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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Fett finds Falcon fugitives.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Luke's predicament is severe(d).
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Leia gives Han job.
randall 
  Vote (51)   
Luke tries, Yoda does.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Boba gets Han job.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (25)   
Luke can't handle lineage.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Anakin and a kin.
GHcool 
  Vote (15)   
Yoda mounts Luke's back.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Luke receives evil hand.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Han made bronze figure.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
No hand Luke.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (18)   
Luke. Pa. No hand.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (69)   
Vader defeats Luke Southpaw.
Dante 
  Vote    
Luke handed a lesson.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Spoiler! Vader's Luke's father!
Falken 
  Vote (4)   
Darth Vader- abusive father.
Ken 
  Vote    
Father's Dark Side revealed.
Dante 
  Vote    
Han gets Leia'd.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Tauntaun set to defrost.
Paddy C 
  Vote (8)   
Luke given a hand!
rri1 
  Vote (9)   
Force gained, Ford's lost.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Jedi kisses his sister.
Jymkata 
  Vote (2)   
Oedipus fails killing father.
Sheriff 
  Vote    
Rebellion: 1, Empire: 1.
crystalrain 
  Vote (3)   
Holding Han. Clutching wrist.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Han, hand go missing.
Yukon 
  Vote (4)   
Walking tanks appallingly vulnerable.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (5)   
Clash of the Tauntauns.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Luke goes hands-free.
demonic 
  Vote (15)   
Luke snuggles with intestines.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Muppet shows Luke ropes.
Face 
  Vote (3)   
Skywalker left empty-handed.
pizza 
  Vote (6)   
Muppet trains young jedi.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Skywalker loses ambidexterity capability.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (1)   
Vader amputates Luke's lover.
J.R. 
  Vote (2)   
Hands off, Hamill's best.
Pokernose 
  Vote (1)   
Lose hand, gain father.
radworld 
  Vote (1)   
Muppet becomes personal trainer.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (4)   
Hoth hell in flurry.
fio 
  Vote    
Lando, Leia hold han...
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Swamp dweller teaches youngster.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Luke swamped with schoolwork.
Larry B 
  Vote (8)   
Yoda force feeds Luke.
toonbug 
  Vote (5)   
Anakin abuses only son.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Singlehandedly stuffs TV reception.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Wookie Blue.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Falcon & snow, man.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Plot frozen in carbonite.
Peter W 
  Vote (1)   
Solo tries to Leia.
Distant Angel 
  Vote (5)   
Hamlet reincarnated into Luke.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Brother and sister kiss.
Agressor 
  Vote (2)   
'Father' cliche is born.
Comfortably Numb 
  Vote (2)   
Boba fetches Han.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (2)   
Give Dad a hand!
Turducken 
  Vote (1)   
Han takes a nap.
Skip 
  Vote (1)   
Leia's riding Solo.
Bames 
  Vote (4)   
A galaxy father away.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Jabba gives Boba job.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Rebels on the run.
crystalrain 
  Vote    
The rebellion strikes out.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (1)   
Surprising foe pa.
noncentz 
  Vote (55)   
Dead tauntaun keeps Lukewarm.
Sludge 
  Vote (22)   
Skywalker almost becomes Hothsicle.
Markandlain 
  Vote (7)   
Metal elephant trips up.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote (2)   
Luke's hand Jedi-son'ed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Learn grammar, Yoda must.
Dust Puppy 
  Vote (20)   
Like Vader Like Son.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Son refuses parental support.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (4)   
Solo betrayed. So low!
risingstar1919 
  Vote (2)   
Vicious snowman deforms Luke.
mucklady 
  Vote (1)   
'Take my hand, Dad!'.
Mortival 
  Vote    
Skywalker trains. Friends run.
antibody 
  Vote (1)   
Solo needs new mechanic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (6)   
Luke back in anger.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (99)   
Vader's paternity pledge doubted.
beluga 
  Vote (1)   
Luke suffers asthmatic attack.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (13)   
Lando the Lost.
Sludge 
  Vote (20)   
Gloomy ghost, positive puppet.
Ka Crow 
  Vote    
Scrotum trains last Jedi.
Chris 
  Vote (9)   
Dude, where's my hand?
grumula 
  Vote (9)   
Jedi's handshake temporarily disappears.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Yoda: wizard of Oz.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
Luke, out below.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Sabre slashes Luke's hand.
Hugh Jass 
  Vote (1)   
Dad amputates son's hand.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Fett finds flyboy, freezes.
alvin2 
  Vote (1)   
Who's Yoda(ddy)?
Andy 
  Vote (1)   
Darkest episode, best film.
Anne 
  Vote (2)   
Ghostly Guiness haunts Hamill.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (1)   
Kasdan's imperial Lucas material.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Wampa. Swampa. Rompa stompa!
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (2)   
R2 meets swamp unconventionally.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Luke, meet Dad.
cormac 
  Vote    
Tauntaun's insides smell bad.
Andy 
  Vote    
Empire ties the score.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (3)   
Lando betrayal = solid Solo.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote    
Worm attempts eating Falcon.
Cusser 
  Vote (2)   
Darth Vader: death father.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Yeti obscures Hamill's disfiguration.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Vader a wrist-taker.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
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