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Reviews by 'Sablicious'
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Movie fan
with a total of
30
reviews published to date.
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I Am Legend (2007)
I Am Poor Movie.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Re'load' of (pretty) rubbish!
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
City Of Life And Death (2009)
Samurai scums' sino slaughter.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Heat (1995)
Don't touch Al's TV!
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shortbus (2006)
High protein homebrew.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The Furlong before stumbling.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Zombies can GROW brains!
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 1/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Biological prejudice; synthetic empathy.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Blame it on Marilyn.
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Horseback homos' hidden herum.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Spielberg conducts Dreyfuss' opus.
Dec 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Command Performance (2009)
Underaged's aging mercenary muscle.
Dec 29, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Expendables, The (2010)
No Damme? Know wonder.
Dec 29, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Inception (2010)
Team within a dream.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Invasion, The (2007)
Kidman bores to sleep.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Sam kneels to lizards.
Jan 11, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Magua tiger uppercuts invaders.
Dec 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Li hates racists too.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)
Fascism's human side exposed.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
'Revol'ting cash-in.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 2/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Bardem boasts boredom beautifully.
Jan 4, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Wahlberg wistfully washed away.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Rocky IV (1985)
Drago versus druggo.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Shooter (2007)
Wahlberg handles weapon again.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Sicko (2007)
Rich, richer. Poor, sicker.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Sicko (2007)
Socialism scarey. Capitalism sickening!
Nov 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Virgin dork's lycra fetish.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Jabba 'wankad' by Leia.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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The Matrix (1999)
Pill poppers see green.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Transformers (2007)
Shiny scrap metal schlock.
Jan 19, 2011
Scored 2/5
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