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Reviews by 'SwissArmyKnife'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
803
reviews published to date.
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray-go-round ride.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Psycho (1960)
Shampoo, rinse, STAB, rinse!
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Ding-dong plays ping-pong!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Demi laid, couple paid.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Soylent Green (1973)
Friends hard to swallow.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey's foe is Dafoe!
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Bambi (1942)
Bambi's mom becomes venison.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Clint paints town 'red'!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Padawan pokes political Padme.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Paternal paradox 'stumps' Skywalker!
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Driving Miss Bigot!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Philadelphia (1993)
Lawyer aides AIDS lawyer.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
MASH (1970)
Surgeons stage shower striptease.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Space Cowboys (2000)
The WRONG stuff!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Old Farts chase tart!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy animation 'Lightyears' ahead!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Sexpot Steenburgen squeezes Grape!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Powerful pumps protect protagonist.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Costner sleeping with 'Enemy'.
Mar 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Forever Young (1992)
Gibson plays ice cube.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Men In Black (1997)
Agents 'suited' for task!
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Passage To India, A (1984)
A passage to boredom.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock has adams apple!
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Alien 'Johns' fight monkeyboys!
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Age Of Consent (1969)
Mason molests another teenager.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Robocop (1987)
Welded Weller wields weapon!
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Soapdish (1991)
Soap within a soap.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Boyfriend 'urns' Dad's respect!
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Pirates Of Silicon Valley (1999)
Greedy Gates eats 'Apple'!
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Platoon (1986)
Tale of two Sergeants!
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster, Madeline make 'music'!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Neat, sweet, repeat feat!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Steerage treated like sewage.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Cells attack Welch's rack!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rollerball (1975)
'Roller Derby' meets 'Gladiator'.
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Crazy cabbie 'fares' badly.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Watership Down (1978)
Rabbit warren-ty expires!
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Wiest 'grooms' super snipper!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Philadelphia Experiment, The (1984)
Microwave ship cooks crew.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)
Drewling Barrymore, Mommy weirdest.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Soul Man (1986)
Al Jolson goes collegiate!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
'John-Boy' in space!
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Clone cop kills copies.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Carmen Jones (1954)
Bizet's Carmen with soul!
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cry-Baby (1990)
Delinquent Depp dates debutante.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Dental plan from hell!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
All About Eve (1950)
Ambitious Eve betrays Bette!
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Allies, Axis get tanked!
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Crazy/Beautiful (2001)
Disturbed Dunst, helpful Hernandez.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dish, The (2000)
Dish sheepishly monitors Moonies!
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Grifters, The (1990)
Citrus sack harms Huston.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
John Q (2002)
Heavy handed HMO bashing.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lonely Lady, The (1983)
Lonely Pia, empty theatres!
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Misfits, The (1961)
Gable plays Gay misfit.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
Crystal comedy gets 'old'.
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Fat felon manufactures marriage.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pawnbroker, The (1964)
Holocaust haunts ghetto pawnbroker.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rain Man (1988)
Savant memorizes phone book.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Cowboys (1972)
Duke drives cattle, kids.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Fake 'O', best show!
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Portman troubled by 'fives'.
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Circle Of Friends (1995)
Nan screws Jack, Benny.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Copycat (1995)
Serial killer training film.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cries And Whispers (1972)
Family disgrace, agonizing pace.
May 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Dave (1993)
Fake President, genuine heart.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Horny neighbor 'trims' Edward!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Free Willy (1993)
Big Willy, small tale.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Senator SEALs Demi's fate.
May 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Girl Most Likely To..., The (1973)
Ugly duckling, killer swan!
Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Heroes (1977)
Vietnam vet farms worms.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Julie Darling (1982)
Deranged daughter desires Dad.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Hanks spits, Geena splits!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Fanatic mutants hunt Heston.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Philadelphia (1993)
Brotherly-love city tested.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Peeper bags bad Burr.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
She-Devil (1989)
Fat wife gets revenge.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shrek (2001)
Ogres need love too.
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Brando bullies batty Blanche!
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman 'plants' Nuclear Man.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Tale Of Sweeney Todd, The (1998)
Barber Ben cleavers clients!
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Horny hick hollers rape.
May 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Bunny has speech impediment.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Big Combo, The (1955)
Diamond roughs up Mobster.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Sheriff takes self hostage!
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teen detention breaks tension.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Butterflies Are Free (1972)
Hawn humps blind neighbor.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Candy (1968)
Brando 'trips' with Candy.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Matlin 'speaks', William freaks.
Feb 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Drowning Mona (2000)
Midler murdered. Suspect: Town.
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner hosts baseball ghosts.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Patch Of Blue, A (1965)
Poitier patches girl's life.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
Illicit lovers 'time share'!
May 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Splash (1984)
Mermaid's name breaks glass!
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman (1978)
Torrid Teschmacher saves Superman!
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Tank (1984)
Son yanked, Garner 'tanked'!
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
THX 1138 (1971)
Numbered lovers screw, run.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Walk To Remember, A (2002)
West marries morbid Moore.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Will Penny (1968)
Aging cowhand, forbidden love.
Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Musical midgets map quest.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
Wicked role 'dogs' Close.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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