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Reviews by 'Brass Johnson'
Current status of
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with a total of
212
reviews published to date.
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Aliens (1986)
Bishop to Queen too.
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Anatomy Of A Murder (1959)
Great Scott, greater Stewart.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Alec, bridge, become abridged.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Cliff hanger in middle?
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Casablanca (1942)
Romance ends, friendship starts.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965)
Love transforms Charlie's tree.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: By Dawn's Early Light (1974)
Commander's clogged cannon kills.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Death Lends A Hand (1971)
Contact lens catches Culp.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Murder By The Book (1971)
Columbo reads killer's plot.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man (1971)
Columbo uncovers kidnapping killer.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: Swan Song (1974)
Finding parachute reveals Columbo!
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Columbo: The Conspirators (1978)
Crochet catches contraband conspiracy.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Flight Of The Phoenix, The (1965)
Hardy plans plain plane.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
Bond nixes Knox's boondoggle.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Hamlet (1948)
Shakespeare Best Picture Oscar!
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Jaws (1975)
Shark wins cage match.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo's ring finally disappears.
May 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Aragorn attempts dwarf tossing.
May 20, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Adman, Madman?, Farmer?, Spy.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Notorious (1946)
Nazi wine fragrance sooty.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Leigh never pays bill.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino makes great coffee.
Apr 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Santa eats ... own words.
May 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Schindler's List (1993)
Top of Oscar's list.
Dec 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Stalag 17 (1953)
Here Security doesn't pay.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Holden's plot all wet.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 5/5
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The World According To Dick Cheney (2013)
Cheney doesn't know dick.
Jul 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Redford reads until Dunaway.
Jun 12, 2013
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Earth, Moon, Saturn, destiny?
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Acidic Alien? Holey ship!
Dec 11, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston's drink cures leprosy.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon loves Visalia manager.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Call Northside 777 (1948)
Picture proves inmate's innocence.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: A Stitch In Crime (1973)
Falk finds felonious sutures.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm (1973)
Warm wine reveals murderer.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Blueprint For Murder (1972)
Falk finds killer's hole.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Candidate For Crime (1973)
Falk figures ersatz assassination.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind (1972)
Columbo investigates Shakespearean pearl.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: �tude In Black (1972)
Missing corsage connects killer.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Identity Crisis (1975)
Communist plot unmasks McGoohan.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Now You See Him (1976)
Columbo's best trick revealed.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Now You See Him (1976)
Columbo reveals magician's secret.
Sep 5, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Suitable For Framing (1971)
Framer frames, gets fingered.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (1973)
Harvey 'hears' false alarm.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Columbo: Troubled Waters (1975)
Falk finds feather: Murder!
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman, freeman?, dead man.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Darkest Hour, The (2011)
ETs mine Moscow minerals.
Jun 29, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Streep, Hathaway with clothing.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman kids, Cruise views.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
No Cobb in cornfield?
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Frenzy (1972)
Stranger on a spud.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox's phantoms foil phantasmagoria.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Voyeur video blackmails Bond.
May 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Hairspray (2007)
Fat Chick dance flick.
Nov 29, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Loony Lynskey woos Winslet.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Somerfield's 'Greater Good' bad.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man (2008)
Bridges builds bigger bot.
May 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
Pepper's promotion pretty presumptuous.
May 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
Avengers consultant accepts (Fe)e.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Knocked Up (2007)
Unworn condom doesn't work.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Kotto's voodoo? Virgin's urgin'.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo rings up Frodo.
May 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo gets with program.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Network (1976)
Head Ned detours Peter.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Alien seeks skull session.
Dec 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Prescription: Murder (1968)
Falk foils deadly doctor.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Guest dies at wedding.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Rebecca (1940)
Rebecca of DeWinter's harm.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Bloody Roth shows guts.
Apr 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rounders (1998)
Damon has nuts.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)
Kringles create Claus cause.
May 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Queen fan kills Mother.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
TV 'Space Seed' sequel.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Say 'Good Earth!' Gracie.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Cromwell 'warps' Vulcan's consciousness.
Jan 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Crick clicks with chick.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp seethes, shaves, severs.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Telefon (1977)
Frost poem awakens agents.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie tests metal mettle.
Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah crushes Terminator's plan.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
She Rose, He sank.
Nov 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(14)
True Grit (1969)
Rooster wins (over) Darby.
May 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Up (2009)
Plummer makes house call.
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Superheroes sweat, screw, disintegrate.
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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You Don't Know Jack (2010)
Conscientious Kevorkian: killer?
May 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Tiger gives Bond 'orient'ation.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's first Titanic search.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Fight for Smurf Turf.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Avatar (2009)
Aliens in the mist.
Dec 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Behind The Candelabra (2013)
Dimpled Damon digs Douglas.
Jun 21, 2013
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
KKK OK? No way!
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Black Widow (1987)
Winger fingers Russell's hustle.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
I see bed people.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Born Free (1966)
Virginia in Africa?
Jun 30, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Choke (2008)
Rockwell has Huston's problems.
Feb 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Agenda For Murder (1990)
Cheesy imprint means murder.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: An Exercise In Fatality (1974)
Falk figures Conrad's killing.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star (1991)
Falk 'unmasks' attorney's alibi.
Feb 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Columbo Goes To College (1990)
Collegians can't con Columbo.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Columbo: Fade In To Murder (1976)
Falk 'fingers' Shatner's shenanigans.
Feb 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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