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Reviews by 'grumula'
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with a total of
28
reviews published to date.
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
School of hard chocs!
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Dude, where's my hand?
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Speilberg kills Kubrick posthumously.
May 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Set phasers on suck.
May 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Fridge eats fat granny.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Armageddon (1998)
Rock out-acts Affleck.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Reformed abortionist fights playdoh!
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Plastic bag enlightens sociopath.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Three friends, four legs.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Insomniac own best friend.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Frank Oz's hand job.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Money can buy love.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Hamill on 'Muppets Tonight'.
May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
2 hour ice joke.
May 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Kids reflect parent's idiosyncracies.
Dec 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
In The Company Of Men (1997)
Chauvinists fuck with flipper.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
'Lolita' and assassin bond.
May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis reclaims smelly gift.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Dark side of farce.
May 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Natalie nude, Anakin panickin'.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Bitter nerd kills clown.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Rich sadomasochist solves riddles.
May 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Origami, slaughter, dove. End.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Greedy gunslingers with gusto.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Midget scared of jewellery.
May 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Allopecia victim's telltale balls.
May 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Hick becomes space activist.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Austrian abortion house call.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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