted pups.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
102 Dalmatians (2000)
White dalmation earns spots.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Karen cares for cartoons.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Aladdin (1992)
Al wishes for princess.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Late rabbit rushes about.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Animal, The (2001)
Schneider with Survivor girlfriend.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Antz (1998)
Drunk wasp helps ant.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
AristoCats, The (1970)
Kitten mother loves Tom.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Armageddon (1998)
Americans, Russian save world.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Another wet Disney movie.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bedazzled (2000)
Elizabeth Devil temps Brendon.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Stalking sniper hunts pilot.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey with divine powers.
Aug 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshopper gang bullies ants.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Lonely man befriends volleyball.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Friendly spider saves pig.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Ginger loves lying rooster.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cinderella (1950)
Abused lady's magical dreams.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Daredevil (2003)
Hero in Hell's Kitchen.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Smart sharks seek snacks.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Rodney talks with Eddie.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dumbo (1941)
Mouse helps airborne elephant.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Snobby emperor changes groove.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fantasia (1940)
A Disney concert night.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Leg braces to fatherhood.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fox And The Hound, The (1981)
Best buddies battle bear.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Free Willy (1993)
Pree-teen saves orca whale.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Wizards search for stone.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Hunchbacked hero, gypsy, knight.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ice Age (2002)
Scrat steals snow show.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
K-PAX (2001)
Kevin produces Prot's report.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Nasty Aunt muzzles Lady.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lady And The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (2001)
Tramp's son learns family.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Destructive alien learns love.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Lady lion loves loner.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lion King, The (1994)
Super Simba saves Savanna.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler is Satan's son.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant with large appetite.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mary Poppins (1964)
Magical nanny sweetens father.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Page Range
7 <---> 0
0
� Copyright 1999-2025 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
