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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

(2002)
235 reviews
Film rated 3.7 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.6 / 5)
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Welcome back, Potter.
The General 
  Vote (21)   
When Harry Met Scaly.
Nibbles 
  Vote (21)   
Owl be back.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (18)   
Boy investigates hidden snake.
demonic 
  Vote (16)   
Harry speaks: forked tongue!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (15)   
When Harry Met Dobby ...
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
Now an octave lower.
Mark8884 
  Vote (14)   
Dobby: Gollum with manners.
randall 
  Vote (14)   
Wizard dresses like Goyle.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (13)   
Harry empties Chamber Pot.
duh 
  Vote (11)   
Serpentine Plot Puzzles Potter.
ragingfluff 
  Vote (11)   
Harry and the Henderson.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Mages numb: forces investigation.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Sudden death chess match.
bife 
  Vote (10)   
Wizards, moans. Diary, too.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (10)   
Potter stabs bloody book.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (9)   
Ron has trouble spelling.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (9)   
Dobby, Harry.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (8)   
Weasley had Fawlty wand.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
Dobby: guileless house elf.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Voldemort frames giant spider!
msp0 
  Vote (7)   
Surrey - Hogwarts via Anglia.
Rovark 
  Vote (7)   
Riddle written in diary.
turrell 
  Vote (7)   
Dobby deserves a sock.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (7)   
Chamber Potter.
vonsteck 
  Vote (7)   
Harry, Ron meet Shelob.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Basilisk dentistry reduces Riddle.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (6)   
Ron admires Hermione's tail.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Wizard frees masochistic elf.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Loos, tongues. Sink shifts.
boydegg 
  Vote (6)   
Hermione is bored stiff.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Harris says Farewell, Harry.
ragingfluff 
  Vote (6)   
Dobby not quite Jar-jarring.
dlanod 
  Vote (6)   
Meddling kids solve Riddle.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Weasley's car crashes website.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Moaning Myrtle, Tree.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Snakey fang hurts Harry.
msp0 
  Vote (5)   
Harry plays with snake.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Dobby: Funny Serkis clone.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Harry getsssssss new voice.
jinx 
  Vote (5)   
Harry does elf service.
Chris C 
  Vote (5)   
Myrtle moans all alone.
silly 
  Vote (5)   
Wizard whacks big snake.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (4)   
Dobby = Jar Jar + Gollum.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Hermione, pot in loo.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Dr. Potter, Mr. Goyle.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Boys invade girls bathroom.
RockGolf 
  Vote (4)   
Potter's in the shitter.
Downtown 
  Vote (4)   
Harris's final magical performance.
Heather 
  Vote (4)   
Harry finds Riddle book.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Columbus discovers nothing new.
shoon 
  Vote (4)   
Parseltongue Harry's petrifying problem.
Pokernose 
  Vote (3)   
Pubescent boy's HUGE snake!
RedKate 
  Vote (3)   
Dobby owes licensing fees.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Harry hangs with hobbit.
Tori 
  Vote (3)   
Potter 3, Voldemort 0.
PK9 
  Vote (3)   
Harry gets into book.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Potter's Rowling into Chamber.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Harry visits Aragog's website.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Parseltongue Potter pounds python.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Voldemort's past a Riddle.
PK9 
  Vote (3)   
Harry Potter, scary potty.
Kariia 
  Vote (3)   
Her-meow-ne.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Snake awakes, makes mistakes.
silly 
  Vote (3)   
Potter dissolves Riddle.
Face 
  Vote (3)   
Harry Pott2r.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (3)   
Wizzzzzaaard sssspeeeaks toooo ssssssnaaaakessssssss.
vonsteck 
  Vote (3)   
Dobby's efforts perplex Potter.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Sir Nicholas 'stoned' literally.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Jenny unwittingly unleashes Basilisk.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Potter foils Malfoy's plot.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Harry 2, Voldermort 0.
Mark Somers 
  Vote (2)   
Ron scared by spiders.
kather*ne 
  Vote (2)   
Stabbed book runneth over.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Potter in the potty.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Harry solves Tom's Riddle.
PK9 
  Vote (2)   
Harry stabs Slitherin snake.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Branagh = Most smiley wizard.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Chamber of Secrets = Lavatory?
Heather 
  Vote (2)   
Wizard opens whizzer.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (2)   
Chamber pot holds secrets.
Stalean 
  Vote (2)   
Harris dies avoiding sequel.
zero 
  Vote (2)   
Basilisk Snake snatches girl.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Weasley's mouthful of slug.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Older Harry, younger Voldemort.
reffbo 
  Vote (2)   
Ginny Potty for Potter.
Alex the Kidd 
  Vote (1)   
Hermione harrasses Moaning Myrtle.
JP 
  Vote (1)   
Snakes, moans, vanishing bones.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Harry unravels old Riddle.
BabyBear 
  Vote (1)   
Harris' last Dumbledore appearance.
Dust Puppy 
  Vote (1)   
Voldemort's Riddle not funny.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Bathroom ghost girl squeals.
alma 
  Vote (1)   
Magical kids win again.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Harry solves Voldemort Riddle.
velvet rope 
  Vote (1)   
Harry improves second year.
Azelma 
  Vote (1)   
Harry sees dead people.
Anonymous  
  Vote (1)   
Ghost Girl haunts Hogwarts.
Jered 
  Vote (1)   
Puberty for wiz kids.
Joshua 
  Vote (1)   
Franchise keeps kids spellbound.
Stacky 
  Vote (1)   
Synchronised spiders supply solution.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (1)   
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