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Reviews by 'Stalean'
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with a total of
1563
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African Queen, The (1951)
Rosie, Bogey, Nazism, romance!
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
African Queen, The (1951)
Cracklin' Rosie tacklin' Bogie.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Alien (1979)
Ripley deposes Acid Queen.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Avengers, The (2012)
Hulk sucker punches Thor.
May 11, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Avengers, The (2012)
Loki here now, Avengers.
May 11, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Avengers, The (2012)
Black Widow chairs Luchkov.
May 11, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Feds vs. Jason.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Casablanca (1942)
Ex-freedom fighter frees flame.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Nazi's bogart Rick's joint.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(30)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke's shakin', bakin', communicatin'.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Death At A Funeral (2007)
Artwork reveals deceased's proclivity.
Jun 29, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Death At A Funeral (2007)
Dinky provocateur disrupts funeral.
Jun 29, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Godfather, The (1972)
Old don, new don.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo's kiss of death.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
'Family' corruption, Italian-style.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett's Butler did it.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett models haute curtains!
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Sirius consequences befall Harry.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Leon (1994)
Lactose tolerant's Oldman intolerance.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 6/5
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March Of The Penguins (2005)
Emperor's New Move.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Modern Times (1936)
Chaplin's rage against machine.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Menacing minister covets doll.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Leone 'Spaghetti' western masterpiece.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Places In The Heart (1984)
Depression-era widow grows cotton.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Mammoth ball chases archaeologist.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Homebound urbanite exposes butcher.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Upstares, Downstares.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(40)
Rear Window (1954)
Homebound voyeur exposes himself.
Jul 31, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Audrey... royal rebel rouser.
May 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling castrates Buffalo Bill.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Serial gourmand milks Starling.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Some Like It Hot (1959)
Sugar gets (Lemmon) juiced.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Arachnid hero's identity crisis.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey's Spin Pity.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Taciturn, tenacious, tracking cyborg.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Atticus Scouts racist territory.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Unforgiven (1992)
My Munny's on Clint.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(21)
Unforgiven (1992)
Ned's still shot.
Jan 8, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Winged monkeys abduct slippers.
May 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Feather in Cagney's hat.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(7)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Hung jury doesn't hang.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Dozen't convict.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Forty years without bush.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Accused, The (1988)
Rape accuser now accused.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adam's Rib (1949)
Lawyer spouses disrupt courtroom.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Comedy catches a plane.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley awakens old foe.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Am�lie (2001)
Gnome 'n' Holiday.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(21)
American Graffiti (1973)
Teens clutch hot rods.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Fallen angel feigns cowardice.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Marxes painted into corner.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Antz (1998)
ANTimated angst-ridden hero's Insectopia.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Grant critiques loony relatives.
May 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Porker's man's best friend.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly outfoxes bully Biff.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ball Of Fire (1941)
Slang-sleuth serenades stripteaser.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beau Geste (1939)
Knight receives Viking funeral.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Chums calculate babe ratio.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle rings Beast's bell.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariot death becomes Hur.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Sikh women can kick.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Best In Show (2000)
Winky's in winner's circle.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Big (1988)
Josh grows, Big time!
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Country, The (1958)
Seafarer makes imPECKable rancher.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Much ballet-hooed Billy dancer.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Birds, The (1963)
Feathered flock fright-fest.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Psycho birds fly coop.
May 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Peckers can be choosers.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Birds, The (1963)
Fowls favor eyeball delicacies.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Terriflying!
Aug 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Bolshoi Ballet: Romeo And Juliet, The (1976)
D�tourn� for the verse.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Boom Town (1940)
Colbert propositions wrong John.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teen caste system unravels.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Bridge undergoes Lean times.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Gun-moll exits stage left.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cabaret (1972)
Hitlerism's musical timeline progression.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cabaret (1972)
Weimar, sour Krauts musical.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Catch DiCaprio's unconned performance.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chicago (2002)
Hoosgow honeys, hooters, hoofers.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Grade A rooster rabble-rouser.
Sep 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(58)
Chocolat (2000)
Chocolatier craves Deppelicious caravaner.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cincinnati Kid, The (1965)
Double-dealer, high-Jacker.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cinderella (1950)
Servant sweeps sinister step-sisters.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Clueless (1995)
Cher takes out Tai.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Conversation, The (1974)
Eavesdropper redecorates... enough said!
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crash (2004)
LA's racial underpinnings dislodged.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Gosling grinds Stone.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Crying Game, The (1992)
'Dil'do yearns for vagina.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
De Merteuil...De Mented.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas is 'Lonely Boy.'
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas gets Green light.
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Barnabas's on fire... really!
May 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Angelique cracks up.
May 24, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Dark Shadows (2012)
Eat, Slay, Love.
Oct 13, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dead Again (1991)
Branagh's shear madness mystery.
May 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sarandon's habitual... bar nun.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
'Heat' meets 'The Birdcage'.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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