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Reviews by 'Hartley Hare'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
57
reviews published to date.
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Best actor computer generated.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Snow Dogs (2002)
Mush in every sense.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Hats pointy, film pointless.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
All Greeks to me.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Memo: Don't steal jewelry.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Stargate (1994)
Interstellar travel through polo.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Cheese allergy thwarts love.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Batman (1966)
Rubber shark mauls crusader.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Camelot (1967)
Singing in the armour.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
'Great Escape' with feathers.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
First Knight (1995)
Round table outacts Gere.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I, Robot (2004)
Cyborg murders Asimov classic.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride beats geriatric grasshopper.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Flying Circus reaches Tinseltown.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mummy, The (1999)
Indiana Jones with bandages.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Smouldering love on moorland.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
*batteries not included (1987)
First contact in slum.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Pinocchio with sugar frosting.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1989)
Keaton finally gets joke.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Saturday night Scientology turkey.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Cold war- wet nose.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Chocolate made in Heaven.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Final Destination (2000)
Death stalks crash survivors.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Victorian X-Men extraordinarily dull.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Jesus very naughty boy.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Transformers fight for Zion.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Wachowski brothers baffle world.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Thin mint provides blast.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Music Man, The (1962)
76 trombones- too many.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Greek duckling into swan.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Geldof demolishes mental Wall.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farmer founds force franchise.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Trekkie's tribbles get spears.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Story Of O, The (1975)
Swing O, sweet diplomat.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Bard Banderas butchers beowulf.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Classic Python sketches revisited.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney kills franchise- thanks!
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Llama saves dire cartoon.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Equilibrium (2002)
Pistol-packing calm clerics.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Evolution (2001)
'X-Files' meets Darwin.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Deaf guest speaks out.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Squeaky voices and plotlines.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Precious melted up mountain.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Remember Alamo? Similar plot.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Dreadlocked albinos menace Neo.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Minority Report (2002)
Optically triggered product placement.
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters go blue collar.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Arthur meets dead parrot.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Never Say Never Again (1983)
'Thunderball' without Broccoli magic.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
Americans win sugary war.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Railway Children, The (1970)
Train-waving children triumph.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Rainmaker, The (1997)
Drunk DeVito chases ambulances.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Cheer as Scrappy stuffed.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Spy Kids 2: The Island Of Lost Dreams (2002)
Gadgets vs digital monsters.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Twister (1996)
Wind variable, plot straightforward.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Foul flightless fowl foiled.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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What Women Want (2000)
Mysoginist Mel mind melds.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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