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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Luke's terrible foe pa.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Father of the Jedied
TitanPa 
  Vote    
Han gets Leia-d, finally!
NYLancelot 
  Vote (2)   
Darth do them part.
koudy 
  Vote (7)   
Falcon & snow, man.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Luke cold. Han colder.
Sludge 
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Ford placed on layaway.
Sludge 
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1980 Ford repossessed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Lando gets Han's job.
koudy 
  Vote (9)   
Millenium Falcon- bad 'Lando'ing
koudy 
  Vote (6)   
5ith strikes back.
koudy 
  Vote (4)   
Darth Fadduh.
lioneltwain 
  Vote    
Like Vader Like Son.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Luke learns parental lesson.
kolo 
  Vote    
5tar War5.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Yoda: wizard of Oz.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
Wookie Blue.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
R2-D2 miraculously repairs hyperdrive.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Leia's riding Solo.
Bames 
  Vote (4)   
Dad, the inhaler.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (10)   
Vader: Who's your daddy?!
Canklefish 
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Give Luke a hand!
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Cold Han, cold Hoth.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (6)   
Luke gives Yoda piggybacks.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Chewie reassembles C-3P0.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Han navigates asteroid field.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Han becomes carbon-frozen popsicle.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Swamp-dwelling muppet trains Jedi.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Darth Vader claims paternity.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Annoying, Yoda's syntax is.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Leia doesn't trust Lando.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Lando betrays Han, Leia.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Skywalker crash-lands on Dagobah.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Intrigue in Cloud City.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Lando is space-age Judas.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Luke needs prosthetic hand.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Severed Hand Luke.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Han: 'scruffy-looking nerf-herder'.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Solo captured; Boba fetes.
chris1138 
  Vote (2)   
Clash of the Tauntauns.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Han-some pirate gets frozen.
durianfan 
  Vote (1)   
Hand Solo.
djw1973 
  Vote (3)   
Jedi's handshake temporarily disappears.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Skywalker left empty-handed.
pizza 
  Vote (6)   
Lineage lucidity, limb lost.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Saber fight: Wristy Business.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Luke's Solo Career.
CaptainChaos 
  Vote (1)   
'Take my hand, Dad!'.
Mortival 
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Dark Darth = dicey dad.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Jabba gives Boba job.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Like father, Luke son.
rabid kazook 
  Vote (18)   
Luke's faux paw.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Yoda Trains Luke.
soysauce 
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Who's Yoda(ddy)?
Andy 
  Vote (1)   
Han, So Cold.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
Tauntaun's insides smell bad.
Andy 
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Skywalker siblings' shocking smooch.
Pete 
  Vote (1)   
Leia's love is Solo.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Vader scrubs rebel scum.
zum 
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Darth Vader: Child Abuse.
Mr. Dutch 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda, C3PO are backpackers.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (4)   
C3PO gets travel sized.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (2)   
Everyone's colder - Han especially.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (3)   
Second movie. Episode five?
nokenwari 
  Vote (1)   
Han made iced: Boba.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Bounty hunter's Fett-ish.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Han handed to Boba.
Chris C 
  Vote (5)   
Luke loses Han-d.
Jamin 
  Vote (1)   
Luke experiences force, kin.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
No(-oooo!) hand Luke.
tonio 
  Vote (12)   
Stilted, Yoda's speech is.
calmer 
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Vader wins Han's down.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Chewie gets new co-pilot.
Ali 
  Vote (14)   
Lando: Traitor for Vader!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Vader's five-finger discount.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Luke goes hands-free.
demonic 
  Vote (15)   
Solo becomes collectible figurine.
Ralph 
  Vote (2)   
Fett finds flyboy, freezes.
alvin2 
  Vote (1)   
Carbonated Solo.
Grub 
  Vote (2)   
Muppet gets piggyback ride.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Vader: Good Luke Hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (15)   
Imperial father, Luke hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Yoda better learn(ing), Luke!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Dad amputates son's hand.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Force one from Dagaba.
stroll 
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Luke returns, less hand-some.
Greystone 
  Vote (4)   
Luke returns slightly uglier.
Greystone 
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Farmboy snogs own sister.
Ali 
  Vote (11)   
Han uses 'steroids.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
A muppet Yoda is.
Greystone 
  Vote (5)   
Yoda sits on Luke.
Greystone 
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Han knows he's loved.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Hamill back. Nose squashed.
Greystone 
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Han plays (asteroid) field.
Greystone 
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D. Vad(er) Hassles Hoth.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Vader's sabre severs shaker.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Muppet shows Luke ropes.
Face 
  Vote (3)   
Luke hopes asthma non-heriditary.
Face 
  Vote (8)   
Luke's dark lineage disclosed.
gothhenge 
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What Lucas Hoth wrought.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (25)   
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