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Reviews by 'Newjacktitty'

Current status of Movie buff with a total of 69 reviews published to date.

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Blackhat (2015)

Thor takes up typing.

Feb 1, 2015
Unscored

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12 Years A Slave (2013)

Django, 12 years chained.

May 18, 2014
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Blackhat (2015)

Mann saved by Thor

Feb 1, 2015
Unscored

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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

Godfather 2: Fredo's Vacation.

Mar 30, 2014
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John Wick (2014)

John Wick murders everyone

Feb 1, 2015
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Nightcrawler (2014)

Nightcrawler today, Murdoch tomorrow.

Feb 1, 2015
Unscored

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Paradise Lost (2014)

Meet Pablo's boy; Peeta.

Jun 23, 2015
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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Bruce Willis' anal swordplay.

Feb 1, 2015
Unscored

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Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Blondes are good listeners.

May 18, 2014
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Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)

Matt Damon outwits Angels.

Mar 4, 2014
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)

Attractive loser fights lizard.

Feb 23, 2014
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American History X (1998)

Skin Heads Can Jump.

Mar 8, 2014
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American Hustle (2013)

Russell hustles american audience.

Mar 11, 2014
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American Psycho (2000)

Patrick Bateman: Ladykiller.

Mar 4, 2014
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Avatar (2009)

Legs < Blue Sex.

Feb 24, 2014
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Avengers, The (2012)

Avengers save day. Meh.

Feb 13, 2015
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Bad Words (2013)

Bad Words, Badder Dads.

Mar 30, 2014
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Batman (1989)

Burton makes Batman murderer.

Feb 24, 2014
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Batman Begins (2005)

Bruce falls, Tumblers on.

Mar 4, 2014
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Booty Call (1997)

Booty calls, Foxx answers.

Mar 5, 2014
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Boy Next Door, The (2015)

Teenager loco for JLo

Feb 1, 2015
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Boy Next Door, The (2015)

Teenage boy eats Jlo.

Feb 1, 2015
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Boy Next Door, The (2015)

Teenager loves Jlo pudding.

Feb 1, 2015
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Gyllenhal swallows ranch dressing.

Mar 6, 2014
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Bronx Tale, A (1993)

Bronx Mob v.s Bob.

Mar 6, 2014
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Collateral (2004)

Jamie Foxx Cruises L.A.

Mar 6, 2014
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Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

Got Aids? Sell Drugs.

Feb 23, 2014
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)

Planes, Banes, & Batomobiles.

May 18, 2014
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Dark Knight, The (2008)

Batman fights homeless clown.

Mar 30, 2014
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Departed, The (2006)

Scorsese butchers "Infernal Affairs."

Mar 8, 2014
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Devil (2010)

Lazy Devil refuses stairs.

Mar 30, 2014
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Django Unchained (2012)

Slave becomes indentured servant.

Feb 24, 2014
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Do The Right Thing (1989)

Spike Lee Shatters Expectations.

May 18, 2014
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Don's Plum (2001)

Nothing plummy about profanity.

May 18, 2014
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Elysium (2013)

Damon vs. The 1%

Mar 11, 2014
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Equilibrium (2002)

Bale seeks emotional balance.

Mar 11, 2014
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Fight Club (1999)

Emasculated Basement Wrestling.... Club.

May 18, 2014
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Godfather, The (1972)

Feared Don adores oranges.

Mar 4, 2014
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Good Will Hunting (1997)

Idiot Janitor cons everyone.

Feb 24, 2014
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GoodFellas (1990)

Fella gyps, Fella flips.

Mar 4, 2014
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Gravity (2013)

Doofus astronaut kills Clooney.

Feb 23, 2014
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Happening, The (2008)

Turns out; Plants bad.

Feb 24, 2014
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Harsh Times (2005)

Bale begs for brainlessness.

May 18, 2014
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Heat (1995)

Police Mann tails DeNiro.

Mar 11, 2014
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Honey (2003)

Alba's dancing saves ghetto.

Mar 6, 2014
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Inception (2010)

DiCaprio seeks dreamy intellectual.

Mar 6, 2014
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Independence Day (1996)

Alien welcomed with uppercut.

Mar 30, 2014
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Jungle Fever (1991)

Italian woman rides Flipper.

Mar 6, 2014
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Last Airbender, The (2010)

Boring racist bald child.

Feb 24, 2014
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Malcolm X (1992)

Gangster + Racist + Humanitarian = X.

May 18, 2014
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Man Of Steel (2013)

Caped Imbecile destroys Metropolis.

Mar 30, 2014
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Max Payne (2008)

Poorly executed, Paynefully illogical.

Mar 11, 2014
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Mean Streets (1973)

Streets mean, Italians meaner.

Mar 6, 2014
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Memento (2000)

Amnesia faker suppresses memories.

Mar 30, 2014
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Minority Report (2002)

Tom cruises for minorities.

Mar 30, 2014
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Moneyball (2011)

Brad Pitt's Baseball Yawn.

Mar 11, 2014
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Monuments Men, The (2014)

Clooney's pretentious art monument.

Mar 11, 2014
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Big Fat Greek Stereotypes.

Mar 30, 2014
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New Jack City (1991)

The Dark Snipes Rises.

Mar 5, 2014
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Oldboy (2003)

Old Boy, Young Girl

Mar 6, 2014
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Oldboy (2013)

Forgot about Dae.

Mar 24, 2015
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Precious: Based On The Novel 'Push' By Sapphire (2009)

Rape victim steals chicken.

Mar 30, 2014
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Signs (2002)

Baseball has-been fights Alien.

Mar 6, 2014
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Sin City (2005)

Rodriguez paints town monochrome.

Mar 6, 2014
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Taxi Driver (1976)

Racist Cabbie saves whore.

Mar 5, 2014
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Ted (2012)

Magical bear snorts cocaine.

Mar 5, 2014
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There Will Be Blood (2007)

Mustached Man means business.

Feb 24, 2014
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Village, The (2004)

Village Idiots.

Feb 24, 2014
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Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)

Jonah works his azoff.

Mar 5, 2014
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