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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator terminates terminator terminator.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dead Ringers (1988)
Doctors operate, remove plot.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Riotous Chinese finger puzzler.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Jane Fonda teaches science.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, A (1966)
Singing slave sheds shackles.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
Cotton candy eats YOU!
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Steaming pile of Sith.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Tarzan, The Ape Man (1981)
Bo hot, plot not.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Yank yaps, Brits bit.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Somali insertion; Clinton cock-up.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Dead from the beginning.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Apocalypse allies peach diggers.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Uma stripped, Malkovich flipped.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Yakkers yammering yarns. Yawner.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Kooks outsmarted by nukes.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
King Kong (1976)
Swinger's fling brings wings.
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
King Kong (1933)
Strong wronged by throng.
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lover, The (1992)
March erect, dialogue limp.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Harmonica plays 'Sweet Revenge'.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Bombs until bombs drop.
Jul 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Player, The (1992)
Backlot back-slappers backstab back-scratchers.
Nov 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Gypsies gyp conniving cons.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Sinks before iceburg hits.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Worms fish for humans.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock socks Walk's jock.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Time twister tweaks twerp.
Jul 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Bedazzled (1967)
Cook cooks Moore's amor.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Belles Of St. Trinian's, The (1954)
Schoolgirls teach Rioting 101.
Jun 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Feathered friends frantically feast.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Scots plot long shot.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Demolition Man (1993)
Political correctness battles reality.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Falling Down (1993)
Male crumbles, tale stumbles.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Men In Black II (2002)
Aliens unearthed, mammalian mirth.
Jul 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Roberts enticed, impossible heist.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Producers, The (1968)
Hitler's high jinks uncurtained.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Robot Monster (1953)
Awful sci-fi. Awfully funny.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Big bugs slug thugs.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Shooters shoot the works.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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