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Reviews by 'clay'

Current status of Movie deity with a total of 2765 reviews published to date.

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Great Debaters, The (2007)

Locution, locution, locution.

Nov 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (27)

Last Emperor, The (1987)

We hardly knew Yi.

Nov 19, 2008
Unscored

Vote (26)

Thief Of Bagdad, The (1924)

Caliph fornication.

Apr 2, 2011
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Vote (21)

Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)

Al Gore. A phobia?

Mar 30, 2010
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Vote (20)

Blow (2001)

Blinded by the White.

May 28, 2010
Unscored

Vote (17)

Nixon (1995)

Tricky Flick.

May 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (17)

Vagina Monologues, The (2002)

Thinking inside the box.

Nov 9, 2009
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Vote (17)

Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)

Ohm MG.

May 4, 2010
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Vote (17)

Color Of Money, The (1986)

Newman as roll model.

Sep 29, 2008
Unscored

Vote (16)

Cool As Ice (1991)

Recipe needs vanilla extract.

Apr 1, 2010
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Vote (16)

Matrix, The (1999)

I see data people.

Jun 18, 2010
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Vote (16)

This Is It (2009)

PreHearsal.

Jun 10, 2010
Unscored

Vote (15)

Breast Men (1997)

Rack leads to ruin.

Jun 13, 2010
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Vote (14)

Cast Away (2000)

Hanks makes another Splash.

Oct 7, 2008
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Vote (14)

Gremlins (1984)

H Two Uh-Oh.

Dec 29, 2009
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Vote (14)

Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)

Earth: I'm melting! MELTING!!!!

Nov 20, 2008
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Vote (14)

Insider, The (1999)

Peeking behind the smokescreen.

Dec 29, 2008
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Vote (14)

JFK (1991)

Death knell via knoll.

Nov 30, 2009
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Vote (14)

Rain Man (1988)

Script exercises autistic license.

Apr 4, 2009
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Vote (14)

What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

Woody's comedy gone Wong.

Mar 22, 2009
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Vote (14)

World Trade Center (2006)

Rubble-rousing rescue, NYC.

Dec 16, 2009
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Vote (14)

2012 (2009)

Interesting apocalyptic story ark.

Nov 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (13)

Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Measurements: 396-264-396.

Jan 1, 2010
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Vote (13)

Babe (1995)

Herd about That Pig?

Oct 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

The Hills are ajive.

Oct 1, 2010
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Vote (13)

Birds, The (1963)

Caw-tionary tale.

Nov 30, 2009
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Vote (13)

Let It Be (1970)

Johndiced, aPauling, Georgantuan Ringoff.

Mar 1, 2009
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Vote (13)

M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell And Amen (1983)

Alda quaintness be forgot?

Mar 28, 2010
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Vote (13)

Shine (1996)

Flight of the Bumblebrain.

Apr 22, 2009
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Vote (13)

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)

Ratatouille without the atouille.

May 30, 2009
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Vote (13)

Amputating A Leg (1902)

Lopsided plot; uneven finish.

Jan 19, 2010
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Vote (12)

Away We Go (2009)

Preggers CAN be Choosers.

Feb 21, 2011
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Vote (12)

Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)

Pfeiffer: Baby Grand babe.

Nov 16, 2009
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Vote (12)

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)

Ether-real desert journey.

May 3, 2010
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Vote (12)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Gollum pays fissure price.

Sep 2, 2009
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Vote (12)

Religulous (2008)

Blasfunnous.

Oct 8, 2008
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Vote (12)

S1m0ne (2002)

Pacino as code-dependent.

Nov 2, 2009
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Vote (12)

School Of Rock, The (2003)

Rock of UnderAges.

Jan 14, 2010
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Vote (12)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Post-Mortem Psychology 101.

May 19, 2009
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Vote (12)

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

Rupees or not rupees?

Jan 5, 2009
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Vote (12)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Bucket, Yoda has kicked.

Jul 30, 2010
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Vote (12)

Stepford Wives, The (2004)

Hubby-pleasin'? No-brain her.

Jan 6, 2010
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Vote (12)

Tigger Movie, The (2000)

Rubber-topped, spring-bottomed one-of-a-kind feline.

Nov 10, 2009
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Vote (12)

Tower Of Pisa, The (2002)

A List structure.

Jun 8, 2010
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Vote (12)

United 93 (2006)

Ad hoc antiterrorism unit.

Nov 29, 2009
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Vote (12)

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Marty, wildeyed; Gene, Wildereyed.

Dec 23, 2008
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Vote (12)

Addams Family, The (1991)

Gomez: corn on macabre.

Dec 29, 2009
Unscored

Vote (11)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Houston, we've got drama.

Nov 20, 2008
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Vote (11)

Beautiful Mind, A (2001)

Equational paranoia plagues theorist.

Mar 25, 2009
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Vote (11)

Cold Mountain (2003)

Gray Jude.

