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Reviews by 'el guapo'
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1497
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Interpreter, The (2005)
Translation: UN-inspired Pollacks.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Limey, The (1999)
Fond'a revenge; Stamping out.
Apr 15, 2005
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(4)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carr(e)y on.. playing god.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Raging Bull (1980)
Hot rage, LaMottas stage.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Math Damon's Minnie Afflecktions.
Apr 18, 2005
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(12)
Man On The Moon (1999)
Latka's metamorphosis.
Apr 18, 2005
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(2)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Judg-ment-al pacino sees justice.
Apr 18, 2005
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(8)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Chow's deadly buddha winger.
Apr 19, 2005
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(3)
Casino (1995)
Viva Bob's vegas.
Apr 20, 2005
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(8)
Beautiful Boxer (2003)
Chick dick can kick.
Apr 20, 2005
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(2)
Coffy (1973)
Black unsaccharined avenging angel.
Apr 20, 2005
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(1)
La Bamba (1987)
Valens a diamond weezer.
Apr 20, 2005
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Between Iraq And A Hard Place (2003)
Sheiken not kurd.
Apr 23, 2005
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(21)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Chows kung foolery.
Apr 23, 2005
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(1)
Jolson Story, The (1946)
Minstr-al showcase.
Apr 23, 2005
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(2)
Young Master, The (1980)
Vengeance after lion dance.
Apr 23, 2005
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(1)
Caligula (1979)
Saw, conquered then came.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Forest hustles steady Eddie.
Apr 24, 2005
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(1)
True Confessions (1981)
Father Bobby's murder mystery.
Apr 25, 2005
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(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Squealing, mangroves, duelling banjoes.
Apr 25, 2005
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(4)
Bloodsport (1988)
Van Damme raised Dux.
Apr 25, 2005
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Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Kurtailed love: nevermind.
Apr 25, 2005
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(3)
Serpico (1973)
Frank, honest, offiser-pico.
Apr 26, 2005
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Black Belt Jones (1974)
Kung funk.
Apr 29, 2005
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(13)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sean of the dead.
Apr 30, 2005
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(29)
Secretary (2002)
Spader's sexcretary.
May 1, 2005
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(3)
Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman & The Chess Expert (1965)
Blind masseur checks mate.
May 1, 2005
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(1)
Top Gun (1986)
The Iceman cometh (second).
May 6, 2005
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(12)
East Is East (1999)
Sunni side of salford.
May 6, 2005
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(4)
Pi (1998)
Aronofsky's jewish psychomaths.
May 6, 2005
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis's riggers with attitude.
May 6, 2005
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Mallrats (1995)
Silent Bob uses LaFours.
May 6, 2005
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(4)
Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (1971)
Blindman vs 'armless warrior.
May 6, 2005
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(1)
Zatoichi Meets The One Armed Swordsman (1971)
Masseuse vs 'armless warrior.
May 6, 2005
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(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Wo-man Dustin and cleaning.
May 6, 2005
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(4)
Crossroads (1986)
Karate Kid the musical.
May 7, 2005
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(5)
Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo (1970)
Bodyguard vs masseuse - blinding.
May 7, 2005
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(1)
Desperado (1995)
Flamencos macho nacho man.
May 7, 2005
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Crippled Masters (1982)
Legless, 'armless still deadly.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Rea cocks-up.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Yun-Fat jaded by Fox.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
Bullitt (1968)
(Mc)Queen chases down king(pin).
May 10, 2005
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(2)
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Starman's thirst for industry.
May 10, 2005
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Mariachi, El (1992)
Guitarist's Chili con carnage.
May 10, 2005
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(1)
Zatoichi (2003)
Kitano's kitana blond, blinding.
May 10, 2005
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(2)
Tale Of Zatoichi, The (1962)
Dice playing, head slaying.
May 10, 2005
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(2)
Shaft (1971)
Private dick undercover brother.
May 11, 2005
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(2)
Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)
Texas brainwar massacre.
May 11, 2005
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(11)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Douglas' liaison dangereuse.
May 11, 2005
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Richie's Cockney Rhyming Gang.
