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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Vader prunes Skywalker.
calmer 
  Vote (3)   
Skywalker's one harmed man.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Darth stumps Luke.
calmer 
  Vote (7)   
Yoda clears throat repeatedly.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Son gives father hand.
calmer 
  Vote (4)   
Lando lusts after Leia.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Stilted, Yoda's speech is.
calmer 
  Vote    
Leia gives Han job.
randall 
  Vote (51)   
Solo becomes lawn ornament.
AC 
  Vote (40)   
Dark Darth = dicey dad.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
What Lucas Hoth wrought.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (25)   
Yoda mounts Luke's back.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Boba gets Han job.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (25)   
Han made bronze figure.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Luke's terrible foe pa.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Luke learns parental lesson.
kolo 
  Vote    
Severed Hand Luke.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Lando betrays Han, Leia.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Swamp-dwelling muppet trains Jedi.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Luke gives Yoda piggybacks.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Intrigue in Cloud City.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Skywalker crash-lands on Dagobah.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Han becomes carbon-frozen popsicle.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
R2-D2 miraculously repairs hyperdrive.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Luke needs prosthetic hand.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Leia doesn't trust Lando.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Darth Vader claims paternity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Chewie reassembles C-3P0.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Han: 'scruffy-looking nerf-herder'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Lando is space-age Judas.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Annoying, Yoda's syntax is.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Han navigates asteroid field.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
5tar War5.
Larry 
  Vote (2)   
Jedi's handshake temporarily disappears.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Give Luke a hand!
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Leia's love is Solo.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Vader: Who's your daddy?!
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Lando, Leia hold han...
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Luke cold. Han colder.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Experimental princess dating carbon.
Sludge 
  Vote (17)   
Holding Han. Clutching wrist.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Clash of the Tauntauns.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Yoda: wizard of Oz.
Sludge 
  Vote (4)   
Dead tauntaun keeps Lukewarm.
Sludge 
  Vote (22)   
Wookie Blue.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Luke disowns his pa(w).
Sludge 
  Vote (16)   
Lando the Lost.
Sludge 
  Vote (20)   
Luke, out below.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Falcon & snow, man.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Han made iced: Boba.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Vader a wrist-taker.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
1980 Ford repossessed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Luke's faux paw.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Luke's hand Jedi-son'ed.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
A Farewell to Han(d/s).
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Luke inherits 'bionic' trait.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Ford placed on layaway.
Sludge 
  Vote    
A galaxy father away.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Surprising foe pa.
noncentz 
  Vote (55)   
Icy Hoth, not safe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Luke st(r)ops with Yoda.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Anakin abuses only son.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Vader wins Han's down.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Luke goes hands-free.
demonic 
  Vote (15)   
Hand lost. Han found.
Rovark 
  Vote (41)   
Kasdan's imperial Lucas material.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Ford- very stiff performance.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Fett has frozen asset.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Leia disses wookie kisses.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Yoda trains Darth's son.
Tori 
  Vote    
Solo needs new mechanic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (6)   
Yeti obscures Hamill's disfiguration.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Darth Vader: death father.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Dad amputates son's hand.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Han, hand go missing.
Yukon 
  Vote (4)   
Yoda better learn(ing), Luke!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Imperial father, Luke hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Vader: Good Luke Hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (15)   
Father of the Jedied
TitanPa 
  Vote    
Billy D-ark Side Williams.
TitanPa 
  Vote    
Lando's head in Clouds.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Solo's snowy rescue: Gutsy.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (6)   
Luke gets Force groove.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Implausibly rapid limb renewal.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Lineage lucidity, limb lost.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Saber fight: Wristy Business.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Cool Handless Luke.
bennyr81 
  Vote (41)   
Look Ma(rk) no hand.
bennyr81 
  Vote (4)   
Luke behind Vader's mask?
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Fett finds Falcon fugitives.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Luke handed a lesson.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Luke can't handle lineage.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Force gained, Ford's lost.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Vader's five-finger discount.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Vader makes Han hard.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (3)   
Vader's disarmingly paternal.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (4)   
Han handed to Boba.
Chris C 
  Vote (5)   
Cool Han, Luke.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (7)   
Searching Ford. Boba, Fisher.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Luke receives evil hand.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
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