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Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) |
| 32 reviews |
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Film rated 2.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.4 / 5)
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| Cage enjoys Mediterranean Cruz. |
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| Another Italian faking injury. |
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| Cage courts Cephalonian Cruz. |
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| Corelli enters Cruz, withdraws. |
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| Cage sentimentalises Corelli's passions. |
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| Captain Corelli's catastrophic casting. |
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| Captain Corelli's speech impediment. |
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| Dodgy wop accent Nicholas. |
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| Cruz: PHAT Greek Shedding. |
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| Hollywood's soulless 'Mediterraneo' clone. |
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| Madden's disappointing Berni�res adaptation. |
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| Cage channels Chico Marx. |
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| Caged Italian defends Greece. |
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| Italians, novel, savagely massacred. |
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| Italian Captain's Cephalonian interlude. |
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| Cage (Corelli) courts Cruz. |
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| Cage's accent hysterically awful. |
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| Travesty of Berni�re's novel. |
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| Linguistics for mentally declined. |
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| Cage Italian, Cruz Greek? |
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| Cage plucks pouting Penelope. |
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| Italians enjoy island cruz. |
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| Brochure with ludicrous accents. |
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