May 11, 2005
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp's no Eye-Eye Captain.
May 11, 2005
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(5)
Snatch (2000)
Pitt: the pugilistic Pikey.
May 12, 2005
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(2)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Mole Depp in Mafia.
May 12, 2005
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Swept Away (2002)
Guy got snatch....Madonna's.
May 13, 2005
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(3)
Shaft In Africa (1973)
Private Dick RoundThree.
May 14, 2005
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(4)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
The schwinging sixties, baby.
May 14, 2005
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(2)
Buster (1988)
Genesis: thou shalt steal.
May 14, 2005
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(2)
Tromeo And Juliet (1996)
Bard's Tromantic Visions.
May 14, 2005
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Paris, Texas (1984)
Dean finds Kin(s)ki daughter.
May 14, 2005
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Tale Of Zatoichi Continues, The (1962)
Masseurs Slain and Abel.
May 17, 2005
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(1)
Zatoichi On The Road (1963)
Masseur splits rival gangs.
May 17, 2005
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(1)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Lee's one han' fighting.
May 17, 2005
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Priests denounce Blair's sick.
May 17, 2005
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Sliver (1993)
Baldwin's romancing the Stone.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Shrek vs goldicocks.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Hard Boiled (1992)
A chicken chow maims.
May 17, 2005
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's divine comedy.
May 18, 2005
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(7)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Bridges over troubled daughter.
May 20, 2005
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(6)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Li vs DMX bandits.
May 20, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Zatoichi And The Chest Of Gold (1964)
Mistaken identity, masseuse's indemnity.
May 21, 2005
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(1)
Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Lee's nunchucks numb Chuck.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Ed Wood (1994)
Landau's Lugosi's Wood-en acting.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Fist Of Fury (1972)
Lee raps japs, revenge.
May 21, 2005
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(1)
Big Boss, The (1971)
Bruce discovers d-icy dealings.
May 21, 2005
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(4)
New Tale Of Zatoichi (1963)
Zatoichi retires, revenge refires.
May 24, 2005
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Lesbian afflecktions, fingercuffs regressions.
May 24, 2005
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Loki affleckted by heaven.
May 24, 2005
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Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Cary on big Kats.
May 24, 2005
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Vote
(4)
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993)
Jason's Bruce Lee biopic.
May 24, 2005
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Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Godzilla reaches the nether-lands.
May 26, 2005
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(1)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Mia famiglia bedevilled.
May 26, 2005
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(5)
Romeo Must Die (2000)
Li's hip-(c)hop suey.
May 26, 2005
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(3)
Exit Wounds (2001)
Seagal's rapkido saga.
May 26, 2005
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50 First Dates (2004)
Dates from Hawaii 5.0.
May 26, 2005
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude seeks Asian-American.
May 26, 2005
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(1)
Zat�ichi (1989)
Elderly Zato-i(t)chi(ing) for redemption.
May 27, 2005
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Double Impact (1991)
Bolo fights Damme twins.
May 27, 2005
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Bruce Vs. Black Dragon (1977)
Le fights Japanese dragons.
May 27, 2005
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Clones Of Bruce Lee, The (1977)
Attack of lee clones.
May 27, 2005
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(27)
Five Fingers Of Death (1972)
Leih's fist of legend.
May 27, 2005
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(2)
Image Of Bruce Lee (1978)
Fighting handcuffs Li imagines.
May 27, 2005
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Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Quixote in Depp trouble.
May 27, 2005
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(2)
Shaft's Big Score! (1972)
Shaft's bumpy and grind.
May 27, 2005
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Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
Pride of the Val-killers.
May 27, 2005
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(6)
Lenny (1974)
Hoffman's a stand-up guy.
May 27, 2005
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(2)
Rain (1932)
Milestones Pago Pago Paygirl.
May 27, 2005
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(1)
Christine (1983)
King's car-maggedeon.
May 27, 2005
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Coens do Northern Exposure.
May 27, 2005
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Kanada's a bit slow.
May 27, 2005
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(3)
True Romance (1993)
Christian Kung-fu junkie.
May 27, 2005
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