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Reviews by 'zeike'
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with a total of
77
reviews published to date.
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Inception (2010)
Leo sleeps on job.
Aug 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(18)
King Kong (2005)
Naomi finds prime mate.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Made In Dagenham (2010)
Essex and the city.
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Aliens (1986)
Sigourney fries some eggs.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Avatar (2009)
Dances with Na'vi.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Frozen (2010)
Walker brrreaks a leg.
Sep 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Greenberg (2010)
Boo-hoolander.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reloaded with blank One.
Sep 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Social Network, The (2010)
Invading my space.
Oct 11, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)
When Hairy met Sullen.
Sep 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(8)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Stryker hampers Logan's run.
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Abyss, The (1989)
Waterlogged 'Close Encounters'.
Aug 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Battleship (2012)
Brine over brains.
May 21, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Yeoh desires Chow's sword.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Robin sums up Matt.
Sep 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(7)
TRON: Legacy (2010)
Beta than Tron.
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(7)
TRON: Legacy (2010)
Bridges over troubled data.
Dec 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Not so flash Gordon.
Oct 10, 2010
Unscored
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(7)
Animal Farm (1954)
Revolution: Orwell and good.
Oct 5, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Confessions of bourne killer.
Sep 30, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Devil (2010)
Shafted by Satan.
Sep 23, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Expendables, The (2010)
Expandables blow their pensions.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Ed becomes Pitt fighter.
Sep 19, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Consumerism takes a hit.
Sep 18, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Mr Nice (2010)
Romancing the stoned.
Oct 11, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (2010)
Haley earns his stripes.
Sep 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Puss In Boots (2011)
Once more, with feline.
May 22, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mostow tries, franchise dies.
Aug 19, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Town, The (2010)
Boston Tea-leaf party.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(6)
What To Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
Ovary simple conception
May 23, 2012
Unscored
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(6)
Avengers, The (2012)
Marvel at what Whedon.
May 21, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Cyrus (2010)
Reilly tries conquering Hill.
Sep 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Tumbling donnie the wormhole.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Gladiator (2000)
Roaming Crowe wins crowd.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Karate Kid, The (2010)
The Karate-lite Kid.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch dims Naomi's wattage.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Real Steel (2011)
C-3KO.
May 21, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Zombies of fourth kind.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Titanic (1997)
The love boat sinks.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Die Another Daycare.
Sep 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Denzel praises the road.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Expendables, The (2010)
The a-verAGE team.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Ghost Town (2008)
Dentist suffers dog breath.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Machete (2010)
The Mexican machete massacre.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Anderson hacks off Smith.
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Cruise's climb it change.
May 22, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Repo Men (2010)
Whitaker wants Law's organ.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen's errand up river.
Aug 18, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne to kick assets.
Oct 3, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne swims free-style.
Sep 28, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Crazies, The (2010)
Manic town shut down.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Back to the hangover.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo uses oracle antivirus.
Sep 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Other Guys, The (2010)
Will cops hit Mark?
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Skyline (2010)
The rise of mankind.
Sep 19, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Will wrestles feral cat.
Oct 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg, Conner get girl.
Aug 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Trainspotting (1996)
Renton chooses, Begbie loses.
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adventureland (2009)
Angst is fair game.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Freaks and Worthy greeks.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Halloween II (2009)
Myers speaks, sanity leaks.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Horde, La (2009)
Les zombies.
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Iron Man (2008)
Tony removes stark stane.
Oct 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Men In Black III (2012)
Suited, rebooted, humour refuted.
May 22, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Salt (2010)
Jolie's spy is wanted.
Aug 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Pilgrimage lasts seven rounds.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Speed (1994)
Payne's, trains, and automobiles.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Deathstrike takes a holiday.
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Raid: Redemption, The (2011)
Die Hard Boiled.
Jun 14, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Conners fight the future.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Arnie's back, but CGI'd.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie performs spy tasks.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey takes different direction.
Oct 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man vs 'Machine.
Oct 7, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Crew storm ahead. Perfection.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Shame (2011)
Tale in shlong island.
Jun 14, 2012
Unscored
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Shifty (2008)
Riz is real deal
May 29, 2012
Unscored
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