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Octopussy

(1983)
61 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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Connery got better Pussy.
Downtown 
  Vote (12)   
Bond eats Miss Mauds.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (7)   
New cutting edge yo-yo.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Galore was better Pussy.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (6)   
Moore gets more pussy.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Faberge eggs Bond on.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (6)   
One 'pussy Bond avoids.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (6)   
Khan't take any Moore.
Greystone 
  Vote (4)   
Clownish Bond defuses bomb.
rri1 
  Vote (3)   
Blue rings of death.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Eight arms, nine lives.
dlanod 
  Vote (3)   
Bond disarms Octopussy.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
James of the jungle.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Cat-o-eight tale!
Yenser 
  Vote (3)   
Get it India, Bond.
fisk 
  Vote (2)   
Bond gets Berkoffed.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Bond saw saw coming.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Party Clown arrives dead.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Bond in crocodile mock.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Circus Bond enjoys contortionist.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Double-0 what a circus!
demonic 
  Vote (2)   
Bond gets croc(ced).
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Bond's egg, NATO's peril.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (1)   
Fake Faberge, femme fatale.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Double Oeuf Seven.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Old Moore pussy-wipped!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Bond Khan kill.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Tentacles seduce old testacles.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
8 arms, no 'Bond'ness.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
007, Octo, 009.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Faberge Eggs on Bond.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Amritraj practises his swing.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Bond's foe excessively armed.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Bond becomes 'game'.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Poached Faberge egg Delhicious!
Mortival 
  Vote (1)   
Bond poaches egg.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Octopuss(y) nearly strangles Bond.
RizzoJaws2002 
  Vote (1)   
Moore Bond clowning around.
Andrew 
  Vote (1)   
Bond gets jungle fever.
Mossdef 
  Vote    
Bond ups sexist moniker.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Roger is a clown.
Blackmoon 
  Vote    
Bond faces female smorgasboard.
Yonbear 
  Vote    
Feme-fatalle, Bond clown.
keeffe 
  Vote    
Bond gets some pussy.
knoops 
  Vote    
Bond gets eight girls.
Legolas999 
  Vote    
Bond joins the circus.
the2ndHare 
  Vote    
Bond follows expensive egg.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Horse's ass disguises mini-jet.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bond wing walks.
jinx 
  Vote    
Bonds Mercedes off rails.
sidekick bobin 
  Vote    
Bond makes tiger SIT!
redalfa147 
  Vote    
Bond goes to Delhi.
veloc 
  Vote    
Bond's such a clown.
thadmoore 
  Vote    
Spy saves the circus.
Ken 
  Vote    
Adams: pussy in cahoots.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Girl with octopus tattoo.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Celluloid's most celebrated cephalopod.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Bond averts insane Khanage.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Hunted Bond aggravates Kamal.
Markandlain 
  Vote    
Roger rogers new Pussy.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Moore's spicy Indian takeout.
Dicky 
  Vote    
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