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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Vader scrubs rebel scum.
zum 
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Father and son empty-handed.
zulu 
  Vote (21)   
Rebels flee inHothspitable planet.
zulu 
  Vote (24)   
Ice cold in Hoth.
zulu 
  Vote (17)   
Han, hand go missing.
Yukon 
  Vote (4)   
Dad amputates son's hand.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Luke's terrible foe pa.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Skywalker topples snow walkers.
Wheelz 
  Vote (5)   
Walking tanks appallingly vulnerable.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (5)   
Muppet trains young jedi.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Jabba gives Boba job.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Luke snuggles with intestines.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Father, son, robotic arms.
VP 
  Vote    
Han cock blocks Luke.
velvet rope 
  Vote (1)   
Luke receives evil hand.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Luke wears intestinal parka.
Turducken 
  Vote (13)   
Give Dad a hand!
Turducken 
  Vote (1)   
Hand goes, scoundrel froze.
tpat 
  Vote (1)   
Luke's bowling days over.
tortoise 
  Vote (15)   
VERY cool hand Luke.
tortoise 
  Vote (17)   
Tops- still carries franchise.
Torontodog 
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Yoda trains Darth's son.
Tori 
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Father meets son, amputates.
Top Cat 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda force feeds Luke.
toonbug 
  Vote (5)   
No(-oooo!) hand Luke.
tonio 
  Vote (12)   
Father of the Jedied
TitanPa 
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Billy D-ark Side Williams.
TitanPa 
  Vote    
Yoda mounts Luke's back.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Han made bronze figure.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Boba gets Han job.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (25)   
Walkers make Rebels run.
The_Edge 
  Vote (2)   
Snow, swamp, clouds, hand.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (1)   
Dark helmet reveals identity.
The Nige 
  Vote (1)   
Darth's back in black.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote    
Han becomes a popsicle.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
Vader offers child support.
The General 
  Vote (4)   
The rebellion strikes out.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (1)   
Vader's victims lure Luke.
teddychan 
  Vote    
C3PO gets stumped.
T. Lane 
  Vote    
Luke loses good hand.
T. Lane 
  Vote    
Paternal paradox 'stumps' Skywalker!
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote (7)   
Empire walkers stomp rebels.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Skywalker's Jedi lessons.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote    
Force one from Dagaba.
stroll 
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Swampdwelling muppet trains Jedi.
stroll 
  Vote (5)   
R2 meets swamp unconventionally.
Strangelove 
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Solo set in stone.
stoolz 
  Vote (1)   
Luke needs a hand.
steveo 
  Vote (4)   
Hamlet reincarnated into Luke.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Vader removes son's hand.
Stacky 
  Vote    
Family affairs,yodas lair.
spyrolot 
  Vote    
Luke no-longer a bastard.
Spurting 
  Vote (5)   
Icy reception for Solo.
spike 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda Trains Luke.
soysauce 
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Luke's 'Jerry Springer' moment.
SoS 
  Vote (30)   
The Dad Of Knight.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
My son, the Jedi.
SmokestackJones 
  Vote (5)   
Luke abused entire movie.
Smeghead 
  Vote    
Holding Han. Clutching wrist.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Yoda: wizard of Oz.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
Falcon & snow, man.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Vader a wrist-taker.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Experimental princess dating carbon.
Sludge 
  Vote (17)   
Luke's faux paw.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Dead tauntaun keeps Lukewarm.
Sludge 
  Vote (22)   
Clash of the Tauntauns.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Lando, Leia hold han...
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Lando the Lost.
Sludge 
  Vote (20)   
Wookie Blue.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Luke cold. Han colder.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Ford placed on layaway.
Sludge 
  Vote    
A Farewell to Han(d/s).
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Luke inherits 'bionic' trait.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Luke's hand Jedi-son'ed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Han made iced: Boba.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Luke disowns his pa(w).
Sludge 
  Vote (16)   
Luke, out below.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
1980 Ford repossessed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Lost hand; found Dad.
SleepingInSeattle 
  Vote    
Muppet becomes personal trainer.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (4)   
Luke's sinister father revealed.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
Han takes a nap.
Skip 
  Vote (1)   
Yoda teaches Luke telekinesis.
Six 
  Vote    
Vader makes Hansickle.
silly 
  Vote (1)   
Tauntaun's apparently smell bad.
silly 
  Vote (10)   
Hyperdrive imperils Falcon's freedom.
silly 
  Vote (1)   
Luke battles Vader, father.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Oedipus fails killing father.
Sheriff 
  Vote    
Vader commits Harry, Carrie.
serge d.head 
  Vote (10)   
Never trust a Lando.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Ghostly Guiness haunts Hamill.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (1)   
Galactic war builds characters.
SamNZed 
  Vote (1)   
Solo put on ice.
Saki 
  Vote    
Luke given a hand!
rri1 
  Vote (9)   
Hand lost. Han found.
Rovark 
  Vote (41)   
Luke, before he leaps.
RockGolf 
  Vote (38)   
Solo betrayed. So low!
risingstar1919 
  Vote (2)   
Marsh Muppet manipulates mind.
reffbo 
  Vote (3)   
Bounty hunter's Fett-ish.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Lando: Traitor for Vader!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
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