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48	shoon (1746)
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Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer

Reviews by 'shoon'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1746 reviews published to date.

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Battleship Potemkin (1925)

Baby sacrificed for communism.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (13)

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Stewart rings Angel's bell.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Undercover Brother (2002)

Conspiracy, cannabis, Denise Richards.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

City Of Angels (1998)

Angel's angel joins angels.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (13)

Exorcist, The (1973)

360 degrees of Satanism.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Fly, The (1958)

Fly goes homicidally crazy.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Thurman, Travolta, drugs, dancefloor.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Robbins is a banker.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (14)

Godfather, The (1972)

Family takes the Michael.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Dogma (1999)

Female(?) God enjoys gambling?

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

FBI catch serial dress-maker.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (22)

3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)

Theiva Las Vegas.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

American History X (1998)

Nazi curbs tendencies, thankfully.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Back To The Future (1985)

Inverted oedipy threatens future.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Jackson leads, then feeds.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Fight Club (1999)

Pitt gets battered! YES!

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Italian Job, The (2003)

Marky's minis make money.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Men In Black (1997)

Egos in black.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (13)

Men In Black II (2002)

Egos in black back.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Toy Story (1995)

Woody fingers Buzz's helmet.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Hanks's Woody rides horse.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Young Einstein (1988)

Einstein? Tasmania? Yahoo? GINGER???

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

Forrest Gump (1994)

Vietnam vet eats chocolates.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Hannibal (2001)

Mangled man meets match.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Samurai blade replaces Travolta.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Ali G InDaHouse (2002)

Big up Westminster massiv.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (7)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Gandalf- great Daz advert.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

51st State, The (2001)

SLJ in kilt? LIVERPOOL??

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Morons in dog car.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Life Of Brian (1979)

Funniest heretical film pre-Dogma.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Mr. Deeds (2002)

Sandler is no Capra.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

8 Mile (2002)

Poor rapper becomes... poorer.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Shallow Hal (2001)

Jack's soul Black pre-hypnosis.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Aladdin (1992)

Scoundrel succours squat Sultan.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Liar Liar (1997)

Lawyer tells all- literally.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Stale shrink supervises super-student.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Majestic, The (2001)

Commie Carrey causes controversy.

Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Wild Things (1998)

Mensan manipulator makes money.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (4)

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

Corleone takes the Michael.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Stoners stop slanderous story.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Matrix, The (1999)

Enslavery, guns, trenchcoats, spoon.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Ring, The (2002)

Girl's alive and Well.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Shakespeare In Love (1998)

Will writes a play.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (3)

Blow (2001)

Depp refreshed by Coke.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (21)

Caligula (1979)

Roman romp reeks.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

K-PAX (2001)

Spacey plays spacy alien.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Psycho (1960)

Stabby stabby shower scene.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

Cheerleader changes to courtesan.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Quentin quantifies quixotic quest.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Katherine, Cary and Baby.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

GoldenEye (1995)

Famke has killer thighs.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

Scorpion King, The (2002)

Dwayne's no Indiana Jones.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Keiser Kev kids kops.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)

Drugs, debauchery, Depp's dome.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

GoodFellas (1990)

Ray rats Rob out.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Don dies, daughter dismal.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Green guy's grudge grows.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

I Am Sam (2001)

Simple Sean spars system.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Scary-eyes and Samwise.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)

Witch's wiliness wins war.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Digital deity defends domain.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Cabin Fever (2002)

Coughs, sneezes spread diseases.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

First Knight (1995)

Ridiculous Richard romances ruler.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

American Pie (1999)

Boy meets girl, pie.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Kes (1969)

'Billy Elliot' gets bird.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (8)

Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Flying philosopher fights facsimile.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Postman Always Rings Twice, The (1981)

Jessica jerks Jack off.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Rat Race (2001)

Basil bets on Bean.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Arnie melts hearts, enemy.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

T-X has permanent PMS.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Terminator, The (1984)

Arnie doesn't talk. Excellent.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Bean (1997)

Rowan wrecks, repairs relic.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Cruel Intentions (1999)

Ryan reveres Reese, dies.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Little Nicky (2000)

Sandler saves Dad, Satan.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

Sarandon orders a Curry.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

American Pie 2 (2001)

Boys meet girls, glue.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

American Pie: The Wedding (2003)

Stiffler eats chocolate, shit.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Smith makes homosexuality hilarious.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Salma entices Quentin's snake.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Monkey madness and monolith.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

It (1990)

Curry's no clown, good.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Natural Born Killers (1994)

Couple get married, arrested.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (2)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Students film search, snot.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

True Lies (1994)

Spy's spouse strips slowly.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Batman (1989)

Keaton kills klown.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Crazy Carrey catches crooks.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Clerks. (1994)

Smith's Askewniverse debut.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)

Fox becomes Jackal, killer.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Jude snipes Rachel's flower.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Mallrats (1995)

'Clerks' on bigger scale.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (1936)

Capra creates class classic.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Williams becomes nanny, granny.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Depp has slur, stroke.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Sister Act (1992)

Whoopi develops a habit.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

The Jackal (1997)

Blonde Bruce butchers Black.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

X-Men (2000)

Amazing anomalies annihilate adverseries.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (10)

Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Mojo miniscule. Stop now!

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Mojo massive! Shagadelic, baby!

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Mojo medium. Graham good.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)

Whoopi can't break habit.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

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