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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Luke can't fly starship.
Anonymous  
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Fisher samples Ford Fiesta.
Anonymous  
  Vote (3)   
Solo becomes lawn ornament.
AC 
  Vote (40)   
Brother and sister kiss.
Agressor 
  Vote (2)   
Begin apprenticeship, Luke must.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (11)   
Implausibly rapid limb renewal.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Lineage lucidity, limb lost.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Farmboy snogs own sister.
Ali 
  Vote (11)   
Han, So Cold.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
Luke experiences force, kin.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Chewie gets new co-pilot.
Ali 
  Vote (14)   
Fett finds flyboy, freezes.
alvin2 
  Vote (1)   
Darth freezes poor Han.
Andrew 
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Tauntaun's insides smell bad.
Andy 
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Who's Yoda(ddy)?
Andy 
  Vote (1)   
Empire returns, rebels hurt.
Angry 
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Davids trip Goliath AT-ATs.
Anika 
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Luke suffers asthmatic attack.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (13)   
Darkest episode, best film.
Anne 
  Vote (2)   
Skywalker trains. Friends run.
antibody 
  Vote (1)   
Rogue targets farmer's sister.
AskDom 
  Vote (1)   
Vader wins, hands down.
Badbart 
  Vote (3)   
Dark Darth = dicey dad.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Leia's riding Solo.
Bames 
  Vote (4)   
Solo given cold shoulder.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Leering Lando lands Leia.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Leia Carrie-s love interest.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Luke's duelling a handful.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Sister tongue kisses brother.
Batty 
  Vote (4)   
Like Vader Like Son.
Bavvy 
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Lando's head in Clouds.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Luke performs mental gymnastics.
beluga 
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Vader's paternity pledge doubted.
beluga 
  Vote (1)   
Luke becomes han' solo.
benj clews 
  Vote (46)   
Cool Handless Luke.
bennyr81 
  Vote (41)   
Look Ma(rk) no hand.
bennyr81 
  Vote (4)   
Darth Vader: death father.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Why the muppets, George?
big g 
  Vote (3)   
Dad, the inhaler.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (10)   
Skywalker loses ambidexterity capability.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (1)   
Vader's sabre severs shaker.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
D. Vad(er) Hassles Hoth.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Son refuses parental support.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (4)   
Vader father? No way!!
But when Eric e... 
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Darth stumps Luke.
calmer 
  Vote (7)   
Yoda clears throat repeatedly.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Son gives father hand.
calmer 
  Vote (4)   
Lando lusts after Leia.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Vader prunes Skywalker.
calmer 
  Vote (3)   
Skywalker's one harmed man.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Stilted, Yoda's speech is.
calmer 
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Jedi's handshake temporarily disappears.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Leia's love is Solo.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Vader: Who's your daddy?!
Canklefish 
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Give Luke a hand!
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Luke's Solo Career.
CaptainChaos 
  Vote (1)   
Jedi father forces hand.
chaypher 
  Vote (3)   
Solo's snowy rescue: Gutsy.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (6)   
Vader: Good Luke Hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (15)   
Yoda better learn(ing), Luke!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Imperial father, Luke hunting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Scrotum trains last Jedi.
Chris 
  Vote (9)   
Han handed to Boba.
Chris C 
  Vote (5)   
Solo captured; Boba fetes.
chris1138 
  Vote (2)   
Saber fight: Wristy Business.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
'Father' cliche is born.
Comfortably Numb 
  Vote (2)   
Yeti obscures Hamill's disfiguration.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Solo needs new mechanic.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (6)   
Han no longer solo.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (9)   
Luke, meet Dad.
cormac 
  Vote    
Rebellion: 1, Empire: 1.
crystalrain 
  Vote (3)   
Rebels on the run.
crystalrain 
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Worm attempts eating Falcon.
Cusser 
  Vote (2)   
Muppet gets piggyback ride.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Kiss sis, lose fist.
dan 
  Vote (5)   
Father's Dark Side revealed.
Dante 
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Luke tries, Yoda does.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Han gets Leia'd.
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Vader defeats Luke Southpaw.
Dante 
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Luke gets hand job.
darthwilf 
  Vote (6)   
Needs Leia sex scene.
David 
  Vote (3)   
Vader wins Han's down.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Luke goes hands-free.
demonic 
  Vote (15)   
Solo tries to Leia.
Distant Angel 
  Vote (5)   
Hand Solo.
djw1973 
  Vote (3)   
Yoda raises spaceship, bar.
dlanod 
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Obi Yodomises young boy.
Dolbysmurf 
  Vote (3)   
Luke handed a lesson.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Force gained, Ford's lost.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Fett finds Falcon fugitives.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Luke can't handle lineage.
Downtown 
  Vote    
Luke declines father's business.
duh 
  Vote (15)   
Han-some pirate gets frozen.
durianfan 
  Vote (1)   
Learn grammar, Yoda must.
Dust Puppy 
  Vote (20)   
Imperials get frosty reception.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote (1)   
Metal elephant trips up.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote (2)   
Lucas freeze-frames Han.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Frosty Guinness revives Luke.
elchico 
  Vote (6)   
Floating city, hidden Vader.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Frozen Han.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (2)   
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