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Reviews by 'Stalean'
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with a total of
1563
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Signs (2002)
Alien baptism... waterlogged Shyamalan.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents... Orcs... Gollum... Bravo!
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Insomnia (2002)
Detective sleepless in Alaska.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Harry's magical mystery tour.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Leone 'Spaghetti' western masterpiece.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Shrek (2001)
Irreverent animated 'Road' picture.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Heartbreakers (2001)
Hackman hacks, Sigourney scams.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Lost me at Hell-O!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Chocolat (2000)
Chocolatier craves Deppelicious caravaner.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Pikey Pitt pummels pugilist.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Astral odyssey- epic proportion.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raise The Red Lantern (1991)
Concubine falls from favor.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Cracker convict's bluegrass odyssey.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Babysitter sings the blues.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
African Queen, The (1951)
Rosie, Bogey, Nazism, romance!
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Video clerk directs crime-fest.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Places In The Heart (1984)
Depression-era widow grows cotton.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Grease (1978)
Singing, dancing, horny teens.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Feathered flock fright-fest.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Memory, Mars, McCoy, mutants.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Predator (1987)
Heat-seeking alien chases Ahnold.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo's kiss of death.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Saint Michael buys Vatican.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Godfather, The (1972)
Old don, new don.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
'Family' corruption, Italian-style.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teen caste system unravels.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Chicago (2002)
Hoosgow honeys, hooters, hoofers.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
I see red things.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Short-order fellowship crusade.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Ex-freedom fighter frees flame.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Hi's seed finds purchase.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Columbus explores wizard territory.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Turk 182! (1985)
Underdog's graffiti embarrasses mayor.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Menacing minister covets doll.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Dragons throw backyard barbecue.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan scores Trek record.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Forget the force, George?
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes (1984)
Close dubs MacDowell's dialogue.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Frightfully underrated Fox film.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fargo (1996)
Kidnapping for Dummies. Okie-Dokie?
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie beach bitch blunder.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Ill-fated, nightmarish canoe trip.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Carousers skip to Chicago.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being There (1979)
Simpleton's rise to power.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Duckie's ducky, Andie's social-climbing.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Taciturn, tenacious, tracking cyborg.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Stuart Little (1999)
Kitties kidnap racing rodent.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Sophomoric geeks materialize fantasy.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
'Pretty In Pink' reversed.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Antz (1998)
ANTimated angst-ridden hero's Insectopia.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Furbies thwart Palpatine's empire.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Hamlet reincarnated into Luke.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Frankenstein (1931)
Mad scientist stitches creation.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Chiseled Akkadian unleashes Smackdown!
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Imitation Of Life (1959)
Ten-hankie racial tearjerker.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943)
American romances Spanish guerrilla.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Unorthodox Methuselah incarcerates financier.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Shrink has identity crisis.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Mammoth ball chases archaeologist.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Nine To Five (1980)
Sexist boss- secretary takeover.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Musical nanny blown away.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo Buddha transcends dystopia.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Holes (2003)
Caveman excavates peachy digs.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Swordfish (2001)
Cybersexed thriller short circuits.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Central Command issues directives.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Red Dragon (2002)
Hannibal's revenge by proxy.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Powder (1995)
Teenaged Uncle Fester Addams.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Swingers (1996)
Hip nomads cruise L.A.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda... twirling Tasmanian Devil!
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Geniuses� royal pains� tenfold.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
'Manhunter' turns into Man-eater.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Manhunter (1986)
Lunar cycle affects Dolarhyde.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Glutton performs gastrectomy.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Saint Python rewrites Christianity.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Trojan bunny... catapulting cow.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling castrates Buffalo Bill.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Spermatic Principle Fienn(d)es spawn.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Cockney mates' gamesmanship misfires.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Python's udderly coconutty knights.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Lesbophobia destroys tooner's relationship.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Enough (2002)
Sensei J-Lo dropkicks husband.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Princess catches beauty sleep.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Sister Mary Explains It All (2001)
Zealot nun exorcises students.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Winking tongue, brazen boob!
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Singing hombres battle banditos.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dogma (1999)
Father Smith sacralizes Catholicism.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy improves knight's rest.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Thespians boldly go... Trekking.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Shaggy chaperone closets Boo.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Domestic Disturbance (2001)
Vince goes Psycho again.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Focus (2001)
(A)pathetic Macy stereotyped, persecuted.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Yentl (1983)
Jewish Shakespearean 'Twelfth Night'.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Ultimate Python skit extravaganza.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy's 'Big Thunder Mountain'.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Aussie dancing bloke rebels.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ball Of Fire (1941)
Slang-sleuth serenades stripteaser.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
High Noon (1952)
Marshal races death clock.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beau Geste (1939)
Knight receives Viking funeral.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sergeant York (1941)
Ambush arouses pacifist's anger.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pride Of The Yankees, The (1942)
Divine umpire outs Lou.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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