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Reviews by 'Bavvy'
Current status of
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with a total of
984
reviews published to date.
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Robocop (1987)
Cop literally screwed up.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(27)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Writers: Intelligence penalty -5 ?
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(27)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Die Harderererer.
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda's walking stick pointless!
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude pissed about rug.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Stand By Me (1986)
Four kids and funeral.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
50 First Dates (2004)
Love at 50th sight.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Cool As Ice (1991)
White men can't rap.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Howard The Duck (1986)
How a duck sucks.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Robots (2005)
Bolt and the beautiful.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Top Pun.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Army not for pussies.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
I Am Sam (2001)
'Rain Man', but worse.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
This Is It (2009)
Dead moon walking.
Nov 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fight Club (1999)
Bored men kick ass.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Ransom (1996)
Gibsons' kid kidnapper kidded.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Ape escapes anal anguish.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Road Trip (2000)
Dude, where's my video?
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Running Man (1987)
Arnie steals show. Literally!
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Beavis, Butthead do history?
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
White Chicks (2004)
Blondes from da hood.
Nov 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
A-Team, The (2010)
Close, but no cigar.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Deep Impact (1998)
Rock. Earth. Boom. Yawn.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Schoolboys desperately need hobby.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Porky's (1982)
Very odd shower knob.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
First Bush to rule.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Cupid uses heavy missiles.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
When Nielsen was funny.
Jun 21, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Pin-ups end in gutter.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Race overrated, trilogy embarrassed.
Oct 5, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Whoopi addicted to habit.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Black Book (2006)
Verhoeven's piece de resistance.
Aug 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Philadelphia (1993)
Sick gay gets fired.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ginger girl, gross gown.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Megma.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Shark Tale (2004)
Fresh Fish of Bel-Air.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
This Is It (2009)
Not Bad.
Nov 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Classic dead bird joke.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce can't die hard.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
When Sally discovered internet.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Beorn again!
Oct 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
The Matrix (1999)
Keanu Reeves gets downloaded.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Zohan the Barber-ian.
Aug 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Gayniggers From Outer Space (1992)
Men in Black Men.
Apr 2, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hype better than movie.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Title only witty part.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Mean Girls (2004)
Lindsay screws Plastic bimbos.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Ghost (1990)
Unfinished sympathy.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
8 Mile (2002)
White men can't rap.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Kids dress up worm.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Hicks don't like chicks.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman has multiple off-days.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop has trouble listening.
Apr 20, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Fletch (1985)
Chase absolute career high.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
'Kramer vs. Kramer', extreme!
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Nordic nerd likes lesbians.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Queen songs save movie.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Whore That Wouldn't Die, The (2006)
Imm-whore-tal.
May 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
White man good. Ugh.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Outbreak (1995)
US authorities go ape.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Die Harderererer.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Summer in the city.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Three clowns with guns.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Knight Rider (2012)
New KITT in town.
Jul 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Top Gun (1986)
Hormones faster than sound.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Bernie (2011)
Black, widow.
Oct 28, 2014
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Wanda eaten by Kline.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Fraser plays Neanderthaler... again!
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Roman guard corrects graffiti.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Cherry popped, berries eaten.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Chubby chick cries constantly.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna in another flop.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Downfall (2004)
Commies come, cause comeuppance.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Like Father, Like Son (1987)
Samwise outplays Dudley Moore.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Michiel De Ruyter (2015)
The unsinkable happens.
Jul 10, 2015
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Awakenings (1990)
Audience needs same medicine.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
The Muppets on drugs.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
First Blood (1982)
Dude kills entire army.
Jan 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin breeds, loses genitals.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
This Is It (2009)
Show can't go on.
Nov 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Together (2000)
Swedish meatheads.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
War Games (1983)
Brat pack hack attack.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ghost (1990)
Lesbian sex with Swayze?
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Negative man develops.
Jun 8, 2014
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Witches can be bitches.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Bundy vs. Burgundy.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Missing more than Mojo.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Deep Throat (1972)
90 minute blowjob movie.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
No dodge, no glory!
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
Suck my cook.
Jan 22, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Rubber face tests patience.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Airplane! (1980)
Singing nun kills girl.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
Bieberography.
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Predator (1987)
Two Governors, one alien.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Home Alone (1990)
Brat outwits retarded criminals.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Pope's Toilet, The (2007)
Holy seat!
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Surrogates (2009)
Bruce Willis gets real.
Jul 31, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Twins (1988)
Arnie finds superior brother.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Zoolander (2001)
More looks than laughs.
Oct 5, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Losers dodge hostile takeover.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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