Jun 12, 2010
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Vote (11)

Crow, The (1994)

Carrion my wayward son.

Dec 29, 2009
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Vote (11)

Dahmer (2002)

'People . . . who eat people . . '

Mar 20, 2010
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Vote (11)

Deliverance (1972)

Banjo accompanies wrecked rectum.

Oct 27, 2008
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Vote (11)

Descendants, The (2011)

Clooney's wife leis comatose.

Nov 29, 2011
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Vote (11)

Firm, The (1993)

Law Partner-In-Crime.

Oct 8, 2009
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Vote (11)

Fly, The (1986)

Teleportative transfer turns tragic.

Nov 30, 2009
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Vote (11)

Hours, The (2002)

Authorship makes women plain.

Jul 8, 2009
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Vote (11)

La Bamba (1987)

Valens' fortune skyrockets, plummets.

Jul 16, 2010
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Vote (11)

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Grandpa posthumously unmasks hypocrisy.

Jan 12, 2010
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Vote (11)

Paper Moon (1973)

Smokin' daughter outacts Dad.

Oct 7, 2008
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Vote (11)

Quantum Of Solace (2008)

Grieving Bond, un-M-powered.

Oct 26, 2009
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Vote (11)

Rocket Gibraltar (1988)

Funeral stars Burnt Lancaster.

Jun 9, 2009
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Vote (11)

Simpsons Movie, The (2007)

Dome. Mess. TICK.... Violins!

May 24, 2009
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Vote (11)

Sound Of Music, The (1965)

Melodious former nun Austriacized.

Aug 1, 2009
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Vote (11)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Anakin: The Darth Knight.

Feb 22, 2009
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X-Men (2000)

Magneto finds Wolverine attractive.

Nov 9, 2008
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Vote (11)

Yearling, The (1946)

Deer to our hearts.

Sep 18, 2010
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127 Hours (2010)

Extrication leaves canyoneer stumped.

Feb 3, 2011
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Vote (10)

Barefoot Contessa, The (1954)

Ava: Maria.

Aug 25, 2010
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Vote (10)

Brave One, The (2007)

Jodie, jury and executioner.

Mar 27, 2010
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Vote (10)

Broadcast News (1987)

Holly Gonightly.

Aug 29, 2010
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Vote (10)

Collateral (2004)

Meter, body count running.

Feb 20, 2009
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Vote (10)

Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)

One-car demo derby.

Nov 9, 2009
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Vote (10)

Edison, The Man (1940)

Was his mom Necessity?

Apr 14, 2010
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Vote (10)

Fast And The Furious, The (2001)

Nitrous guys finish first.

Nov 12, 2010
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Vote (10)

Groundhog Day (1993)

Februweary second, positively loopy.

Aug 19, 2009
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Vote (10)

Hannibal (2001)

Liotta rendered open-minded.

Jul 14, 2009
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Vote (10)

Harold And Maude (1971)

New wrinkle on romance.

Oct 21, 2008
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Vote (10)

History Of The Joke (2008)

Stop me if you've--.

Aug 9, 2010
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Vote (10)

Impotence (1975)

I see dud peepee.

Feb 19, 2012
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Vote (10)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Iron Man triathlon.

May 28, 2010
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Vote (10)

Lakeview Terrace (2008)

To Serve And Harass.

Oct 10, 2008
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Vote (10)

Lost In Translation (2003)

Japan's star-crossed nonlovers.

Dec 6, 2008
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Vote (10)

Midnight In Paris (2011)

Thirtysomething visits the twentysomethings.

Jun 5, 2011
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Norma Rae (1979)

A Sally into unionization.

Dec 29, 2009
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Snatch (2000)

Brad speaks fluent Jabbernese.

Apr 8, 2010
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Soloist, The (2009)

Calm him: Mellow Cello.

Oct 6, 2009
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Sting, The (1973)

Scam sandwich on Wry.

Oct 6, 2008
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Story Of Cement, The (1978)

Inconsistencies smoothed over cohesively.

May 6, 2010
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Them! (1954)

Ants defy humans, physics.

Sep 10, 2009
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Vote (10)

TRON: Legacy (2010)

Rebooty Call.

Apr 29, 2010
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Walkabout (1971)

Whodidgeridunit.

Mar 10, 2011
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Amadeus (1984)

F. Murray--F Major.

Nov 19, 2008
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Vote (9)

American, The (2010)

Clooney sets sights whoreward.

Sep 10, 2010
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Apollo 13 (1995)

Moon: Lovell playing field.

Feb 21, 2009
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Army Of Darkness (1992)

Ash is two Ashes.

Jun 15, 2010
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Blob, The (1958)

Do not goo gentle.

Mar 11, 2010
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Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)

Third Hairball from sun.

May 26, 2011
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Hustler, The (1961)

Gleason, Newman straight shooters.

Oct 5, 2008
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Last Airbender, The (2010)

Air. Fire. Water. Bullshit.

Jul 28, 2010
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