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Reviews by 'cjd'
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with a total of
215
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Affleck's barman bores beauties.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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300 (2006)
Hunchback turncoat betrays countrymen.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Flying fox? Flying DeLorean!
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff's baseball betting scam?
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Badlands (1973)
Dakota Plains spawn massacre.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Monty Python's Spying Circle.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Monty Python's Orwellian Circus.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brazil (1985)
Bureaucrat pays ultimate Pryce.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brick (2005)
Gordon-Levitt's schoolboy sleuthing.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Enchanted forest flummoxes fraudsters.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's blond ambition.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Chaplin (1992)
Bob's a right charlie.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Cameron, lucy, drew blanks.
Jul 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Cameron diazzles at disco.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Angels wash car seductively.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Dalziel the droog.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Cloverfield (2008)
Camcorder captures monster rampage.
Feb 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Cock And Bull Story, A (2005)
Coogan narrates birth tale.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Cock And Bull Story, A (2005)
Shandy's warriors.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Rachel's unwise African relations.
May 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Africa - pharmaceutical guinea pig.
May 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Daredevil (2003)
Bennifer fight irish marksman.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel trips into past.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Deja Vu (2006)
Washington revisits New Orleans.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Derailed (2005)
Clive gets central perk.
Jul 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Derailed (2005)
Jen's unfriendly con trick.
Jul 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Ugly duckling demoralises Meryl.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal siblings' mad world.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Frodo - lord of remembering.
May 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Everything Is Illuminated (2005)
Elijah's Jewish family trail.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Everything Is Illuminated (2005)
Wood's Ukranian ring quest.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Evolution (2001)
Alien's anti-dandruff enema.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Literature fuels the fire.
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore's anti-war cry.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Brad's subliminal performance.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Norton attends AA.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Meatloaf's moobs suffocate Ed.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Iwo Jima poster boys.
Dec 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Clint's suribachi cause celebre.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Freedomland (2006)
Infanticide sparks race riots.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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From Hell (2001)
Johnny stalks masonic Ripper.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Williams cares for caretaker.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Gosford Park (2001)
Poisoned chalice of tea.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Gosford Park (2001)
Servants' sexy shenanigans.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Hannibal (2001)
Lobotomist's cook book.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Potter grows gills.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter trains schoolboy army.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Potter's magic education.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Werewolf working at Hogwarts.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Office boy tim's odyssey.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Bad Boys 3: swansong.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Somerset- 51st police state.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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I Spy (2002)
Owen babysits wiseass boxer.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Inside Man (2006)
Clive's mystery bank job.
Aug 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Interpreter, The (2005)
Bi-lingual Kidman's assassination coup.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Irresistible (2006)
Sarandon stalks her stalker.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws meets cable guy.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
Brody bunch outwit fish.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Jeepers Creepers II (2003)
Bat javelinned by jocks.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Jeepers Creepers II (2003)
Scarecrow scares school stereotypes.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
Thrillseekers seek lost son.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
T-rex prey not predator.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Kalifornia (1993)
Brad's pitiful murder game.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride and vengeful justice.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Remaining vipers wiped out.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Actor mistaken for gangster.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986)
Gulliver's Japanese travels.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Anti-dictatorial doctor's brave heart.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Finding Nemo's catamaran.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Golfing exorcises Damon's demons.
Feb 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Less Than Zero (1987)
Bangles score downey's downer.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Ugly duckling pageant satire.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo blinded by Revelations.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Oracle & architect reunited.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Pugilist . . . paraplegic . . . passed away.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Abrams rabbit foot MacGuffin.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Nicole can-can't sing.
Aug 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kylie keeps spirits up.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Absinthe-fuelled psychedelic nightmares.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch's lesbian reality dream.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Trans-Siberian ammassed murderers.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Japanese siblings re-imagine Harvey.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Keanu navigates sleepy River.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Vote pedro t-shirt campaign.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Dynamite dancing - auditorium explodes.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Night At The Museum (2006)
Unnatural history unnaturally resuscitates.
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Futuristic dictators rewrite history.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Schoolmistress turns emotional blackmailer.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Number 23, The (2007)
Number obsession masks murder.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Clooney ruins pacino's casinos.
Aug 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Office Space (1999)
Hypnotist fatally hypnotises himself.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Workplace slacker garners promotion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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On A Clear Day (2005)
Lardin' it, Glasgow style.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Psycho's family photo wallpaper.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Ben's a baseball gunner.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Geoffrey rushes aging process.
Jan 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Plunkett & Macleane (1999)
Dandy & randy highwaymen.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Princess Mononoke (1997)
Anti-deforestation eco-fable.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Broke broker banks billions.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Fresh prince / fresh broke.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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