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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

(1980)
339 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.6 / 5)
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Implausibly rapid limb renewal.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Luke loses good hand.
T. Lane 
  Vote    
Limbless droid C3-PO'd.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (7)   
Cool Han, Luke.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (7)   
Obi-wan transparent. Vader disarming.
guy 
  Vote (2)   
Vader's sabre severs shaker.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Han knows he's loved.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Frozen at Solo temperature.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (3)   
Skywalker siblings' shocking smooch.
Pete 
  Vote (1)   
Ford- very stiff performance.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Searching Ford. Boba, Fisher.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Son of a Sith!
Norm 
  Vote (3)   
Luke kisses sister. AGAIN!
Lindsey K 
  Vote (8)   
No(-oooo!) hand Luke.
tonio 
  Vote (12)   
Han, So Cold.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
Darth do them part.
koudy 
  Vote (7)   
Han wins her Highness.
johnny 
  Vote (1)   
Solo's snowy rescue: Gutsy.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (6)   
Icy reception for Solo.
spike 
  Vote (1)   
Skywalker topples snow walkers.
Wheelz 
  Vote (5)   
D. Vad(er) Hassles Hoth.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Yoda sits on Luke.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Solo becomes collectible figurine.
Ralph 
  Vote (2)   
Solo captured; Boba fetes.
chris1138 
  Vote (2)   
Cold Han, cold Hoth.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (6)   
Skywalker vanquishes land walker.
Norm 
  Vote (1)   
Animal guts warm Luke.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (3)   
Force one from Dagaba.
stroll 
  Vote    
Luke experiences force, kin.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Darth Fadduh.
lioneltwain 
  Vote    
Han gets Leia-d, finally!
NYLancelot 
  Vote (2)   
Series best, hand(s) down.
PM 
  Vote (3)   
Family affairs,yodas lair.
spyrolot 
  Vote    
Han plays (asteroid) field.
Greystone 
  Vote    
A muppet Yoda is.
Greystone 
  Vote (5)   
Chewie gets new co-pilot.
Ali 
  Vote (14)   
Darth Vader: Child Abuse.
Mr. Dutch 
  Vote (1)   
Luke's Solo Career.
CaptainChaos 
  Vote (1)   
Leia disses wookie kisses.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Skywalker's Jedi lessons.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote    
Father meets son, amputates.
Top Cat 
  Vote (1)   
Carbonated Solo.
Grub 
  Vote (2)   
Like father, Luke son.
rabid kazook 
  Vote (18)   
Obi Yodomises young boy.
Dolbysmurf 
  Vote (3)   
C3PO gets stumped.
T. Lane 
  Vote    
Floating city, hidden Vader.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Hamill back. Nose squashed.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Han uses 'steroids.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Vader scrubs rebel scum.
zum 
  Vote    
Saber fight: Wristy Business.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Yoda teaches Luke telekinesis.
Six 
  Vote    
Fett has frozen asset.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Luke doubts paternity validity.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Luke pashes sister: gross.
Gorath 
  Vote (2)   
Lando: Traitor for Vader!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Dad, the inhaler.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (10)   
Luke's terrible foe pa.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Hand goes, scoundrel froze.
tpat 
  Vote (1)   
Luke returns slightly uglier.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Luke loses wanking hand.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Darth's back in black.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote    
Han becomes a popsicle.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
Skywalker's one harmed man.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
Vader's victims lure Luke.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Farmboy snogs own sister.
Ali 
  Vote (11)   
Bounty hunter's Fett-ish.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Luke learns parental lesson.
kolo 
  Vote    
Lando gets Han's job.
koudy 
  Vote (9)   
Solo set in stone.
stoolz 
  Vote (1)   
Kiss sis, lose fist.
dan 
  Vote (5)   
Han cock blocks Luke.
velvet rope 
  Vote (1)   
Galactic villain deadbeat dad.
Norm 
  Vote (2)   
Darth stumps Luke.
calmer 
  Vote (7)   
Yoda clears throat repeatedly.
calmer 
  Vote (2)   
My son, the Jedi.
SmokestackJones 
  Vote (5)   
Luke's 'Jerry Springer' moment.
SoS 
  Vote (30)   
Swampdwelling muppet trains Jedi.
stroll 
  Vote (5)   
Luke loses Han-d.
Jamin 
  Vote (1)   
Lineage lucidity, limb lost.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Luke returns, less hand-some.
Greystone 
  Vote (4)   
5ith strikes back.
koudy 
  Vote (4)   
Vader prunes Skywalker.
calmer 
  Vote (3)   
Luke going Solo.
Raz 
  Vote (4)   
Luke faces paternal evil.
mr_kit 
  Vote (4)   
Lucas freeze-frames Han.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Vader offers child support.
The General 
  Vote (4)   
Dark Darth = dicey dad.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Han-some pirate gets frozen.
durianfan 
  Vote (1)   
Millenium Falcon- bad 'Lando'ing
koudy 
  Vote (6)   
Jedi on ice.
lindsa 
  Vote (1)   
Son gives father hand.
calmer 
  Vote (4)   
Lando lusts after Leia.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Stilted, Yoda's speech is.
calmer 
  Vote    
Yoda Trains Luke.
soysauce 
  Vote    
Solo becomes lawn ornament.
AC 
  Vote (40)   
Luke behind Vader's mask?
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Han no longer solo.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (9)   
Why the muppets, George?
big g 
  Vote (3)   
Tops- still carries franchise.
Torontodog 
  Vote    
Leia wants Solo sex.
PharaohKing 
  Vote    
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